Challenge 10: Episodes

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Louder! Louder!

Welcome to the final 35! You know, if three of you DNP, that'll be the exact number of Episodes we had in season 1! Or, well, okay, there's a few different ways to get to that number. We'll get to that!

Quitters

None at this point. Pretty cool!

Board meeting

Agenda

  1. How many shares should be introduced into the market? 1 or 94?
  2. Recalculate the exchange rates? Yes or no?
  3. Cancel "Episodes" and replace this challenge with a different one? Yes or no?
  4. Can this board decision get all "no" votes? Yes or no?
  5. Give all the tokens in the bank that don't currently have an exchange ratein shares an exchange rate in shares? Yes or no?
  6. Should LegendFinder get a 1.1x longer deadline than all other competitors? Yes or no?
  7. Should Noah get a cool giant robot? Yes or no?
  8. In front of you are three cages suspended above a pool of lava. The cage with the most shares will be given a lovely Okin Lollipop, enticing everyone inside. Shareholders who abstain from voting on this agenda will not get a lovely Okin Lollipop. Which cage are you entering? Cage A, Cage B, or Cage C?
    • People who enter the cage with the most shares aren't dipped into the lava. They're fine and get to go free. Nothing happens to the other two cages they're also fine.
  9. Should LiSt rejoin on Wanted Contestants? Yes or no?
  10. Each shareholder who votes on this agenda will receive between 1 and 5 mentions, with the number chosen at random. Yes, but like the TWOW kind, or yes, but like the Discord kind, or no?
  11. Should players be allowed to exchange bank items and tokens with exactly two identical letters consecutively in their names for double counters at a fixed rate of 1 to 1? Yes or no?
    • Double counters are non-exchangeable once obtained, and are purely cosmetic in nature.
  12. Can we have a belated 30th birthday party for User:Scar? Yes or no?
  13. Should the Wiki Camp 2 have a paper plate awards ceremony after results for the final challenge are released? Yes or no?
  14. What does the fox say? Woof, meow, quack, or bing?
  15. Should a randomly-selected entry from any previous challenge be introduced to the Evil Mushroom Kingdom, therefore inverting its page's colors? Yes or no?
  16. Should it be impossible for competitors to become eliminated via board decisions? This decision will come into effect first. Yes or no?
  17. Should we reveal who submitted each board descision this voting period? Yes or no?

How to vote

Just go to the talk page and vote and sign it with your signature which is four tildes. Make sure it's in the section. You must vote with all your shares.

You only have to vote on one agenda.

The deadline to vote is Sunday at 9pm eastern.

Here are the votes:

The Divine Goddess: 94 no abstain no abstain no abstain A no discord abstain no abstain abstain no no no

Jurta: 1, no, no, maybe, yes, no, yes, A, yes, TWOW, abstain, yes, yes, meow, yes, yes, abstain Jurta talk/he/they 17:35, 12 June 2024 (UTC)

SFD Jigsaw Piece: 94, abstain, no, no, yes, why not, FUCK YES, C, Yeah, TWOW, abstain, yes, yes, gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding, yes, yes, yes ALPHA AMOEBA DID THIS. (talk) 17:40, 12 June 2024 (UTC)

Head of Lettuce: 1, yes, no, no, yes, no, yes, abstain, yes, yes but like the twow kind, yes, yes, yes, meow, yes, yes, yes Scar (talk) 17:48, 12 June 2024 (UTC)

Emoticon: 1, abstain, no, no, yes, yes, yes, A, yes, TWOW, yes, yes, no, abstain, no, abstain, yes + CONFESSIONAL: :D [[User:QWillow|]] test 17:53, 12 June 2024 (UTC)

Cellphone:1,No,No,No,Yes,No,Yes,A,No,TWOW kind,No,Yes,Yes,Quack,No,Yes,Yes -Snowphie/Cellphone😜 (talk) 17:55, 12 June 2024 (UTC)

Molten Copper & Toast Blob: 1 no abstain no no no yes A yes TWOW yes yes yes meow abstain yes yes — 18:11, 12 June 2024 (UTC)

Fictional charcter: 94, no, no, no, yes, yes, YES, A, yes, TWOW, yes, YES, yes, Quack, yes, no, no betabug64 18:36, 12 June 2024 (UTC)

Push Dagger: 1, abstain, no, no, yes, abstain, yes, A, yes, TWOW, abstain, yes, yes, bing, yes, yes, yes! ZerOcarina (talk) 18:37, 12 June 2024 (UTC)

Big Boy: 1, no, no, no, yes, no, no, B, yes, twow, yes, yes, yes, woof, yes, yes, yes + CONFESSIONAL: "I walk a lonely road, the only road that I have ever known..." - SGuySMW (talk) 18:45, 12 June 2024 (UTC)

