Arizona Diamondbacks

From the moment it was born, baseball was known as a chaotic sport. The Arizona Diamondbacks have mastered the art of chaos in baseball, improbably making it to two World Series. They took the first in 2001 to Game 7 against the three-time defending champion New York Yankees and walked it off in the 9th, shocking the baseball world. The Diamondbacks returned in 2023, only to lose to the Texas Rangers. Now with a truly global spectacular around the corner, the Diamondbacks are ready to expect chaos.

Coverage

Scenario 1

The Diamondbacks enter the anarchist World Series as the champions of Arizona.

Scenario 2

The Diamondbacks will face the Arizona State Sun Devils for the Arizona pennant and a spot in the anarchist World Series.

Reaction

DUDE. THAT'S GOTTA BE ONE OF THE COOLEST NICKNAMES IN ALL OF MLB.

And it's very fitting, considering rattlesnakes tend to dwell in the blistering heat of the desert.