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DON'T call them Ishmael. They will fucking kill you and eat your liver and intestines and stuff if you do so

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|species=Unknown metal (presumably gold?)

|first_appearance=Macromedia Flash 8

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|latest_appearance=~~The Backrooms~~

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|latest_appearance=[[Edit War]]

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|latest_portrayal=

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|latest_portrayal=[[New Londinium]]

|portrayed_by=Themselves

|discord_name=graal#6561

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Joseph "The Lost Artifact" Green Hill, known simply as [[Lost Artifact~~|Lost Artifact,~~]] is an unknown lost artifact that has been lost for reasons yet to be determined.

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Joseph "The Lost Artifact" Green Hill, known simply as [[Lost Artifact]], is an unknown lost artifact that has been lost for reasons yet to be determined.

Lost Artifact uses they/them pronouns.

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Lost Artifact participated in [[BFDI: The Power of Two]] before being banished to the shadow realm in the episode "[[Return of the Hang Glider 12]]", earning Lost Artifact 2000th place in general.

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Lost Artifact then decided to escape the shadow realm and was never found since. Allegedly, Lost Artifact has been spotted participating in [[Challenge 1]] of [[The Wiki Camp 2]], but that had been colloquially and unanimously decided to be pure hearsay, since nobody had heard from Lost Artifact at the time, until it was confirmed by the time [[The Supreme Goddess]] announced the results, which confirmed Lost Artifact's true location. They have since participated in [[Challenge 2]], where they snuck into the back door of [[Damn seal]], but was later banished into the backrooms. Since then, no Lost Artifact spottings have been made.

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Lost Artifact then decided to escape the shadow realm and was never found since. Allegedly, Lost Artifact has been spotted participating in [[Challenge 1]] of [[The Wiki Camp 2]], but that had been colloquially and unanimously decided to be pure hearsay, since nobody had heard from Lost Artifact at the time, until it was confirmed by the time [[The Supreme Goddess]] announced the results, which confirmed Lost Artifact's true location. They have since participated in [[Challenge 2]], where they snuck into the back door of [[Damn seal]], but was later banished into the backrooms. Since then, no Lost Artifact spottings have been made... But not for long! By [[Challenge 3]], Lost Artifact decided to disguise themselves as [[New Londinium]], a previous participator and decided to contribute in the [[Edit War]] by inserting what seemed to be the entirety of the Damn seal page, however it would seem that they snuck in the entirety of [[Moby Dick|Rules]], including the dreaded 94th Chapter in, showing [[NO REMORSE|THIS ARTIFACT WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!]] in the process.

== Abilities ==

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== How??? ==

Lost Artifact exists. Don't ask me, Lost Artifact just exists! Why are you still asking me?!?! What better time do you have than to keep on constantly bothering a guy?!?!?!?! I'm just trying to write a wiki page for my Wiki Camp 2 character here!!!! PLEASE STOP!!!!

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Oh, I see how it is, you think it's funny to keep on pestering me with questions, huh? Well in that case...

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You better check your mailbox...

== Trivia ==

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* Lost Artifact's real name is actually Jeff. I lied to you all along.

* Lost Artifact is on a quest to take over the world.

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* Lost Artifact actually solved the diabolical speed trap issues.

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* Lost Artifact has caused the most chaos in Wiki Camp ever.

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** To this day, they haven't shown ANY REMORSE for it. But their user has.

== Gallery ==

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Those are all the quotes we managed to get before we angered Lost Artifact and got chased down. Luckily, I was the only one to survive. As for the others, they're now long gone...

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[[THIS ARTIFACT WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!]]

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[[THIS ARTIFACT WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!]]

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[[THIS ARTIFACT WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!]]

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[[THIS ARTIFACT WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!]]

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[[THIS ARTIFACT WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!]]

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[[THIS ARTIFACT WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!]]

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[[THIS ARTIFACT WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!]]

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[[THIS ARTIFACT WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!]]

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[[THIS ARTIFACT WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!]]

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