World's Fastest Cigarette

Not to be confused with World's Fattest Cigarette.

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The World's Fastest Cigarette is an advanced hypothetical future invention that takes the form of a cigarette. Theoretically, it would be a cigarette that could be smoked entirely in as few as 5 seconds or less. Alongside flying cars and color television, the World's Fastest Cigarette is a hallmark of a distant utopia.

Plausibility

Currently, no cigarette could ever be this fast. It is unknown whether this is possible with current laws of physics.