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The ruins of the Magic Kingdom were discovered by escapees of the [[Animal Kingdom]], including a pair of immortal mouse [[lich|liches]] named Minnie and Mickey Mouse.
The ruins of the Magic Kingdom were discovered by escapees of the [[Animal Kingdom]], including a pair of immortal mouse [[lich|liches]] named Minnie and Mickey Mouse.
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+=== Creation of Walt Disney ===
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+In 1901, The Mouses successfully created a homunculus, [[Walt Disney|Walter Elias Disney]], in a scary alchemist's lab in Fantasyland using their lich powers. Mickey and Minnie trained this homunculus to produce new living vessels in the event of their bodies being destroyed. In 1927, Walt successfully produced his first vessel, [[Oswald the Lucky Rabbit]], but it wasn't Mickey or Mouse-like enough.
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+In order to prevent these vessels from massacring all of Mickey's customers, they were quickly appointed to act as children's entertainment performers. A year after Oswald was contructed, Mickey's first vessel made his cinematic debut in Steamboat Willie.
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+<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBgghnQF6E4</youtube>
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+In 1966, Walt died of a colorful ball hitting his head, leading to a decades-long feud between the Magic Kingdom and [[Peggleland]].
=== Homosexual fast dancing ===
=== Homosexual fast dancing ===