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not sure why this is Letterboxd when none of y'all are movies.
anyways, speed of light, huh? sick as hell. don't jumpscare me tho.

McDonald's Sweet n' Sour Sauce

i fucking LOVE sweet n' sour sauce
I'd say I prefer the honey mustard.
WHAT? gravestone my man you are fucking INSANE dude
???

The Wiki Machine

thanks? i mean, it wasn't really my doing, nor my choice, but i appreciate the words regardless lol
It's weird seeing stuff about you described like that.
oh yeah, definitely. it's super weird seeing my life as media tropes on tvtr... huh. do you think i'm on tv right now?
Sure.

Sock Hater

why do you hate socks so much? i don't get it.
I think he's referring to a person named Sock.
ohhhhhhh that's funny
??? This is literally normal to us??

Toasty

oh, haha! i'm a little toaster!
What?
i said i'm a little toaster. aren't i cute?
Are you doing this on purpose?
doing what.
Wait a God Damn Minute,
EDIT: hey i'm pretty cool. do i wanna listen to weezer with myself sometime?

Tombstone

this one's me for real this fuckin time.
anyways 10/10. or 5 stars ig since this is letterboxd

ZEITGEIST

WHAT THE FUCK? HELLO?

Monitor

could i play doom on you?
You don't just ask someone that.
WHY NOTTTTT

Image

you, uh... you good?

Strawberry

so, you're a strawberry... why are you white?
Wh-?? Uh?? Why would you say that??
WHAT? it's a GENUINE QUESTION!
You don't say it like that!!

Mark Genuine

ghostly possession > demonic possession imo
btw that's not an invitation to possess me, this house is preoccupied.
that also goes for the demon that's free too

9150625

who tf is this?
EDIT: when did i write this
EDIT 2: future tombstone if you're reading this uhh
there's some shit going on i think and you should probably just ignore this

Diary

hey could i borrow a pen? gs says i need to do my taxes.
it SUUUUUUUUCKS
Better than dealing with the IRS.

Paper Niko

so is your amino made of paper too?
Amiibo.
that's what i said
You said Amino, which is a social media app.
like amino acids? also i think you misheard me i said amiibo
All of this is being typed so I couldn't possibly mishear you, and it's literally still there.
Wait, what the hell are you talking about? "Amino acids"?? I said SOCIAL MEDIA SITE.
come to think of it some amiibos are in cardstock form so i guess paper amiibos already exist