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When news broke out of this, thousands of people flocked to their founding convention to sign up and watch the infighting unfold. As the founding members fought and bickered at each other on stage, trying to one-up each other with increasingly worse political beliefs (that weren't obviously bigoted), one of them had gone too far. They had declared their plan of becoming a pro-nuclear bomb party, and said they had brought a sample of their inventory. It was a nuclear warhead, about the size of a football. The member slipped on a conveniently placed banana peel, dropping the bomb and immediately causing it to detonate. The explosion vaporized all the members in the convention center, who luckily were the only people inside. Since the doors were locked, the explosion was unable to leave, and only ended up harming the people in the room.
 
When news broke out of this, thousands of people flocked to their founding convention to sign up and watch the infighting unfold. As the founding members fought and bickered at each other on stage, trying to one-up each other with increasingly worse political beliefs (that weren't obviously bigoted), one of them had gone too far. They had declared their plan of becoming a pro-nuclear bomb party, and said they had brought a sample of their inventory. It was a nuclear warhead, about the size of a football. The member slipped on a conveniently placed banana peel, dropping the bomb and immediately causing it to detonate. The explosion vaporized all the members in the convention center, who luckily were the only people inside. Since the doors were locked, the explosion was unable to leave, and only ended up harming the people in the room.
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The last remaining members were all not present at the explosion. Perry Llelogram is immortal, Twimble was eating bananas, Terra was in ███ ████████, Sir Feet was occupied murdering an entire nation, and The Computer was doing slayer tasks.
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The last remaining members were all not present at the explosion. Perry Llelogram is immortal, Twimble was eating bananas, Terra was in ███ ████████, Sir Feet was occupied murdering an entire nation, Dodgeball was, and The Computer was doing slayer tasks.
 
==Membership==
 
==Membership==
 
[[File:TMP_Membership_Card.jpg|thumb|Official membership card.|alt=|200x200px]][[File:TMP_Membership_back.jpg|thumb|Back of membership card.|alt=|200x200px]]Membership into TMR is only possible through inheritance, but after the members were all killed, it was changed to membership through asking really nicely. It's currently not known how the initial members joined if this was the case. However, a DNA test of the ashes showed that most of them contained carbon, so this might explain how this happened.
 
[[File:TMP_Membership_Card.jpg|thumb|Official membership card.|alt=|200x200px]][[File:TMP_Membership_back.jpg|thumb|Back of membership card.|alt=|200x200px]]Membership into TMR is only possible through inheritance, but after the members were all killed, it was changed to membership through asking really nicely. It's currently not known how the initial members joined if this was the case. However, a DNA test of the ashes showed that most of them contained carbon, so this might explain how this happened.
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