The Wiki Machine: 1, no, no, abstain, abstain, no, abstain, We're Homers, abstain, abstain, no, yes, yes, abstain, no, yes, no --crispeh The Wiki Machine 18:56, 12 June 2024 (UTC)

Mahjong Tile: 1,no,no,no,yes,yes,yes,A,no,twow,no,yes,yes,,bing,yes,no,yes--Mayong (talk) 19:09, 12 June 2024 (UTC)

Teenage Trouble Claws: 1, no, no, no, yes, no, yes, we're homers, yes, twow, yes, yes, yes, meow, no, yes, yes AUTUMNAURORA (talk) 18:57, 12 June 2024 (UTC)

The Computer: 1, yes, no, no, abstain, no, no, we're homers, abstain, twow, no, yes, yes, meow, yes, yes, yes TUWAN (talk) 21:05, 12 June 2024 (UTC)

Lost Artifact: 94 no no no no no yes B yes discord yes yes yes bing yes no abstain Harrow!!!! (talk) 21:45, 12 June 2024 (UTC)

Terra: 1, no, no, abstain, yes, abstain, abstain, abstain, yes, no, no, yes, abstain, abstain, no, yes, yes Airy (talk) 22:24, 12 June 2024 (UTC)

Gamer: 1, no, no, no, yes, no, yes, A, yes, TWOW, abstain, yes, yes, bing, yes, yes, no Christianosc (talk) 22:48, 12 June 2024

The Eater of Wikis: 1, no, no, abstain, abstain, no, abstain, We're Homers, abstain, abstain, no, yes, yes, abstain, no, yes, no -- Nobody (talk) 00:02, 13 June 2024 (UTC)

In a Nutshell: 1 n y n n n n A y discord n y n abstain n y y + 🍃[garnish] + CONFESSIONAL: "Aye, easy doesn't begin to describe it!" --GopyXP (talk) 01:54, 13 June 2024 (UTC)

Noah: 1, no, no, no, yes, yes, yes, I'm Nice, yes, Twow, yes, yes, yes, woof, yes, yes, no - N (talk) 16:23, 13 June 2024 (UTC)

Go Sign: 1, no. no, no, yes, yes. yes, A, yes, yes but like the twow kind, yes, yes, yes, ababity-bum-bum-BAAAYYdum, yes, yes, yes, 4DJumpman256 (talk) 17:20, 13 June 2024 (UTC)

Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2: 1, no, no, no, yes, yes, yes, A, yes, discord, no, yes, yes, bing, yes, yes, yes Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2 (Huck) 20:30, 14 June 2024 (UTC)

Paper Niko: 1, abstain, no, no, yes, yes, yes, A, yes, TWOW, yes, yes, no, abstain, no, abstain, yes, zuuu! Chubs (talk) 22:53, 14 June 2024 (UTC)

Multiball: 94, Yes, No, No, Yes, Yes, Yes, B, Yes, TWOW, Yes, Yes, Yes, Woof, Yes, No, No --JumboDS64 (talk) 19:03, 15 June 2024 (UTC)

Toy Blocks: 1, yes, no, no, yes, ....yes..., yes, A, no it should be me, TWOW, yes, yes, yes, woof, no, yes, yes FuzzyEpic3 (talk) 15:06, 16 June 2024 (UTC)

Dark Genuine: 1, abstain, no, no, yes, yes, yes, A, yes, TWOW, yes, yes, yes, abstain, no, abstain, yes LegendFinder (talk) 18:25, 16 June 2024 (UTC)

Open Sesame: 1, abstain, no, no, yes, yes, yes, A, yes, TWOW, yes, yes, no, abstain, no, abstain, yes Therobot47 (talk) 18:33, 16 June 2024 (UTC)

Pentagon: 1, No, No, No, Yes, Yes, YES, A, Yes, TWOW, Yes, Yes, Yes, Bing, Yes, No, No -Pentzal5 (talk) 21:16, 16 June 2024 (UTC)

Traffic Regulator: 1, abstain, no, no, yes, no, abstain, A, abstain, TWOW, yes, yes, yes, quack, yes, no, no Gunpowder (talk) 21:23, 16 June 2024 (UTC)

McDonald's Sweet n' Sour Sauce: 1, yes, no, yes, yes, yes, yes, A, yes, TWOW, no, yes, yes, meow, yes, no, no Timvideo326 (talk) 00:58, 17 June 2024 (UTC)

Dora: 1, abstain, no, no, yes, yes, yes, A, yes, twow, YES, YES, yes, bing, yes, yes, yes! User:CAKO (Talk) 01:00, 17 June 2024 (UTC)

Cauldron: 1 Raioknight (talk) 01:17, 17 June 2024 (UTC)

Tombstone: 94 Ndnprct3 (talk) 02:15, 17 June 2024 (UTC)

