There Are Two Different Kinds Of People In This World
How may we serve you today?
I'm Wiki Camp 2! שָׁלוֹם, you!
I'm me! שָׁלוֹם, Wiki Camp 2! | Peeled! |
 | Happy anniversary! |
The Wiki Camp 2
It's Camping Time!
Stats
- This is the amount of pages: 29,812
- This is the amount of articles: 6,874
- Predict when the 66,666th article will be made!
- This is the amount of users: 1,181
- Only 96 of them are active.
- That's 8.1287044877223%!
- Most of them are either bots or jokes or perhaps a nurpoing. To be fair.
- That's 8.1287044877223%!
- Only 96 of them are active.
- This is the amount of files: 13,757
- That's as many as 6878.5 times 2!
- This is the amount of times this wiki has been edited: 130,340
- Each page has an average of 4.3720649402925 edits!
- Check out the Edit Milestones!
- This is the article
- This is the number of Nobel Prize winners: 2767
- This is the latest user to edit the Main Page: N
Patreon
A message from Satomi:
Thank you so much for covering the wikis' server hosting and domain registration! To further support other artistic endeavors, I added another goal here. Also you can see all the previous goals we reached!
|
It's meant to be lighthearted and not be that stressful, but if you find that it's stressing you out, please take a break. There is no actual prize for winning, so there should be no stakes.
If you have some kind of issue regarding the camp or the server or anyone on it, do not hesitate to contact User:Satomi about it.
- This wiki is brought to you by Betabug64, Arllyhautegoth, NARI, Therobot47, FuzzyEpic3, ProblematicPeriwinklePlum, Christianosc, NeonTehWolf, SGuySMW, Airy, Hanss314, StrangelyUnknown, CandiedCoder, crispeh, QWillow, Viviancherry, Nobody, Snowphie, TUWAN, Gunpowder, EnbyPie08, 4DJumpman256, Ndnprct3, AFK, Betamaj, Bendyfan Animations, multi puliyze, A. GROSS, Jacob F., Blooome, 60mo, shaquiel09, KaLegend, SkulBLiTZ, fork-kun, Sol Games, Olive, Mikl Pickle, Samuel Thornbury, Zelo101, Alex Gilbert, Megamegaminecrafter1, Minecags, Spartan Dash, PhantoFantasma, JoanStar, marcopolo, vcstones, goobab!!, lawnoa20, TeelButObject, kat, Flintosta, YellowAngiru, hazelfelt, wishfixers, Mill MacEnnium, and milli.
Overview
Social media
Miscellaneous
- Featured articles
- Portal of Resources
- The Wiki Camp 1
- Visit the Shop
- Credits
- The Wiki Camp 2 Jr. by User:Snowphie
Other rectangle.zone wikis
MAKE A PAGE... NOW!!! Not sure what to make? Check out the wanted pages! Lonely Rolling Star - Katamari Damacy is currently what's
playing on the radio!
|
BREAKING NEWSThe Suez Canal has been blocked by a lodged cargo ship named Ever Given. The estimated cost in loss of deliveries is skyrocketing by the minute. Egyptian authorities are considering building a second canal in accordance to the engineering principle of redundancy—the existence of more than one thing to accomplish a task.
One of the largest container ships in the world, Ever Given was in the middle of her trip from Malaysia's Port of Tanjung Pelepas to Rotterdam in the Netherlands when she became stuck in the middle of the canal. This isn't the first incident involving her; in 2019, she collided with HADAG ferry Finkenwerder, to which she inflicted major damages.
Did you know...... Twitter is soon to be renamed to X! This is a reference to the cartoon face used for when a character is dead, specifically X_X!
- Defeat The Baby at 2:00.
# Here's what's trending on The Wiki Camp 2!
2008 · Transport · Trending
Conrail
Throughout North America, railway enthusiasts and urban planners alike are anticipating the revival of a nationalized railway network.
