Wichael was Alone, huh, what a weird first thought to have.
  — the narrator
The exterior of the restaurant.

Wichael Alone is a New Columbian fast food restaurant founded in 2000 in Michael Alone. The restaurant is best known for its hamburgers and french fries and attracts thousands of customers every month, allowing it to accrue a large revenue; however, the restaurant has garnered criticism for the unhealthiness of its food, as well as scaring nearby children with its clown mascot statue.