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Despite its official name, the party has nothing to do with Belarus other than [[Sir Feet|Sir Feet's]] heinous crimes.
Despite its official name, the party has nothing to do with Belarus other than [[Sir Feet|Sir Feet's]] heinous crimes.
==History==
==History==
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The Mario Party was founded when a group of entirely unrelated and unimportant people had the idea to create a political party dedicated to helping as many people as possible. The plan went horrible wrong when they all got together to discuss its creation over a game of Mario Party 8 they had rented out for their Wii. The game was so horrific that infighting immediately began, and all members turned on each other and vowed to make the party dedicated to causing as much indiscriminate harm as possible.
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The Mario Party was founded when a group of entirely unrelated and unimportant people had the idea to create a political party dedicated to helping as many people as possible. The plan went horribly wrong when they all got together to discuss its creation over a game of Mario Party 8 they had rented out for their Wii. The game was so horrific that infighting immediately began, and all members turned on each other and vowed to make the party dedicated to causing as much indiscriminate harm as possible.
When news broke out of this, thousands of people flocked to their founding convention to sign up and watch the infighting unfold. As the founding members fought and bickered at each other on stage, trying to one-up each other with increasingly worse political beliefs (that weren't obviously bigoted), one of them had gone too far. They had declared their plan of becoming a pro-nuclear bomb party, and said they had brought a sample of their inventory. It was a nuclear warhead, about the size of a football. The member slipped on a conveniently placed banana peel, dropping the bomb and immediately causing it to detonate. The explosion vaporized all the members in the convention center, who luckily were the only people inside. Since the doors were locked, the explosion was unable to leave, and only ended up harming the people in the room.
When news broke out of this, thousands of people flocked to their founding convention to sign up and watch the infighting unfold. As the founding members fought and bickered at each other on stage, trying to one-up each other with increasingly worse political beliefs (that weren't obviously bigoted), one of them had gone too far. They had declared their plan of becoming a pro-nuclear bomb party, and said they had brought a sample of their inventory. It was a nuclear warhead, about the size of a football. The member slipped on a conveniently placed banana peel, dropping the bomb and immediately causing it to detonate. The explosion vaporized all the members in the convention center, who luckily were the only people inside. Since the doors were locked, the explosion was unable to leave, and only ended up harming the people in the room.
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== Trivia ==
== Trivia ==
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* Many of the members are not officially recognized as official citizens.
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* Despite being named after a Nintendo game, the party is not officially partnered with Nintendo in any way. In fact, Nintendo has gone to great lengths to distance themselves from the party.
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