Trending with nationalization, capitalism, #fuckcars
Coman
Jarvis,
- Follow the damn train, CJ!
Right away, sir.
Song of the day: June 8th, 2024
Artist: Daft Punk
Song: Technologic
Album: Human After All
Year: 2005
VGM of the day: November 27th, 2023
Game: NOSTALGIA Op.3
Song: Danza Pantera
Composer/Artist: Feryquitous
Year: 2023Miscellaneous
hi! im Main Page the seal!
Commentary
DUDE. THE TENTH CHALLENGE IS HERE!
|
Wow, Spike. Ten whole challenges since the Wiki Camp 2 began. This calls for a celebration!
|
Alright, people! We gotta get this show on the road!
|
Wha? How come?
|
It's another episode of... uh... what was it again?
|
DUDE. IS IT FOR THE CHALLENGE?
|
...Oh yeah! An episode of Prop Fight!
|
clap clap clap!
|
Places, everyone!
|
As the drums start pounding, the audience is sure to be entertained! But what will they expect in this grand theatre? Stay tuned, we'll be back right after this!
|
Stay tuned? I'd rather tune a worn out piano from a saloon!
|
Oh ho ho ho!
|
BOY I SAY NOW, YA CAN'T JUST GO HECKLIN' AROUND IN A PACKED THEATRE LIKE A PACK OF HYENAS. THEM ACTORS GOT ONE THING BOY, AND THAT THING IS CALLED DEDICATION. THEY'VE BEEN TRAINED ALL THEIR LIFE TO BE HERE SON, AND YA GOTTA RESPECT THAT. MUCKIN' ABOUT 'LL ONLY MAKE THEIR REPUTATION PLUMMET. PLUMMET, I SAY. YA WANNA GO BOY, THEN SKEDADDLE.
|
Shhh! So rude!
|
Be not afeard, be not afeard; the isle is full of noises |
...
|
That, if I then had waked after long sleep, |
*tries not to hold back tears*
|
...that when I waked,
|
I cried... to dream again!
|
clap clap clap!
|
See previous versions of this dialogue here!
^ shouldnt this be the winter baikal image? since it's...y'know... winter. - Nerpacunt256
 | Oopsies... This article was awarded NerpaPunch Missed the Bowl Award! Better luck next time... |
- Fine.
- It's sprangin'
| Oopsies... This article was awarded NerpaPunch Missed the Bowl Award! Better luck next time... |
- It's summering time!
MediaWiki has been installed.
MediaWiki has been installed.
MediaWiki has been installed.
MediaWiki has been installed.
MediaWiki laladoganstalled.
MediaWiki has been installed.
WE SHOULDN'T
MediaWiki has been installed.
MediaWiki has been installed.
MediaWiki has been installed.
lalalalalalalalalalalaladoga.
MediaWiki has been installed.
MediaWiki has been installed.
MediaWiki has been installed.
MediaWiki has been installed.
MediaWiki has been installed.
MediaWiki has been installed?
Nerpulation
<graph>{"version": 2,"width": 400,"height": 200,"data": [{"name": "table","values": [{"x": 0,"y": 1},{"x": 10,"y": 32},{"x": 20,"y": 204},{"x": 30,"y": 4102}]}],"scales": [{"name": "x","type": "linear","range": "width","zero": false,"domain": {"data": "table","field": "x"}},{"name": "y","type": "linear","range": "height","nice": true,"domain": {"data": "table","field": "y"}}],"axes": [{"type": "x","scale": "x"},{"type": "y","scale": "y"}],"marks": [{"type": "area","from": {"data": "table"},"properties": {"enter": {"x": {"scale": "x","field": "x"},"y": {"scale": "y","field": "y"},"y2": {"scale": "y","value": 0},"fill": {"value": "steelblue"},"interpolate": {"value": "monotone"}}}}]}</graph>Wow, that is a lot of Nerpas!
Woops! Watch your step! Little nerpy...Why so happy?
asdasdaassaaasdsa Consult the User's Guide for wikirmation on wikiing the wiki wikiware.