Strawberry: 94, yes,yes,no,yes,yes,yes,Cage A,yes,TWOW,yes,yes,yes,yes,bing,yes,no,yes Flaming (talk) 02:53, 17 June 2024 (UTC)

Duplo: 1 no no no no no yes A abstain TWOW abstain yes yes bing yes yes yes FormesDmonseuir (talk) 18:26, 17 June 2024 (UTC)

Consensus

Shareholder Shares Agenda
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17
The Divine Goddess 152.73 94 n n n A n discord n n n n
Paper Niko 60.10 1 n n y y y A y TWOW y y n n y
Molten Copper & Toast Blob 23.13 1 n n n n y A y TWOW y y y meow y y
In a Nutshell 22.83 1 n y n n n n A y discord n y n n y y
The Computer 14.38 1 y n n n n TWOW n y y meow y y y
Open Sesame 13.95 1 n n y y y A y TWOW y y n n y
Emoticon 11.22 1 n n y y y A y TWOW y y n n y
Incognito 10.20
Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2 9.53 1 n n n y y y A y discord n y y bing y y y
Terra 8.62 1 n n y y n n y n y y
The Wiki Machine 7.59 1 n n n n y y n y n
Push Dagger 7.08 1 n n y y A y TWOW y y bing y y y
Jurta 6.94 1 n n y n y A y TWOW y y meow y y
Tombstone 6.62 94
Lost Artifact 6.21 94 n n n n n y B y discord y y y bing y n
Head of Lettuce 4.00 1 y n n y n y y TWOW y y y meow y y y
Big Boy 3.46 1 n n n y n n B y TWOW y y y woof y y y
McDonald's Sweet n' Sour Sauce 3.04 1 y n y y y y A y TWOW n y y meow y n n
Fictional charcter 3.03 94 n n n y y y A y TWOW y y y quack y n n
Strawberry 3.01 94 y y n y y y A y TWOW y y y y n
Gamer 2.86 1 n n n y n y A y TWOW y y bing y y n
Teenage Trouble Claws 2.21 1 n n n y n y y TWOW y y y meow n y y
SFD Jigsaw Piece 2.02 94 n n y y y C y TWOW y y y y y
The Eater of Wikis 1.90 1 n n n n y y n y n
Noah 1.81 1 n n n y y y y TWOW y y y woof y y n
Dark Genuine 1.65 1 n n y y y A y TWOW y y y n y
Toy Blocks 1.65 1 y n n y y y A n TWOW y y y woof n y y
Mahjong Tile 1.65 1 n n n y y y A n TWOW n y y bing y n y
Pentagon 1.65 1 n n n y y y A y TWOW y y y bing y n n
Traffic Regulator 1.62 1 n n y n A TWOW y y y quack y n n
Go Sign 1.62 1 n n n y y y A y TWOW y y y y y y
Multiball 1.62 94 y n n y y y B y TWOW y y y woof y n n
Cauldron 1.62 1
Dora 1.55 1 n n y y y A y TWOW y y y bing y y y
Cellphone 1.39 1 n n n y n y A n TWOW n y y quack n y y
Flag 1.31
Sunny 0.10
Duplo 0.10 1 n n n n n y A TWOW y y bing y y y
Decision
1 n n n y n y A y discord y y y meow n n y

Seats revoked

Incognito, Flag, and Sunny didn't vote, so they lose their shares and are off the board.

Inactions

Exchange rates won't be recalculated. The challenge is still Episodes. LegendFinder's deadline stays the same as everyone else's. No pages will have their colors inverted. Competitors can still be eliminated through board decisions.

Banking

1 share will be introduced into the market, directly into My account.

All tokens in the bank that don't currently have an exchange rate in shares will now receive an exchange rate in shares. ... Oh, there weren't any.

Players are now allowed to exchange bank items and tokens with exactly two identical letters consecutively in their names for double counters at a fixed rate of 1 to 1. Double counters are non-exchangeable once obtained, and are purely cosmetic in nature.

Gifts

Noah gets a cool giant robot.

Paper Niko, Molten Copper & Toast Blob, In a Nutshell, Open Sesame, Emoticon, Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2, Push Dagger, Jurta, McDonald's Sweet n' Sour Sauce, Fictional charcter, Strawberry, Gamer, Dark Genuine, Toy Blocks, Mahjong Tile, Pentagon, Traffic Regulator, Go Sign, Dora, Cellphone, Duplo, and Myself all get a lovely Okin Lollipop.

Discord-style mentions will be distributed.    general  

Happy belated 30th birthday, Scar! Everyone come to the party!

Declaration

The fox says meow.

Pulling back the curtain

Here's who submitted each agenda:

Agenda Submitter
1 Satomi
2
3
4 Molten Copper & Toast Blob
5 Cellphone
6 Dark Genuine
7 Noah
8 Incognito
9 Emoticon
10 Go Sign
11 Dora
12 Head of Lettuce
13 Diffuser
14 Jurta
15 Push Dagger
16 The Computer
17 Gamer

Rejoin

LiSt rejoins on Wanted Contestants, which is now a team.

