The Bean of Whimsical Justice

The Bean of Whimsical Justice is a thing, although does not appreciate being categorized as such.

About

The Bean of Whimsical Justice

The Bean of Whimsical Justice (who from here on will be simply called la bean) seems to have landed on Earth during the tumultuous time of 2014. He was immediately captured by The Government but was promptly let go for his name being too long to write. la bean (who from here on will be simply called Bean Boy) is technically considered a god due to his whimsical powers. But nobody likes him enough to admit that he is. Bean Boy (who from here on will be simply called The Bean of Whimsical Justice) refused to be included in this article for years. But we've managed to track him down and persuade him to join us in this interview.

The Grand Interview

Hello Bean of Whimsical Justice! Thank you so much for joining me here tonight.

You can just call me bean.

Alright ben let's get right into the questions!-

Before we start... your well aware of my condition I presume.

I am terribly allergic to question marks.

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You realize this is an interview right?.

HEY! what did i just say.

Well you seem to be just fine after that one so i will press on.

Now ben we have heard a lot about these "Whimsical powers of Justice". Could you tell us what that means?

I dont wanna.

Dude please your making this interview a lot harder then it needs to be. Just cut me some slack.

hmpf.

Now Mr Bean would you mind telling us about the 24 deaths you caused last night?

Oh happily! What a show I must say. Clumsy ol' me knocked into some radioactive fluids and BOOM! It was really a "have to be there" kind of moment.

Sounds like a great time.

Now, would you mind telling us about your "Greatest Tragedy" as you call it?.

Oh yes. The sad day of march 15th 2019. My phone ran out of battery on the bus while i was playing flappy bird

I was talking about your divorce

I could take it or leave it tbh

What.

Now for our final question... What are you made of?

loneliness.

lol

That concludes our interview. Thank you Ben!

ok

Strengths

• whimsical powers
• lovely smile

Weaknesses

Any of these will kill The Bean of Whimsical Justice INSTANTLY

• Water
• Asthma (not the condition itself people who have it)
• Question Marks
• Bees
• Hunger
• Milk.
• Eggs.
• Fish (e.g., bass, flounder, cod)
• Crustacean shellfish (e.g., crab, lobster)
• Tree nuts (e.g., almonds, walnuts, pecans)
• Peanuts.
• Wheat.
• Soybeans.
• Himself
• Friends
• Voldemort
• Happiness
• Not taking criticism well
• Impatient
• Lazy
• Easily bored
• Bullets
• Procrastinate
• Persistent
• Takes things personally
• Strong willed
• Passive
• Does not like conflict
• Shy
• Lethargic
• Long-term planning
• Strict
• Short-sighted
• Selfish
• Focusing on small details
• Takes blame for others
• Being straight forward
• Greedy
• Delegating tasks
• Needs to be right
• Stubborn
• Multitasking
• Allows emotions to show
• Blunt
• Presenting
• Impulsive
• Bossy
• Takes on to much
• Follow-ups
• Aggressive
• Likes to take risks
• Lots of bullet points
• Critical of others
• Passive
• Works to much
• Perfectionist
• Fearful
• Trouble with teams
• Close-minded
• Small-minded
• Evil-minded
• minded
• People who read everything in a wiki article
• Unorganized
• Does not like pressure
• Humor
• Emojis
• Death
• Snakes
• Exercise
• Money
• Human touch
• Sunlight
• Human Rights
• Water
• Fedoras
• Vibrations
• Shrimp
• Adult Swim
• Nerpas
• my fingers hurt
• but ill keep going
• Apples
• Bananas
• All fruits except Strawberry
• Cringe
• Star Wars
• Star Wars 2
• Star ward
• Harry Potter
• The Blacklist
• The Whitelist
• Colors
• Humans
• Object shows
• limbs
• fingers
• Social Media
• Wikis (whos gonna tell him)]
• ℊ
• Phones
• Pandemics
• Fun