Set $wgLogos with the URL path to your own logo image
this is the wiki camp 
Getting started
- EAT AS MUCH DRYWALL AS POSSIBLE IN A 5 MINUTE TIME SPAN
- THIS IDEA IS FUCKING STUPID WHY WOULD YOU EVER DO THIS WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
- CHECK OUT THE CURRENT CHALLENGE
- CHECK OUT THE CURRENT CHALLENGE (OUTDATED)
- CHECK OUT THE CURRENT CHALLENGE (OUTDATED)
- CHECK OUT THE CURRENT CHALLENGE (OUTDATED)
- CHECK OUT THE CURRENT CHALLENGE (OUTDATED)
- CHECK OUT THE CURRENT CHALLENGE (OUTDATED)
- CHECK OUT THE CURRENT CHALLENGE (OUTDADED)
- CHECK OUT THE CURRENT CHALLENGE (OUTDATED
- CHECK OUT THE CURRENT CHALLENGE (OUTDATED)
- CHECK OUT THE PRINTED VERSION OF THIS PAGE (OUTDATED)
- CHECK OUT THIS MINIGAME
.gif)
Dunk him
- HELP ME I AM TRAPPED IN THE SOURCE CODE
- HELP ME I AM TRAPPED IN DAMN SEAL
- solve the Spongebob found dead jigsaw puzzle!
- Alvin is died :(
- We are 869,660 shminckles in debt god help us
- hi hello
- you can visit the original wiki camp here!
- the camp ha
sd a Twitter where people from the Discord could share the occasional highlight and silly gag! You can check it here. - We also have a discord.
- h
How has your day been?
- i mean, as for me it's been pretty alright -- i just woke up though, so i suppose that's not really saying that much.
- pretty good
- im glad to hear that
- im having a good day too my birthday was today guys :)
- oh my gosh thats so cool happy birthday!
- i messed up the formatting and accidentally made the bullet point two lines above me say it was my birthday!!! whoever wrote that didnt have a birthday it was ME! burger nuggets french fries hotdog
- last edit before editing closes for the first challenge >:D
- gud
- erm i hahah now that you wipes sweat from my brow erm well i tugs at shirt you see
- [[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]]
 | Far out! This article was awarded NerpaPunch Peace Prize! Stay chill! |
- THIS IS A CALLOUT POST FOR wIKI CaMP PARTiCIPANt ANTIVANDAL: DELETE youR OWN CONTRIBUTIONS, WHY DON'T YOU! canT YOU SIMPLY edit this page, IF YOU WANT TO DELETE SOMEBODY ELSE'S WORK SO BAD? LIKE, WOW, TALK ABOUT RUDE.
- no
- Good morning, TWC2!
- lala
Mission statement
We here at the Wiki, Camp 2 strive to achieve utmost excellence and encourage in others to serve their community. Our team of expert chefs have whipped up wholly original, and wholly delicious, meals for your enjoyment. We condemn all forms of hatred and ignorance, and we are stark advocates for the endangered vaquita whale.
Fishin' Statement
All that shit is wrong we just wanna go fishing!
List of challenges
| Challenge | Date started | Date ended | Contestants | Teams | Winner* |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Challenge 1: Competitors | August 22nd, 2022 | September 14th, 2022 | 101 | none | 9150625 |
| Challenge 2: Teams | October 1st, 2022 | October 13th, 2022 | 99 | 18 teams | Host |
| Challenge 3: Edit War | November 10th, 2022 | November 23rd, 2022 | 89 | Paper Niko | |
| Challenge 4: Things | January 15th, 2023 | February 14th, 2023 | 76 | Emoticon | |
| Challenge 5: To Be Confused... | April 6th, 2023 | May 2nd, 2023 | 66 | 19 teams | Terra |
| Challenge 6: Unwanted Pages | June 20th, 2023 | July 15th, 2023 | 62 | Everyone's a LOSER! | |
| Challenge 7: Discussions | November 30th, 2023 | December 14th, 2023 | 49 | Paper Niko | |
| Challenge 8: Who is this? | January 24th, 2024 | February 6th, 2024 | 47 | ACRONYM | |
| Challenge 9: The Seven Kingdoms | April 7th, 2024 | April 28th, 2024 | 38 | United Kingdom | |
| Challenge 10: Episodes | June 27th, 2024 | August 23rd, 2024 | 36 | 20 teams | TBA |
| ALS Ice Bucket Challenge | Around July 2014 | Around August 2015 | A lot of willing people and perhaps a nurpoing | They usually do it alone | Anyone brave enough to do the challenge |
Luck Test
Your luck level is 1. You are unlucky.