Finale plans

We will have a paper plate awards ceremony after the finale.

Challenge

Create an episode page! That is, create a page that you might see with the category "Episodes" on another wiki. You're free to work together if you want, but, like last time (though, don't expect this every time) if more than one of you work together on a page, your scores will be divided amongst you selves.

Put it in Category:Episodes (official) so I can judge it!

Mechanical stuff

  • Don't work on multiple episodes. If I see you in the edit history of multiple episodes, there's a price to pay.

Things are looking busy for User:Satomi so you have until 9pm eastern on Wednesday, July 31 Monday, August 12 Friday, August 23.

Economic period

Here's a snapshot of the current bank:

Owner Shares Reddit
Wholesome
ob.p. nurpoing Teardrop Net worth (shares)
wi dt
The Divine Goddess 165.34 22 3 12 4 3 1 2 735 243.52
Paper Niko 60.10 4 2 2 1 2 2 2 7828 22 1 1 110.93
In a Nutshell 22.83 2 1 1 1 1 1 1 80411 22 50.22
Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2 9.53 1 2 2 1 1 1 1 13678 21 39.78
EVIL Cake Pop¡¡¡¡¡ 2 1 1 1 1 1 1 10615 27.39
Lost Artifact 6.21 1 1 1 1 1 1 10615 2 0.02 26.56
Terra 8.62 1 1 1 1 25.38
Molten Copper & Toast Blob 23.13 43323 20 1 23.13
Emoticon 11.22 1 11541 1 1 0.02 17.58
The Computer 14.38 1 11541 1 16.29
Open Sesame 13.95 1 31782 21 14.86
The Wiki Machine 7.59 1 11541 2 1 14.71
Push Dagger 7.08 1 16154 71 1 12.44
Jurta 6.94 1 16154 71 11.89
Head of Lettuce 4.00 1 11541 1 1 1 0.02 11.12
Incognito 2 11629 1 1 10.71
Tombstone 6.62 2 1 31782 21 9.54
Sunny 1 1 1 11541 1 1 8.13
Dark Genuine 1.65 1 11541 1 1 0.02 8.01
Sock Hater 1 1 1 11541 1 6.96
Big Boy 3.46 1 1 14000 71 1 6.47
Dora 1.55 1 1 11541 1 1 0.02 6.33
U.U.F.O. 1 11541 6.12
Playlist 1 1 11541 1 0.02 6.05
THE BIG CHEESE 1 1 2 6.05
Fictional charcter 3.03 1 11541 5.71
Traffic Regulator 1.62 1 1 11541 2 5.40
Rotob 1 2 5.36
McDonald's Sweet n' Sour Sauce 3.04 1 11741 1 4.95
Diffuser 1 10341 1 4.95
Christmas Techo Scarf 1 2 4.95
Rolly 1 2 4.95
ElizbethSeely2 1 4.95
Gamer 2.86 1 1 11541 4.87
Toy Blocks 1.65 1 2 4.33
Go Sign 1.62 1 11541 1 4.30
Multiball 1.62 1 2 4.30
Strawberry 3.01 1 11541 1 1 3.92
Duplo 0.10 1 1 11541 3.88
Biscuit Tin 1 1 11541 1 1 3.78
Teenage Trouble Claws 2.21 1 11541 3.31
The Eater of Wikis 1.90 1 11541 2.81
ZEITGEIST 2 11541 2.20
Nurse Cap 1 11541 1 1 0.02 2.10
SFD Jigsaw Piece 2.02 2 2.02
Tahmahtoh 1 1 15000 71 2.01
Noah 1.81 16154 71 1.81
Mahjong Tile 1.65 2 1.65
Pentagon 1.65 2 1.65
Cauldron 1.62 317 1.62
Cellphone 1.39 11541 1.39
9150625 1 11541 1.10
LiSt 1 11541 1 1 0.02 1 1.10
Scythie 1 11541 1.10
Smobo 1 11541 0.02 1 1.10
Slime 2 1 1.00
Boni 1 11541 1 0.91
Monitor 1 11541 0.91
Padlock 1 11541 1 0.91
Cake pop!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 2 0.91
Diary 1 2 0.91
What 1 2 1 0.91
Joseph Robinette Biden 28289 0.00
CrystalForce 15000 71 0.00
Flag 11541 1 0.00
T Series Car 5134 3 0.00
In Circulation 406 50 17 26 19 17 9 11 12 731807 566 11 2 8 1.18 11 783.43
Exchange Rate in Shares 1.00 0.91 1.10 2.68 4.95 6.12 5.36 5.36 ? ? 1.00 ? ? ? ?

Information on tokens

Tokens are only allowed to be used during the economic period.

