Allosaurus

THE ALLOSAURUS lurks here...

Allosaurus is a terrifying tyrant that rules the land. Loaded with incredibly sharp teeth, it is feared by everyone that stands in its way. Allosaurus loathes whatever bullshit there is, and will charge at the perpetrator with zero hesitation. A wandering allosaur is a huge safety concern, and it is advised that you run and hide for your life, and then hope and pray that it doesn't see you.

History

Allosaurus was first documented in August 2022, but the fossil record suggests it arrived as early as 2001 as a young Tyrannosaurus rex. This suggests that it speciated allopatrically while in the wiki, giving it its iconic name.

Objection

Critics say that Allosaurus would rather leave human beings alone, much like sharks.

Coverage

In Walking with Dinosaurs − The Arena Spectacular, Allosaurus makes up the majority of the "screen time" in the Jurassic segment. Its fight with a Stegosaurus was cut short by a wildfire. To make things worse, it was intimidated by two Brachiosaurus.