Scrabble is a retro old-school variant of the classic Wordle. Instead of using words, Scrabble encourages the players to make up their own words and argue their existence. Longest word wins.

An ensemble cast.

Each character in Scrabble is made of splintery wood and is based on a letter of the alphabet. The only returning character from Wordle is the blank tile.

Each letter has an assigned point value and elemental weakness.

Tile Point value Elemental weakness Notes
A 1 Fire A has 1 point because it's the first letter and thus the most common. It is weak to fire due to fire's intense heat.
B 20 Lightning B has 20 points as its 20 times more than A. It is weak to lightning due to its shape.
C 5 Acid C has 5 points as it's an all-rounder. It is weak to acid due to being associated with Vitamin C of Citrus.
D 1 Poison D has 1 point because it's the dud. It is weak to poison as it has the frailest organs.
E 10 Everything E has 10 points to balance out its weakness to everything. It is weak to everything to balance out its high point value.
F -5 Rock F has -5 points as it represents failure. It is weak to rock because rock beats F.
G 7 Lava G is worth 7 points in a nod to the G7. It is weak to lava because it just is, ok!?
H 1+x Air H is worth a variable amount of points, with x being equal to the point value of the previously placed tile. It is weak to air for technical reasons.
I 0 Medicine I is worth 0 points because it is just so versatile. It is weak to medicine, but soon won't be once it builds a resistance.
J 5 Springs J is worth 5 points after a long, arduous deliberation. It is weak to springs as J is famously prone to being pushed.
K 25 Smoke K is worth wow-wow-WOW! 25 points! It dislikes smoke.
L 10 Plant L is worth an above-average 10 points. It is weak to plant because nature is fucking metal.
M 5 Metal M is worth a measly 5 points due to being one of the widest letters. It is weak to metal because metal, often, can be hazardous.
N ½ None N is worth an embarrassing half point, but it makes up for this by being weak to nothing.
O 0 O O is worth O and is weak to O.
P 12 Magic P is worth a double half-dozen point. However, due to P's uncanny resemblance to a wand, it is only natural it is weak to magic.
Q 50 Answers Q, the rarest letter, only appearing on average once every 20 games, is thus worth 50 points. It is weak to A.
R 2 Gasoline R, despite its name, is not rare, so we only gave it 2 points. It's weak to gasoline, a common ailment.
S 15 Styrofoam S is ranked S-tier due to its 15 point value and weakness to an uncommon element.
T 1 Plastic T is worth 1 point, and that's it. No more, no less. It is weak to plastic. No more, no less.
U 1.00 Crystal U is worth about 1 point, but is held back by its weakness to lovely crystals (or gems, if one used the Frederench's Translation).
V 10 Boom V is very worth 10 points. V no like boom.
W 3 Cosmic W is worth 3 points due to being one of the widest letters. It is very sensitive to cosmic radiation, however.
X X N/A X is unattainable in normal gameplay, having no data regarding its cost or weakness. It was apparently weak to water according to an old version of the Scrabble website.
Y 1 or 20 Melee Y is worth 1 point as a consonant and 20 points as a vowel. It is weak to up-close melee combat due to its poor stance.
Z 1 Dirt Z, one of the most common letters, is worth 1 point. It is weak to the most common element, dirt.
5 Ice The blank tile can transform into any letter, but it retains its point value of 5 and weakness to ice.