Trade

On the talk page for this challenge, you may take any of the following actions. First come, first serve. You may not go into the negatives, for now.

  • Use a token, if you own it. This activates the token's effects and removes the token from circulation.
  • Sell a token to Me. I will always buy tokens at their set exchange rate, if I have the shares to spend.
  • Propose a trade. You can offer to transfer shares or tokens to another player, in exchange for something of theirs. However, keep in mind that the further your trade strays from the standard exchange rates, the more "risk" is involved.
    • For trading tokens or shares, I can execute the transfer immediately upon its acceptance. However, for trading anything else, the person meant to receive the 'anything else' must confirm that they received it, in order for Me to transfer any game objects. I can only execute the transfer upon receiving proof that what was offered was delivered. In this case, there's a chance that the party offering a token or share will have used/spent/traded it away by the time it's delivered. In this case, you will not be compensated. This is a "risk".
  • Accept a trade. You can accept a trade that someone's offered you, of course, if it's possible.
  • Talk. You're allowed to talk in there, in case you want to strategize trades.

I will resolve these actions at my leisure, after the challenge, in the order that they are requested. You may only attempt actions at the BOTTOM of the queue. DO NOT disrupt the order of actions, or I will take My own sort of "action", and it will probably be harsh, and you don't want to see Me when I'm angry, okay?

You can see an up-to-date view of the economy at the Bank.

Trade actions

Trade is open until results drop which is when we reach a critical mass of people telling Me to do it.

Requests

Trade actions here:

I would like to use my BLESSED TOKEN to BLESS RigorMarcy, who will play as Art Doll, and join the Low-Hanging Sellouts - Scar (talk) 18:46, 20 April 2025 (UTC)

I play my Snowball Token! Chop chop! To the moon, economists... Jurta talk/he/they 20:21, 20 April 2025 (UTC)

And I suppose I'll also, gulp, participate in the gacha... bleeehhh. Jurta talk/he/they 20:23, 20 April 2025 (UTC)

Diffuser takes the gacha for a spin. Or, uh, twist? --Jocobo (talk) 03:06, 21 April 2025 (UTC)

I use my Snowball Token. FormesDmonsieur (talk) 19:34, 23 April 2025 (UTC)

I would like to sell my Fire Flower Token to The Divine Goddess, and spin the gacha. ZerOcarina (talk) 09:03, 24 April 2025 (UTC)

I would like to sell all my worldly possessions I have in the bank to The Divine Goddess, including all my dollars except for five and I also don’t sell my robot either- N (talk) 13:46, 24 April 2025 (UTC)

I would like to give five dollars to user User:Cat planet cat planet - N (talk) 02:42, 25 April 2025 (UTC) I would like to sell my Fire Flower Token to Midi for 5.36 shares [[User:QWillow|]] test 23:07, 24 April 2025 (UTC)

  • oh and also spin the gacha if i'm able to [[User:QWillow|]] test 23:28, 24 April 2025 (UTC)

I accept User:QWillow's trade — 23:31, 24 April 2025 (UTC)

I make my bed and do my laundry 🧺 Paper Niko Chubs (talk) 17:54, 25 April 2025 (UTC)

I want to spin the gacha once Timvideo326 (talk) 20:32, 25 April 2025 (UTC)

I would also want to spin the gacha - SGuySMW (talk) 00:54, 26 April 2025 (UTC)

I invest 3000 dollars in the stock market 15:25, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

I mess up Paper Niko's bedsheets and pour goo all over his laundry User:CAKO (Talk) 19:30, 27 May 2025 (UTC)

I accept Scar's BLESSING, and will be playing as Art Doll, and join the Low-Hanging Sellouts - RigorMarcy (Talk) 05:03, 14 August 2025 (UTC)

Resolution

  1. Head of Lettuce has played a Blessed Token, targeting Art Doll and specifying User:RigorMarcy!
  2. Jurta has played a Snowball Token.
    • The Snowball Token's sell price went up to 7.43 shares!
    • LiSt received a Snowball Token!
    • A sudden anti-macro event was triggered! Stay tuned!
    • The cost of the next gacha spin went down to 2 dollars!
    • Everyone's dollars grew a bit!
    • Superman swoops in to save Scythie! But he was too late...
  3. Jurta spins the gacha for 2 dollars.
  4. Diffuser spins the gacha for 4 dollars.
  5. Push Dagger has sold a Fire Flower Token for 5.36 shares.
  6. Push Dagger spins the gacha for 8 dollars.
  7. Usually I don't list these, but Noah tried to sell dollars and nikoins, which do not have an exchange rate in shares.
  8. Noah has given 5 dollars to User:Cat planet cat planet.
  9. In a mutual agreement, Emoticon trades her Fire Flower Token for Molten Copper & Toast Blob's 5.36 shares.
  10. Emoticon spins the gacha for 16 dollars.
  11. McDonald's Sweet n' Sour Sauce spins the gacha for 32 dollars.
  12. Big Boy spins the gacha for 64 dollars.
  13. The sudden anti-macro event takes effect!

