Innocuous Symbol
oh boy. my turn already? don't we have like, a hundred other irrelevant hooligans to choose from? out of all of those guys, you chose me. great. i was dreading this.
but I'm not sure how'd you confuse one of us for the other anyway
Innoccous Symbol In The English Language That Is Only Used Accordingly *every time i have to read that out i feel like roundhouse kicking my creators for naming me that* is an employee in the second iteration of The Normal Camp, played by ..i dont know man. i don't even wanna be here.
regrettably, im also a part of the HOST division as their Financial Advisor. pretty useless occupation though since my co-workers have the combined intelligence and ineptitude of a senile earthworm, so they never end up listening to how we should spend our budget, like when we spent almost ALL our money on a wedding carriage full of monkeys dressed in 18th century peasant outfits, and i had to end up literally BEGGING our boss to not fire us and . apparently, even the consequence of actual DEATH hanging over our shoulders if we mess up any assignment isnt enough to keep their shit together. man i love this job.
| didn't you read the title? | |
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| First appearance | Assignment 1: Employees |
| Last appearance | tomorrow, hopefully. man, do i wanna get out of here. |
| In-universe information | |
| Gender | the girl one i think (she/her) |
| Positive relationships | |
| Negative relationships | |
| Division | Host |
| Total points | 103 (dont laugh.) |
| Placement | TBA |
Appearance
this is like. the part where I suggest you stop reading. seriously dude, you're really not missing much.
...still here, huh? *sigh*. whatever. Atleast I know there's somebody who cares about what i have to say, I guess.
honestly, i think I look pretty basic. I got arms n' legs if that means anything. i dont really got a face for some reason. letters and stuff instead. Mom told me it runs in the family. dont really known how that works, so dont ask.
Personality
i don't know? can't you tell by looking on the page? What's the fucking point of a personality section in articles anyways? "Oh, heres a bunch of random adjectives to describe a person instead of you just, talking to them."
my personality is i'm the only one who gets anything done around here, and instead of getting vacay time or a bonus for it, they go "you're so good at writing you should just write your own page!" and I get pissed off. Well guess what, at least my page is actually being finished, so it doesn't matter how much passive-aggressive stuff I put in or how many grammar mistakes there are because a participation award is more than half the people here deserve.
Abilities
- Existence - I exist, unfortunately.
- Editing - i can edit things by using a computer with a text editor...? Does this really count as an ability? there are classes for it in elementary school.
( i dunno, it sounds like you're using a keyboard to edit )> ??
( that's not something i can do )> :P
What the fuck who are you
^^ <( i'm emoticon! )
wait, right, you were the warning at the top of the page.
Please leave. Im trying to finish this Assignment
?:0 <( you JUST said it didn't matter what was on the page though )
Please leave. Im annoyed by you
;-;
ToT
stop crying on my page
ToT <( wahhhhhhhh )
stop it
ToT <( wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh )
stop it
( ok i'm bored of crying now )> ^^
( anyway c'mon let me stay on the page for a bit )> :9
( i just wanted to check out my counterpart, is that so bad? )> :3
Counterpart?
/:0 <( well yeah, cause you're my counterpart in the normal camp )
"counterpart?" Are you saying the two of us are bonded?
/:> <( not bonded, more just... )
?:> <( similar? )
I fail to see how.
( well both of our teams are called host for starters )> :7
( actually that's not that special now that i think about it )> LL
they're work groups, not teams.
>:/ <( that's a team )
( but also a bunch of people in the normal camp have, like, parallels with people in the wiki camp and stuff )> :U
( like there's nurse cap and nurse hat, or, sock hater and sock centrist! )> *o*
( and i think you're the one who's like me. cause you edit things and have something to do with symbols and we're both on host )> :P
let me look this up.
Oh my R.B.
You're all parodies and facsimiles of employees and groups here, even down to the page structure! "Cellphone," "Tahmahtoh," "Go Sign," you have a "Damned" seal... these are so obviously knockoffs?
How has nobody noticed this before. Actually i know why everyone else hasn't noticed it before. it's cause they're stupid. How have I not noticed it before.
you better get your ready for some litigation because we're totally gonna have to sue you to HELL for this blatant theft of our likenesses
V: <( i'm pretty sure we're the originals though )
why
( why would you need to specify that the seal was normal )> :T
( also our pages were made earlier than yours )> :/
There are technomancers in both of our companies, including you. digital data means less than nothing as proof
( okay well )> >:<
( in that case, it's improvable who's first, so it doesn't matter! )> ^u^
Whatever. that'll hold up well when The Respectable Businesswoman notices
Can i get back to my work now
Yu <( but i wanted to talkkkk )
[:L <( you seemed cool! we have stuff in common! )
( plus you seem so bored and annoyed and it might be good to get your mind off of things~ )> ;)
I have a lot of stuff to get through, and it doesn't help to have a face talking to me on top of it.
it's been a very busy few months
Please leave. Im not interested in speaking further.
( jeez, alright )> /:/
( maybe see you later? )> ^^;
Maybe.
Coverage
ill finish this later. probably. who cares
Trivia
- Im one of the only employees with standard object show limbs, if that means anything. Closed Sesame made fun of me for it once and tried to sell me some weird video to make me "JACKED and CHAD."
- My favourite album is Kind of Blue by Miles Davis
- A Computer is the most scary employee to me.
See Also
- Employees (normal)
- Still Employed (normal)
- Successfully tested category (finally.)
- Pages that I was unfortunately forced to be apart of.
- Host (The Better One)
- Normal Creatures
- The Normal Camp 2
- Employees against their will
- My "Important" pages.
- ( pages i exist in )7 :D
- Competitors from another universe
- Pages that almost pass the Bechdel test