It Is the Very Model of a Motherfucking Wiki Camp

It is the very model of a motherfucking Wiki Camp
There's articles 'bout everything, and many many playful scamps
It has a pinniped of every type ground into okin meat
And challenges a'plenty, nine right now, with entries bittersweet
It's information vegetable, animal, and mineral
And fucking hell, it's not the fucking modern Major-General
Yet this is just like Wikipedia except it fell apart!
Damn it!
But if you can't decide right now, the Main Page is the place to start!

But if you can't decide right now, the Main Page is the place to start!
But if you can't decide right now, the Main Page is the place to start!
But if you can't decide right now, the Main Page surely is the place to start!

There's lots of Challenge Crystals there that make it feel adventurous
And worlds a plenty, with their enemies that don't feel generous
In short, because there's everything, and many many playful scamps
It is the very model of a motherfucking Wiki Camp!

In short, because there's everything, and many many playful scamps
It is the very model of a motherfucking Wiki Camp!

There's marigold and clumps and groves and envy and Terraria
The Wiki Mall, and Frankenstein and rats and Lithuania
The Metaverse, the NHL, a million digits of pi
The Token Heist and acupuncture, and somehow, retro demise (Oh shit.)
There's binary and ternary and many other bases too
And Blockster and a day in San Marino playing peekaboo
And purpa nurpa, pesäpallo, patriotic Lollipop?!
I don't think anyone outside of Finland has ever heard of pesäpallo.
The articles keep coming and the fun they bring will never stop!

The articles keep coming and the fun they bring will never stop!
The articles keep coming and the fun they bring will never stop!
The articles keep coming and the fun they bring will never never stooooop!

There's every single element and every single U.S. state
And every single instrument, arranged in a peculiar way
In short, because there's everything, and many many playful scamps
It is the very model of a motherfucking Wiki Camp!

In short, because there's everything, and many many playful scamps
It is the very model of a motherfucking Wiki Camp!

It started with competitors, and now they number 1-oh-4
And then they had to form some teams before the dreaded Edit War
And afterwards, they made some things with pros and cons and purposes
Before some pages were confused, yet no one covered porpoises (Fuck!)
They stated all the things they hate and others wrote stuff in their place
The teams then shuffled all because of totally vital debates
And then they named a harbor seal, and now the ninth is coming quick!
I wonder what it is...
At least we'll hope that all the coming articles are very slick!

At least we'll hope that all the coming articles are very slick!
At least we'll hope that all the coming articles are very slick!
At least we'll hope that all the coming articles are very very sliiiiick!

And in the end, it's fun and games, but only one will win the CLOUT
And we're not sure if season 3 will kick off soon or thereabout
But still, because there's everything, and many many playful scamps
It is the very model of a motherfucking Wiki Camp!

But still, because there's everything, and many many playful scamps
It is the very model of a motherfucking Wiki Camp!

Hold the fuck up...

It has been roughly seven months and since then many things have changed
Before the great hiatus, seven kingdoms built their open range
Among them, the UK, the Mushroom Kingdom, and some animals
But wait a minute, are there vegetables and/or minerals?
But never mind the politics, 'cuz after that was Challenge 10
A cover of the classics, episodes were in product-shee-in
In total there were 26, but suddenly hiatus came... (Here we go again...)
But now it's 2025, and now the wiki's been reclaimed!

But now it's 2025, and now the wiki's been reclaimed!
But now it's 2025, and now the wiki's been reclaimed!
But now it's 2025, and finally the wiki's been reclaimed!

And now we go to double ones, which begs the curiosity
Which concept is the best for the eleventh virtuosity?
Regardless, 'cuz there's everything, and many many playful scamps
It is the very model of a motherfucking Wiki Camp!

Regardless, 'cuz there's everything, and many many playful scamps
It is the very model of a motherfucking Wiki Camp!