Results

Open Sesame did not make an episode, so they are eliminated.

Challenge results

Rank Score Title S E Notes
1 1556 TWC2 10: The Episode Where Go Sign Finds Out About Its Not-So-Secret Special Ability 2 10 I feel like I laugh every couple lines. Like, this is just relentless. And it's such an archetypal many-teams episode too. I really like how the epic sodes slightly resemble pokey soda. ... This is just like the real democratic party! ... I was really happy to see Tuesday! ... I seriously love how you've portrayed Big Boy's size. Really feel like we haven't had a chance to see how weird Big Boy looks next to everyone else. So that's awesome. ... I have to reveal My secret. I actually think train media is the best thing ever. Whenever a show or movie or comic etc is about train shenanigans or has a train arc, I'm like oh My Me this is awesome. I really liked Dead Reckoning part 1.
2 1008 Red Ball's Bad Day 1 2 This is, like, a really good object show episode. Like there are so many good concepts here. I wish this was real! ... Oh my god it IS REAL!!!
3 762 The Tweaked Should Fear The Strong 2 2 Iwanta's tweet felt too real, like I was seeing a real tweet. I love it. ... The girl talk is hilarious, it's exactly the kind of girl talk I'd imagine hearing downstream from a TV writer's room.
4 744 10b 2 10 Huge smile on My face while reading this. It makes Me dream of a beautiful game that could have been! ... I would really like to see what the C UIOS mapping is. ... GB Fiber is badass. ... There's a sound in this second song that sounds like a fucking discord notification.
5 633 Hypomania Episodes... Excellent use of the table of contents. Dare I say unprecedented? ... The dog vs cat line is fire. ... This is a really strong story. I nearly cried. I hope Rocco is doing okay after all these months.
6 596.3 When They Craft: The White Eyes Incident 1 1 Oh My Me. I was FREAKING THE FUCK OUT WHEN I SAW THAT MINECRAFT TEMPLATE! And the 't' even has its crossbar at the correct height! I mean, I think that was already an aspect of the minecraft font in the wiki. But IT'S PEAK!!! I literally like thought it was a screenshot at first, that's how awesome it is. Anyway, points off for formatting the water bucket clutch thing wrong. Unless that was Nurse Cap faking her death. I guess I should keep reading. ... Hm. I wonder if Emoticon speaking a red truth is different from Emoticon speaking from WITHIN a red truth. After all, Emoticon adopts the formatting of wherever she appears. It could mean a falsehood is being inserted, since once it's said, it's just formatting, right? ... Maybe Go Sign's ability had something to do with the way UHC got murdered. ... Oh! A bunch of blocks breaking! That's a way to transmit a signal without redstone. Like, the first thing I think of is signs on signs. In fact, signs on signs could be supporting a sand/gravel floor! Since there were carpets on the floor in the UHC base, they could easily have no idea they were walking on sand on signs! The only issue is, if that's what went down, why wouldn't Toy Blocks have seen all the junk? Was the ground covered in hoppers? ... >%D is my favorite emote Emoticon's done yet. It literally looks like an unhinged Qillow drawing, but as text! ... Oh My Me. I was thinking about nametagged mobs the whole time, but I actually missed that the text said "blown up by Herobrine". I seriously would've instantly known that a mob was involved if I had just been reading closer! Fuck! ... I might genuinely go read Umineko for real after this. It's got me sold on it, finally. The feeling of solving the mystery along with the characters is really fun, and I've heard that's in the real thing too. You've done a great job recreating that so far, I assume. ... So if it wasn't Azalea, maybe it was Toy Blocks? I doubt it though. ... Maybe Emoticon is trying to force Nurse Cap to admit that she did it? But why would she do it? ... Oh I adore these number emotes one after another. Pandering. ... I really hope this isn't spoilers for Umineko. ... Fuck, okay, so it wasn't Nurse Cap. The trivia section proves that no one could've died after the fact. No one tell me the answer, I'm going to just let it simmer for the rest of My life.
7 596 Wednesday's Wiki Adventure! 1 13 This is badass. I can't believe Wednesday Cappuccino is real! Serious props!!!
8 546 5265717569656D HOLY SHIT! (Read this one after WTC). ... Got chills. ... Nvm I'm tearing up.
9 442 Starburst's DVD Problem! 304 Documenting some random plushie youtube channel is such a wiki endeavor. This is the perfect kind of episode to do!
10 388 S1E1 (The Cast of ZEITGEIST) 2 10 Hiiii zeitguys!
11 344 I'm going to try something and it's going to be really funny actually
12 309 Dryer Straits 1 1 YOU CAN TRANSCLUDE SPECIAL PAGES? Sorry. Not relevant. I clicked a link and got astonished. ... It's really funny that the border radius fucks up the vertical separators in the categories section.
13 304.5 The Fan & The Hater 4 15 This is literally such an episode. Like, episodes are always doing this. ... I pogged so hard when I opened the episodes navbox and saw how many there were. Holy fuck!
14 297 Shaping Up (Tessa's Shape-eria) 1 1 A bleak look into the real life issues we face.
15 291 Final 4 1 10 I really had to give that some real thought!
16 287 Second Place 6 1 Maximizes the humor that could come from a contest for second place.
17 227 Chaos of the Crewninites 2 10 The goofs section is an incredible bit.
18 195 Bad Idea 36
19 184 Honeymoon 2 1 Oh My Me, there's so many episode titles in this navbox!
20 174.5 Tombstone Sucks! 1 1 Pogged when I saw that irl footage.
21 164 Comics and the construction of sexuality and the comics an art theory of comics 1 7
22 146 The Escape From Four 4 16 Sorry, you fell into My completely justified pit of despair that isn't evil nor a trap.
23 116 Discovering the Undiscovered 4 13
24 89 Candy Carrier Chaos! 1 2
25 68 The Tale Of: The Documentary That Is Now; Lost Media: The Collective History of Who Can Through the Brick the Longest, and The Tragedy That Followed Due To the Greatest Faults and Sins Throughout the History of Human Vanity (De-abridged) (1025 Remastered)
26 63 The Grand Rediscovery 24 24