List of challenges
idk 💔
if a brotha want some smoke I let this choppa eat his livuh
205
Analysis
D[wrong]
Daily Seal
Today's seal is:
Fossils. Remnants. How cruel.
This moon once housed life. Life that you may have held dear, had the timing been right. But our timing was wrong. We were born much too late.
Now, it is just calcium to me – and irrelevant to you. Isn’t that right?
Stinger
Who got eliminated this round?
|
No, What got eliminated.
|
Okay, what got eliminated?
|
Yes!
|
What?
|
Oh ho ho ho!
|
Statler and Waldorf have been sent to Hell. Goodbye!
What do you mean? This place is hell!
|
Oh ho ho ho!
|
Sting
You know who else wants to hang?
|
Train enjoying area
Yuri section
Wonder
Wow, zippy!
|
Tips and Tricks
If there's no escape, either check the top right or click the back button.
We are the Normal Camp 2. Greetings, you.
I'm me! Hello, Normal Camp 2!"Where dreams become ideal."
- This is our net worth: 5,000,000,000,000
- These are the total number of products we have produced: 6,874
- Predict when the 6,666th product will be made.
- These are the total number of employees employed at our business as of now: 1,181
- Only 96 of them are likely to keep their jobs next week.
- That's 8.1287044877223%. Awful.
- Most of them had potential too. Shame.
- That's 8.1287044877223%. Awful.
- Only 96 of them are likely to keep their jobs next week.
- This is the amount of important documents: 13,757
- This is the amount of times the building has been entered: 130,340
- This is the building
- This is the number of Nobel Prize winners: 5173
It's meant to be strong hearted and only for those who are willing to contribute to this company in a meaningful way, so if you find that it's stressing you out, get out. There is no actual prize for your contributions, aside from profit of course.
Confused? That's not allowed here. You're fired. Leave.
Stuck? Redirect your complaints to our Help Desk.
If you have some kind of issue regarding our company or the server or anyone on it, hesitate to contact User:Samantha about it. You're supposed to be working.
Hello, I am the Normal Camp 2's Product Management and Chief Executive Designer Typey. Type in this text box below for an easier method of designing products.
Pokémon: Scarlet and Violet - Area Zero is currently
playing on the radio!\  |
Miscellaneous
Nyah Ha Ha! Welcome to The Normal Camp, fool! We're the most EVIL company around!
|
ᴀʜ, ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ. ᴍɪꜱᴛᴀᴋᴇɴ, ꜱᴘɪᴋᴇᴍᴜᴛʜ. ᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴀɴʏ ɪꜱ. ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇɴᴇꜰɪᴛ ᴏꜰ. ꜱᴏᴄɪᴇᴛʏ. ᴡᴇ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴇɴɢᴀɢᴇ. ɪɴ ᴍᴀʟɪᴄɪᴏᴜꜱ ᴘʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ.
|
Umm, you blind, dude? You guys do TONS of evil shit! Look around!
|
Plain ol' nasty! But it's not like IM complaining. It just makes you more like my boss! He's a REAL stand-up guy! Im just pointing this whole thing out.
