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Greetings, everyone! [[Mangrove]] from [[The Ultimate Heist Crew]] here. I'm here on their behalf to look for a new [[lawyer]], following [[Creative Commons & Copyright]]'s unfortunate elimination. Please sign up we don't want to go to jail
== Initial Entries ==
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|[[Team Fortress 2|Miss Pauling]]
|Works with ''exceptionally'' subnormal men. Defectives, drunks, sex criminals, war criminals. Somehow, none of them have stood trial, so she seems like she'd be able to cover our bases
|'''Still in the running.'''
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|[[Saul Goodman]]
|[[File:Better Call Saul!.mp3]]
|'''A prime candidate, but not available due to being in prison.''' We'd have to break him out, which could land us in an even bigger legal mess.
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|[[Phoenix Wright]]
|This guy has won some incredibly difficult cases, and a [[badass]] name to boot.
|'''Still in the running.'''
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|[[Terezi Pyrope]]
|I heard from [[Vriska Serket|Vriska]] she's trustworthy?
|'''Still in the running.'''
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|[[Lionel Hutz]]
|If all else fails, we can fall back on this guy. He seems eager enough to help.
|'''Still in the running.'''
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