Entries were scored using this formula: =MAP(C2:C27,D2:D27,E2:E27,F2:F27,G2:G27,H2:H27,I2:I27,LAMBDA(C,D,E,F,G,H,I, (((C*14)+(D*15)-(E^2)+F)/I) + G + (MOD(H-2,12))))

Team averages

Enough is enough, empty teams are excluded.

Rank Team Average Safety
1 The Ultimate Heist Crew 627.25 Yes
2 The Mario Party 583.583 Yes
3 Host 459 Yes
4 Damn seal 389.9 Yes
5 Democratic Party 344 Yes
halfway line!
6 Wanted contestants 314.095238 No
7 A Clique of Radical Omnicool Nonchalant Young-ish Members 279 No
8 Epic Evil 198.4375 No
9 Wanted Contestants 164 No
10 The Low-Hanging Sellouts 0 No

Voting

Everyone who's still in will get to vote again! Last voting was so enriching for you all! But I want it to be even more enriching!

If you're still in, you must vote to eliminate.

The reward this time is a special mahjong game, that will restore the economy! Whoever gets the most votes for the reward will be the key player in the mahjong game!

How's it work this time?

  • If you don't vote to eliminate, you will be autoeliminated.
    • Being autoeliminated in this fashion does not subtract from the vote-out quota.
  • Vote to eliminate someone in an unsafe team! The list is below.
    • Can be anyone from the list, even someone not on your team!
    • Art Doll is not on the list, due to immunity.
  • Vote anyone to win the reward.
  • The vote-out quota is 5.
    • A minimum of 5 competitors will be eliminated from the pool via vote-out.
    • The 5 competitors with the most votes will be eliminated, regardless of team.
    • If a tie makes it ambiguous which 5 would be eliminated the number of competitors eliminated will increase.
      • This could increase to include everyone with 0 votes if you fuck up!
  • When the votes are revealed, I'll list everyone who got votes, and how many votes they got.
  • Private votes count for double!
People you can vote to eliminate
Epic Evil Wanted contestants A Clique of Radical Omnicool Nonchalant Young-ish Members
Cellphone Emoticon Biscuit Tin
Noah Nurse Cap Duplo
EVIL Cake Pop¡¡¡¡¡ Playlist Wanted Contestants
The Wiki Machine Head of Lettuce LiSt
The Eater of Wikis Dora The Low-Hanging Sellouts
Teenage Trouble Claws Dark Genuine
Jurta Lost Artifact
Creative Commons & Copyright

How do we vote?

SocialProfile will be reinstalled. Once it's here, message User:Satomi. Note the above rules about public vs private. Most recent vote is counted.

Click here to vote!

Is the SocialProfile extension installed yet?

Yes. Voting starts now.

Deadline

Voting ends Monday, September 1, 2025, at 6pm eastern.

Also

During the voting period, if you want, you may PM User:Satomi suggestions for future board agendas.

Each person only gets to submit one, so make it count! Not all will be accepted. Also, if you submit multiple, User:Satomi will select which one to use.

Art break

This is a photograph of Tuesday and her sister Thursday! Thursday's been hanging out here for a while now, but before today, I didn't have a good chance to introduce you to her! Say hi to Thursday! (Thursday is the bigger one)

Elimination

Alrighty! Time to see if you fucked up!

