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* Removing California.
==== Healthcare ====+
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* Outlaw water.
* Outlaw water.
* All citizens given bomb making guides.
* All citizens given bomb making guides.
−* Revoke funding for all scientific organizations.
* Revoke funding for all scientific organizations.
** Increase funding for self proclaimed "mad scientists."
** Increase funding for self proclaimed "mad scientists."
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* Medicine outlawed and replaced with nonessential oils.
* Medicine outlawed and replaced with nonessential oils.
* Legal disputes settled through comically drawn out and increasingly chaotic fight scenes Family Guy Chicken Fight style.
* Legal disputes settled through comically drawn out and increasingly chaotic fight scenes Family Guy Chicken Fight style.
+* Mormonism is to become the state religion.
+** It is also to be outlawed.
−* All healthcare plans are replaced with a demi-bi-annual envelope mailed to every citizen containing a single Spongebob band-aid.
−All healthcare plans are replaced with a demi-bi-annual envelope mailed to every citizen containing a single Spongebob band-aid.
+==== Foreign Policy ====
+NOTE: When first asked about foreign policy, the Mario Party failed to give an understandable response as they collectively did not know other countries existed. However, after learning of the circumstances, they had the following to say:
+* Genocide. Just in general.
+* The following soon-to-be former "countries" are to be removed:
+** <s>[[Belarus]]</s>
+** Every South American country, excluding Paraguay
+** [[California (IRL)|"California" (fake (lame))]]
+*** Double-purge Sacramento, just to make sure
+** [[California|California (the real one)]]
+*** All of them.
+** Bulgaria
+** France
+*** By extension, [[Louisiana]] and [[Canada]]
+** [[United Kingdom|United Kingdom of '''''<big>GAY</big>''''' Britain and Northern '''''<big>BI</big>'''''reland]]
+** Uzbek "Cringe" Stan
+** Turco-Lithuanian Productions
+** [[Australia|New Zealand]]
+* Countries with names too similar to "Mario" (removed for copyright infringement)
+** San Marino
+** Mauritania
+** Myanmar
+** Marshall Islands
+* Solving the Iran nuclear crisis by giving all parties in the Middle East nukes.
+* Ending the Mexican Drug War by smacking the cartels with a newspaper and telling them to think about what they did in the naughty chair.
+* Give Nigeria to Albania. Just make it happen. Let them have it.
+* Introducing Mario coins as the global currency.
+** Countries that refuse the adoption of this standard will also be removed.
==Notable Candidates==
==Notable Candidates==