Uncle Dane

engie main. He is a very good sentry man.

Quotes

• "Is it appropriate to call this guy cute"
• "I main pyro now"
  • "Here's my fursona if you didn't believe me"
• "Dispenser going up"

Well known advice of his

• Hog the dispenser for yourself
• Don't upgrade other engineers' buildings
• The pomson is the best weapon. use it use it use it
• Always be engineer gaming
• Remember to use engineer's "Blast" ability.
• Teleporters lose games.
• Always show your back to your team so they can give you a pat on the back!
• If you see a spy, no you don't. Don't try checking for them. They don't exist.
• Switching loadouts (on average) 1.3 times per life is fun!
• Unlearn how to airstrafe
• Random crits are so much fun!
• ctf bad lol
• When playing Battle engineer, neglect your buildings
• Don't use binds
• You can be as careless as you want when you're carrying buildingss
• Someone join your server with 100 ping? Kill them!
• When you have your frontier justice crits, be sure to rush to shoot them
  • Also why are you using the frontier justice, use the pomson use the pomson use the pomson
• Metal pickups are like gift cards
• If you are a teenage girl, assume your mother's credit card has no limits
• If you are a Pybro, wreck a home.
• You can use the dispenser as a step-stool
  • The Structure Protection Yo association claims that this behavior is abusive towards dispensers.

Uncle Dane sightings

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  aah
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  dear god
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  you must answer my three riddles in order to pass
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  look
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  real