Autoelimination

Five competitors failed to vote, and will be autoeliminated. Terra, Nurse Cap, Dark Genuine, Creative Commons & Copyright, and Art Doll. Art Doll has immunity, so because of that plus mercy, it's spared, and not eliminated. The other four are though.

This is so tragic. It breaks My heart to lose competitors! Anyway, before we get to the elimination where at least 5 people will be eliminated, let's see who won the prize!

Prize

Votes Candidate
5 Emoticon
4 Go Sign
2 Dora
2 EVIL Cake Pop¡¡¡¡¡
2 Gamer
2 Head of Lettuce
2 In a Nutshell
2 Jurta
2 Paper Niko
2 Terra
2 The Eater of Wikis
2 The Wiki Machine

Stick around and find out more about that!

The actual elimination

Status Votes Candidate
ELIMINATED 16 Noah
8 Lost Artifact
Biscuit Tin
7 EVIL Cake Pop¡¡¡¡¡
6 Teenage Trouble Claws
Duplo
SAFE 4 LiSt
2 Playlist
The Eater of Wikis
Creative Commons & Copyright
0 Emoticon
Nurse Cap
Head of Lettuce
Dora
Dark Genuine
Cellphone
The Wiki Machine
Jurta

This elimination... it's unbelievable. So many of the competitors we lost today have made a huge impact. I especially want to give a shout-out to the members of A Clique of Radical Omnicool Nonchalant Young-ish Members, including Monitor for changing My life. I love Tuesday and you worked together to make her who she is today. But really, we're really getting down there. If My calculations are correct, this is the three-quarter mark, in terms of eliminations.

Maybe I was too evil... maybe it's time to be nice instead.

Mahjong

The results of the one-round mahjong match. Points had not yet traded hands, but it was an exhaustive draw with Satomi and Conkington in tenpai. The dead wall is overturned and partially in Satomi's hand for the sake of demonstration.

Emoticon was selected for the special mahjong game, and she chose Dora and Mahjong Tile as the two other players, fittingly.

At the end of the one-round match, User:Satomi recorded the game state, including the positions of all tiles. This will now be used to restore the economy.

Each of the 136 tokens in My bank is assigned to one mahjong tile, according to the following table:

Tile Token
1-man Weasel
2-man
3-man
4-man
5-man
red 5-man
6-man
7-man
8-man
9-man
1-pin
2-pin
3-pin Nutshell (wi)
4-pin
5-pin
red 5-pin
6-pin Nutshell (dt)
7-pin
8-pin
9-pin
1-sou
2-sou
3-sou (first 2)
3-sou (last 2) Beans
4-sou
5-sou
red 5-sou
6-sou
7-sou (first 1)
7-sou (last 3) Snowball
8-sou
9-sou
Blessed
西 (first 2)
西 (last 2) Boomerang
[ ] (first 3)
[ ] (last 1) Fire Flower

These tokens will now be distributed according to their final locations in the mahjong game, with preference toward the top of the list.

  • Tokens corresponding to tiles in the four players' closed hands will be given to their competitors.
  • Tokens corresponding to tiles in the four players' discards, then calls, will be given to the top 8 placing competitors from this challenge.
  • Tokens corresponding to tiles in the dead wall will be distributed one each to the 14 most recently voted out competitors. Competitors associated with the dora indicators also receive complimentary Reddit Gold.
  • The four members of the top placing team from this challenge will receive millishares proportional to the final scores of the four players.

Here's how that shakes out:

Recipent Source Shares
wi dt
The Divine Goddess Satomi's hand 2 2
Mahjong Tile Conkington's hand 1 3 3
Emoticon meeeee's hand 4
Dora CAKO's hand 6 3 1 3
Go Sign Satomi's discards 5 3 1 3 1 3 2
Gamer Conkington's discards 5 1 3 2 2 2 1
Diffuser meeeee's discards 8 5 2 3 1
Molten Copper & Toast Blob CAKO's discards 4 2 3 2 1 4
Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2 Satomi's calls 3 3 3
Nurse Cap Conkington's calls 3 3
The Computer meeeee's calls 2 1 3 2 2
Emoticon CAKO's calls
Lost Artifact dead wall 1 1
Biscuit Tin dead wall 2 1
Duplo dead wall 3 1
Noah dead wall 4 1
EVIL Cake Pop¡¡¡¡¡ dead wall 5 (indicator) 1 1
Teenage Trouble Claws dead wall 6 1
Monitor dead wall 7 (indicator) 1 1
Scythie dead wall 8 1
Padlock dead wall 9 1
Strawberry dead wall 10 1
Sunny dead wall 11 1
Fictional charcter dead wall 12 1
Big Boy dead wall 13 1
Mangrove dead wall 14 1
Go Sign Satomi's points 26.5
Incognito Conkington's points 26.5
Sock Hater meeeee's points 23.5
Calendar (contestant) CAKO's points 23.5