Difference between revisions of "Evil Mushroom Kingdom"

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The Evil Mushroom Kingdom is what happens when Bowser invests in real estate.

Residents

Most residents of the kingdom are evil goombas, evil koopas, and mildly annoying neighbors. There are, however, a few notable members of this community:

Name	Additional Information
Bowser
Evil Mario	papa mia
Gamer	how'd i get here? i was playing my 3ds.
Push Dagger	i don't even like mushrooms but they're evil so it's ok
Terra	i am 30 or 40 years old and i do not need this
The Computer	haha hi
Scythie	w. where am i. who are you people
EVIL Cake Pop¡¡¡¡¡	it's like a mushroom kingdom but EVIL¡¡¡¡¡ i practically INVENTED evil so it's perfect for me
Iggy

Grimoire

Click on a resident to learn more!

History

GRAAAAAH!!! IT'S ME, KING BOWSER!!!!!

A long time ago, this place used to be a large field with funny hills with eyes all around it. But one day, King Bowser transformed it into his kingdom! He stole plans from the Regular Mushroom Kingdom, and copied it in a more evil way. For example, "welcome" signs on shops had "unwelcome" written on it instead. With this much better copy of the Mushroom Kingdom, Bowser then unleashed his evil magic to switch all the colors around, making it really hard to know how to dress accordingly.

YES THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY INFURIATING

He also hired a musician to make a super sweet and epic national anthem. Unfortunately, it was a huge scam and we ended up with what you see at the top of the page.

THE MARIO PARTY COUP OF THE EVIL MUSHROOM KINGDOM BEGINS NOW!!!

" Dear pesky plumbers, The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The president is now a permanent guest at one of my 7 Koopa Hotels¡ I dare you to find him if you can¡ Bitch P.S. If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book. #ReleaseAminalCrossingEarly " -EVIL Cake Pop¡¡¡¡¡
EVIL Cake Pop¡¡¡¡¡'s position:
At the end of the challenge,	Gamer	should be on	The Mario Party	for the following primary reason:
Argue for or against this position here:	Talk:Gamer/belongs on The Mario Party according to EVIL Cake Pop¡¡¡¡¡

The Marriage

I'm gay for you.

And you're... Gay for me

ok

We can stay in any of these hotels for our honeymoon

Hotels

EVIL Morton's WoodDoor-Hysteria Hotel

This hotel will make you hysteric! It's built in a large tree, so nature-ry!

EVIL Roy's HardBrick Hotel

This hotel goes so hard! Literally and figuratively, cause its made out of bricks.

EVIL Larry's Chillton Hotel

This hotel is so chill! It's in a cave, an ice cave so it's frigid. Also this place love refrigerators.

EVIL Lemmy's High-ate Regency Hotel

This hotel is high-ranked! She ate that! And that's because Lemmy is bestboi! Or maybe cause it's high up in the clouds, you'll need a vine to get to it.

EVIL Ludwig's Thump Castle Hotel

Criminal activity was recorded in this hotel. Avoid at all cost! It's horror themed, beware of Boo's!

EVIL Wendy's Blitz Snarlton Hotel

This hotel is so girl-coded!!!!! It's a girl casino, gotta make the coins somehow!

EVIL Bowser's Seizures Palace Hotel

This hotel is so hot! It's constantly on fire!!! Also Iggy lives here if you were wondering.

mine ofc the best

why don't I have one

cause i wanted one

8(

Well we can honeymoon in yours Bowy

yay :D

cute

Debate

ummm could you stop orchestrating a coup in my kingdom? perhaps?

No!

:(

I don't see any problem with this statement. Debate is closed.

Flag

The Kingdom's flag changed a lot in a brief period of time. Originally, it was a Regular Mushroom Kingdom flag but with inverted colors.

However, due to the colors already being inverted in the kingdom, it just looked like a normal flag. So they inverted it again.

This flag worked wonderfully while inside the kingdom. However once it had to be used for administration stuff outside the kingdom, it just looked like a regular flag again. So instead, they tried to find a color that would stay the same with both normal and inverted colors.

There's not much one can do with just 1 grey color though. They couldn't add anything on it without making it look different outside the kingdom. So they opted for the other option: changing the shape of the flag itself.

They realized it was fucking stupid. So they designed this cool flag instead and decided to not care at all if it looked different outside the kingdom because they're so evil like that.

I CHOSE THE COLORS MYSELF

EVIL Bowser's Castle

Welcome to my castle

WRONG!!!

Evil Bowser's Castle is a ten-story castle, and a true abomination of architecture. The residents of Evil Bowser's Castle include 731 Evil Goombas, 315 Evil Koopas, 90 Evil Boos, and one big mean Evil Bowser. This is the final level of Evil Girl Mario Wii, a new Girl Mario entry for the Wii U. The level, on average, takes 40 minutes to complete on a first playthrough.

Stars

So long, EVIL gay bowser!

For this star, just climb the whole Damn tower and throw EVIL bowser into the spiked ball.

Firsties on the Invisible Walls

You may want to do your homework on this one. There are some untextured walls you must perform first-frame wallkicks off of to reach this star. It wasn't intended to be collectible.

The Damned Seal's Secret

Find the hidden seal in Evil Bowser's moat, then talk to him and complete his quest for a star.

Evil Mario Can Get Married!

Marry Bowser.

Find the 8 Red Challenge Crystals

If you find all eight red challenge crystals, you get a unique challenge crystal for this level - and a power star!

Secret Race With EVIL Koopa The Quick

dude how sick would it be if there was like a secret underground EVIL koopa society

like you could talk to a toad or something and he'd be like

i swear i saw a EVIL koopa once but they dont exist!!

and then for one of the levels like you go down and race EVIL koopa the quick and thats one of the stars

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