Changes

* The following soon-to-be former "countries" are to be removed:

* The following soon-to-be former "countries" are to be removed:

** <s>[[Belarus]]</s>

** <s>[[Belarus]]</s>

** Every South American country, excluding Paraguay

** Every [[South America]]n country, excluding [[Paraguay]]

** [[California (IRL)|"California" (fake (lame))]]

** [[California (IRL)|"California" (fake (lame))]]

*** Double-purge Sacramento, just to make sure

*** Double-purge Sacramento, just to make sure

** [[California|California (the real one)]]

** [[California|California (the real one)]]

*** All of them.

*** All of them.

** Bulgaria

** [[Bulgaria]]

** France

** [[France]]

*** By extension, [[Louisiana]] and [[Canada]]

*** By extension, [[Louisiana]] and [[Canada]]

** [[United Kingdom|United Kingdom of '''''<big>GAY</big>''''' Britain and Northern '''''<big>BI</big>'''''reland]]

** [[United Kingdom|United Kingdom of '''''<big>GAY</big>''''' Britain and Northern '''''<big>BI</big>'''''reland]]

** Uzbek "Cringe" Stan

** [[Uzbekistan|Uzbek "Cringe" Stan]]

** Turco-Lithuanian Productions

** [[Turkey|Turco]]-[[Lithuania]]n Productions

** [[Australia|New Zealand]]

** [[Australia|New Zealand]]

* Countries with names too similar to "Mario" (removed for copyright infringement)

* Countries with names too similar to "Mario" (removed for copyright infringement)

** [[San '''Mari'''n'''o''']]

** [[San Marino|San '''Mari'''n'''o''']]

** [['''Mauri'''tania]]

** [[Mauritania|'''Mauri'''tania]]

** [[Myan'''mar''']]

** [[Myanmar|Myan'''mar''']]

** [['''Mar'''shall Islands]]

** [[Marshall Islands|'''Mar'''shall Islands]]

* Solving the Iran nuclear crisis by giving all parties in the Middle East nukes.

* Solving the [[Iran]] nuclear crisis by giving all parties in the [[Middle East]] nukes.

* Ending the Mexican Drug War by smacking the cartels with a newspaper and telling them to think about what they did in the naughty chair.

* Ending the [[Mexico|Mexican]] Drug War by smacking the cartels with a newspaper and telling them to think about what they did in the naughty chair.

* Give Nigeria to Albania. Just make it happen. Let them have it.

* Give [[Nigeria]] to [[Albania]]. Just make it happen. Let them have it.

* Introducing Mario coins as the global currency.

* Introducing Mario coins as the global currency.

** Countries that refuse the adoption of this standard will also be removed.

** Countries that refuse the adoption of this standard will also be removed.