Welcome To The Wiki Camp

Welcome to The Wiki Camp
Have a click around
Nothing in this world that you can think of can be found
We've got 32,509 pages of content
Some bad, some worse
If any of it's interest to you, you'd be the first.

Welcome to The Wiki Camp
Find Challenge Crystals
Would you like to see a toy with shapes in corresponding holes
There's no need to panic or know CSS
Though a great way to learn, it's not required I guess.

Welcome to The Wiki Camp
What would you prefer?
Would you like to read some Moby-Dick or gradate into Sburb?
Be happy, (RULE 4), play the chicken game
We'll make sure that you'll never be quite the same.

Welcome to The Wiki Camp
Put your cars aside
Here's a tip for doing puzzles of a small SpongeBob who died
We've got fun facts and news, daily quests and the trends
And a bunch of transclusions of a shit ton of seals on a giant red shaking page-
Welcome to The Wiki Camp

This may seem unreal
But some random guy just kindly showed you photos of a seal
They're uncanny and okinesque
He just sent you more
Be happy that it's not The Hogs like before.

Read up on Mark Genuine, he's naked by a lake
Listen to Hexstallia's soundtrack or Nerpy Blues by Drake
Vriska Sponsored, you just lost and
Nerpy Scuba was forgotten,
Or Skeletons in media
Or go get a NerpaPunch award in-
Here's a giant cube that rotates
You should read chatlogs
Here's why you should vote for Head of Lettuce
Here's a Tumblr blog
Which Disney princess are you? Take this quirky quiz!
And you will all be asking: "Why is this camp so dogshit?"

Could I interest you in editing all of the time?
A bit of random editing all of the time?
Booting is a tragedy, and DNP's a crime
Random fucking editing, all of the time
Could I interest you in editing all of the time?
A bit of random editing all of the time?
Booting is a tragedy, and DNP's a crime
Random fucking editing, all of the time.

You know, it wasn't always like this

Quite very long ago, three years ago
'fore Satomi founded this one, when we had nowhere to go
There was Fandom, it had bedlam, and a different crew
And years have past and now we're in season...
Two!
Two, The Wiki Camp 2
Satomi brought 101 and most still pulled through
And they did all the things she demanded we do
Said, "Come on, you! Focus and push through!"
"GO, YOU!" Challengeable, tireable,
"And you are out! I'll kick you now! Au revoir, adieu!"
But if we keep on thriving, who knows what she'll do?
It was always the plan to put the world in her hand.

*laughs*

Could I interest you in editing all of the time?
A bit of random editing all of the time?
Booting is a tragedy, and DNP's a crime
Random fucking editing, all of the time
Could I interest you in editing all of the time?
A bit of random editing all of the time?
Booting is a tragedy, and DNP's a crime
Random fucking editing and
All of the time.