|
ʜᴍ. ɪ. ꜱᴇᴇ. ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴡᴇʟʟ, ᴡᴇ ᴀʟʟ ʜᴀᴠᴇ. ᴏᴜʀ ᴜɴɪQᴜᴇ ʟᴇɴꜱᴇꜱ. ᴏꜰ ꜱᴇᴇɪɴɢ. ᴍᴏʀᴀʟɪᴛʏ.
|
Nyah Ha Ha! thirty seconds in our first interaction, and I'm starting to like you already!
|
Do not. call me Ishmael.
|
Well said, Girl Ishmael. When saying that name, they should be referring to me only! I'm the true and honest original Ishmael!
|
^ This image really helps me remember that we live in a post-whimsical society. Thank you, The Respectable Businesswoman, for showing us the way. - A satisfied customer and also not a pinniped, as they are incapable of advanced thought and sapience..except for two of our esteemed higher ups, of course.
- Fine.
- It's spranging.'
fun has been deleted.
fun has been deleted.
fun has been deleted.
fun has been deleted.
fun has been deleted.
fun has been deleted.
yes. further.
fun has been deleted.
fun has been deleted.
fun has been deleted.
this is normal.
fun has been deleted.
fun has been deleted.
fun has been deleted.
fun has been deleted.
fun has been deleted? THERE IS STILL HOPE Interpolation
[As part of the Pinniped Relocation Project efforts, we have dedicated a small portion of our resources to transporting any undesirable pinniped on our premises into an environment where their efforts would be needed more. We don't apologize for the inconvenience in removing most of these mammals from our company.]
Set $wgLogos with the URL path to your own logo image
This is the Normal camp. 
Getting Started
- Please inform our janitors to clear out any and all Drywall spills located on Hallway 6, please.
- This is a fantastic idea. I do not want to slip and get drywall on my clothes or sustain an injury.
- Please view our current assignment.
- Please view our current assignment. (OUTDATED)
- Please view our current assignment. (OUTDATED)
- Please view our current assignment. (OUTDATED
- Please view our current assignment. (OUTDATED)
- Please view manuscript for this page. (OUTDATED)
- I love editing the source code for our servers. It is really fun and not soul-rending.
- Fun Fact: There is nobody trapped in Normal seal.
- solve the Regular Jigsaw Puzzle.
- Alvin is alive and well.
- We are not in debt, unlike our childish and inferior counterpart.
- Misdirective Challenge Crystals are not normal
- you can visit the original and unfortunately defunct normal camp here.
- Our company has a Twitter where people from our PR Team share the occasional highlight and benefits of signing up for our company. You can check it here.
- We don't have a Discord, because it sucks.
- Not a random letter.
How has your day been?
- Normal.
- Normal.
- I am glad to have heard that.
- Normal. I had a Birthday.
- Normal. Happy Birthday.
- Normal. It wasn't my Birthday, but Happy Birthday regardless.
- I am so glad our company doesn't have a problem with scandalous artificial intelligence, so it can stay open whenever we desire.
- Normal.
- Normal.
- Our Hyperlinks are not blocked.
I am glad our website does not have any Nerpapunch awards plastered all over it. I cannot stand that childish website. Such buffoonery.
- This is a personalized thank you note to our wonderful Anti Vandal. Thank you for personally removing any mistakes or errors I could've made when helping expand our glorious corporate empire.
- You are of utmost welcome, employee.
- Good morning, TNC2.
- Pages with script errors
- Association football templates needing maintenance
- Okinesque articles
- Pages containing advertisements
- XD so random!!!111one
- Seals
- NerpaPunch Missed the Bowl awarded
- NerpaPunch Peace Prize awarded
- Pages featuring Mike and Spike
- Pages featuring Muscle Man
- Articles with wrong statements
- Pages featuring Statler and Waldorf
- Articles that pass the Bechdel test
- Articles with yuri sections
- Yuri
- The Normal Camp 2
- Places where CARS are the only effective mode of transportation
- Pages from another timeline
- Fruits
- Combo pages