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| style="text-align: center;" | Chairperson+| style="text-align: center;" | :3+| style="text-align: center;" | [[Twimble]]+| style="text-align: center;" | General Secretary+| style="text-align: center;" | [[Mascot]].+| style="text-align: center;" | [[Terra]]+| style="text-align: center;" | ███████ █████████████+| style="text-align: center;" | None available.+| style="text-align: center;" | [[Sir Feet]]+| style="text-align: center;" | ⚠️+| style="text-align: center;" | Serving time for murdering the entire nation of Belarus.+| style="text-align: center;" | [[The Computer]]+| style="text-align: center;" | Public Relations+| style="text-align: center;" | In charge of nuclear bomb supply.+== Legally Required Current List of Members ==+ +
−== Membership ==
−Membership into TMR is only possible through inheritance, or by asking really nicely.
−== History ==+After a nuclear warhead was dropped at its founding convention, the remaining 5 members thought "Wow that was awesome" and added pro-nuclear bomb to their ideology.[[File:TMP_Membership_Card.jpg|thumb|Official membership card.|alt=]]+
Despite its official name, the party has nothing to do with Belarus other than [[Sir Feet|Sir Feet's]] heinous crimes.
Despite its official name, the party has nothing to do with Belarus other than [[Sir Feet|Sir Feet's]] heinous crimes.
+==History==
+The Mario Party was founded when a group of entirely unrelated and unimportant people had the idea to create a political party dedicated to helping as many people as possible. The plan went horrible wrong when they all got together to discuss its creation over a game of Mario Party 8 they had rented out for their Wii. The game was so horrific that infighting immediately began, and all members turned on each other and vowed to make the party dedicated to causing as much indiscriminate harm as possible.
+
+When news broke out of this, thousands of people flocked to their founding convention to sign up and watch the infighting unfold. As the founding members fought and bickered at each other on stage, trying to one-up each other with increasingly worse political beliefs (that weren't obviously bigoted), one of them had gone too far. They had declared their plan of becoming a pro-nuclear bomb party, and said they had brought a sample of their inventory. It was a nuclear warhead, about the size of a football. The member slipped on a conveniently placed banana peel, dropping the bomb and immediately causing it to detonate. The explosion vaporized all the members in the convention center, who luckily were the only people inside. Since the doors were locked, the explosion was unable to leave, and only ended up harming the people in the room.
+
+The last remaining members were all not present at the explosion. Perry Llelogram is immortal, Twimble was , Terra was in ███ ████████, Sir Feet was occupied murdering an entire nation, and The Computer was doing slayer tasks.
+==Membership==
+[[File:TMP_Membership_Card.jpg|thumb|Official membership card.|alt=|200x200px]][[File:TMP_Membership_back.jpg|thumb|Back of membership card.|alt=|200x200px]]Membership into TMR is only possible through inheritance, but after the members were all killed, it was changed to membership through asking really nicely. It's currently not known how the initial members joined if this was the case. However, a DNA test of the ashes showed that most of them contained carbon, so this might explain how this happened.
+By becoming a member of TMR, you are immediately given a membership card and a coupon for any footlong from Subway for $7.99 plus tax. The coupon was a limited time offer for the first 3 members. The coupons were nine months expired. In-party membership perks include access to a plastic barrel of mildly stale cheese balls once a week, free restroom access, and 20 minutes of free time on the computer. A pizza party is also available at the end of the school year for good behavior (two small pizzas from Domino's, equally split amongst all members). Members are encouraged to replace their federal identification cards with their TMR memberships to further push the party's reach.
+
+It's important to note that membership into TMR has no official process beyond simply owning a card. The cards are available for purchase online in bulk on party supply stores, and in-store at most retailers. This has had some level of consequence, as there was an incident where a 6 year old child and all of his friends and family were unwillingly indoctrinated into TMR by owning the cards and filling them out with their personal information. The parents of all the children involved were horrified that they had unknowingly joined an extremist terrorist organization, and demanded that the founding members of TMR be sued. The parents won the case, as the members failed to show up to the courthouse.
+
+== Political Positions ==
+The political positions of TMR prior to nuclear detonation were very fluid and rapidly changing. Some of these positions may still not apply.
+
+==== Economic Policy ====
+
+* Octupling the current taxation rate.
+* Daily fluctuating minimum wage.
+* National currency replaced with Super Mario coins.
+* Adding "stars" as an additional currency.
+* Citizens can watch an ad to repay 3% of a loan instantly.
+* Banning digital purchases.
+
+==== Social Policy ====
+
+* Outlaw water.
+* All citizens given bomb making guides.
+* Removing California.
+* Revoke funding for all scientific organizations.
+** Increase funding for self proclaimed "mad scientists."
+* Normal marriage and straight marriage only legal at the geographical center of Wyoming.
+* All political power given to current strongest person in the city.
+* Zero child policy.
+** All current children are sent to factories to be processed into glue.
+* Medicine outlawed and replaced with nonessential oils.
+* Legal disputes settled through comically drawn out and increasingly chaotic fight scenes Family Guy Chicken Fight style.
+
+==== Healthcare ====
+All healthcare plans are replaced with a demi-bi-annual envelope mailed to every citizen containing a single Spongebob band-aid.
+
==Notable Candidates==
==Notable Candidates==
−{| class="wikitable"
+{| class="wikitable" style="text-align:center;"
!Member
!Member
!Role
!Role
!Additional Information
!Additional Information
|-
|-
−| style="text-align: center;" | [[Perry Llelogram]]
+||[[Perry Llelogram]]
−|Chairperson
−|:3
|-
|-
−|[[Twimble]]
−|General Secretary
−|[[Mascot]].
|-
|-
−|[[Terra]]
−|███████ █████████████
−|None available.
|-
|-
−|[[Sir Feet]]
−|⚠️
−|Serving time for murdering the entire nation of Belarus.
|-
|-
−|[[The Computer]]
−|Public Relations
−|In charge of nuclear bomb supply.
+|-
+|Mario
+|Founder
+|Unrelated to [[Mario|Super Mario]]. Is deceased.
+|-
+|Wario
+|Wario
+|Oh my god.
|}
|}
+==Legally Required Current List of Members==
−*Terra
−*The Computer
−* Terra
+*Twimble
−* The Computer
+*Sir Feet
−* Twimble
+*Perry Llelogram
−* Sir Feet
−* Perry Llelogram
−==Blacklist==
−*[[Counter-Perry]]
−== Blacklist ==
−* [[Counter-Perry]]
−[[Category: Teams (official)]] [[Category:Gay]]
+== Trivia ==
+No?
+[[Category: Teams (official)]]
+[[Category:Gay]]