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− +The Normal Camp 2 is a normal camp -styled business where you complete assignments by editing a wiki.+ +It's meant to be strong hearted and only for those who are willing to contribute to this company in a meaningful way, so if you find that it's stressing you out, get out. There is no actual prize for your contributions, aside from profit of course.+ +Confused? That's not allowed here. You're fired. Leave.+ +Stuck? Redirect your complaints to our [[The Shredding Room|Help Desk]].+ +If you have some kind of issue regarding our company or the server or anyone on it, Hesitate to contact [[User:Normatomi]] about it. You're supposed to be working.+ +Get back to work.+
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+#hello{display:block;font-family: 'Linux Libertine','Georgia','Times',serif;line-height: 1.125;padding:0.2em 0.4em;margin:0 0 10px 0;border:1px solid #a3b0bf;background-image:linear-gradient(-135deg,#b8b6b6 5%,#9e9b9b 26%,#706f6f 60%,#4f4e4e 79%,#2e2d2d 99%);color:Cornsilk;font-size:130%;text-align:left;}
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+}}<span id=hello>We are the Normal Camp 2. Greetings, {{clog|you}}.</span>
+<span id=hello2>I'm {{clog|me}}! {{greeting}}, Normal Camp 2!</span>{{clear}}
+{{user:Normatomi/ambox}}
+<div style="background:rgba(255,255,255,0.75);padding:10px;margin-top:10px;">
+{{:catch phrase}}<hr>
+<div style="width:100%;display:flex;flex-wrap:wrap;flex-direction:row-reverse;justify-content:space-between;">
+<div style="height:50%;width:30%;display:inline-block;max-width:500px;flex-basis:30%;flex-grow: 1;">
+<div id=info style="border:1px solid #a2a9b1;margin:8px;">Submit something reasonably profitable in the [[Assignment 4: Products|Fourth Assignment]] or you're fired.
+*This is our net worth: 5,000,000,000,000
+**[[:Category:Best products|Here are our best products]]
+*These are the total number of products we have produced: {{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}
+**[[The Wiki Camp 2:6,666th poll|Predict]] when the 6,666th article will be made!
+*These are the total number of employees employed at our business as of now: {{NUMBEROFUSERS}}
+**Only {{NUMBEROFACTIVEUSERS}} of them are [[Fired|likely to keep their jobs next week]].
+***That's {{#expr: (({{#number_format:{{NUMBEROFACTIVEUSERS}}|0||}}/{{#number_format:{{NUMBEROFUSERS}}|0||}})*100) }}%. Awful.
+****Most of them had potential too. Shame.
+*This is the amount of [[Special:NewFiles|important documents:]] {{NUMBEROFFILES}}
+*This is the amount of times the building has been entered: {{NUMBEROFEDITS}}
+*[[Main_Page|This is the building]]
+*This is the number of Nobel Prize winners: {{:"Three digit number"}}
+</div>
+</div>
+<hr><div style="flex-grow:2;flex-basis:350px;">
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[[Category:The Normal Camp 2]]