Difference between revisions of "Netflix Instant Streaming Disc"
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| − | {{Dojo opener|Netflix Instant Streaming Disc|XXX. XX XXX. 20XX|ico = | + | {{Dojo opener|Netflix Instant Streaming Disc|XXX. XX XXX. 20XX|ico = Seriesicon netflix.png}} |
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| − | <p>The Netflix Instant Streaming Disc is an elusive little [[thing]]. | + | <p>The Netflix Instant Streaming Disc is an elusive little [[thing]]. Of the [[10,000]] that were produced, [[3]] are known to exist. These auspicious discs are said to bring [[immense fortune]] to their owners.</p> |
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| + | <p>When inserted into a [[Nintendo Wii]], the Netflix Instant Streaming Disc lets [[you]] watch [[one free movie]] on [[Netflix]].</p> | ||
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| − | <p>Oh, and by the way, there's an item in the game called a Gold Greet. About <span class="mw-customtoggle-secret fakelink">1 in every 10,000</span> greet is born golden.</p> | + | <p>Oh, and by the way, there's an item in the game called a Gold Greet. About <span class="mw-customtoggle-secret mw-customtoggle-secret2 fakelink">1 in every 10,000</span> greet is born golden.</p> |
| − | <div class="sdj-img mw-customtoggle-secret">[[File:Greet4.png|250px|link=]]This is a Gold Greet.</div> | + | <div class="sdj-img mw-customtoggle-secret mw-customtoggle-secret2">[[File:Greet4.png|250px|link=]]This is a Gold Greet.</div> |
<p>Regardless of which mode you're playing, if you see one of these, be absolutely sure to grab it. If you want to know why, it's because Gold Greet can be sold for 2 gold.</p> | <p>Regardless of which mode you're playing, if you see one of these, be absolutely sure to grab it. If you want to know why, it's because Gold Greet can be sold for 2 gold.</p> | ||
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| − | {{Dojo opener|Netflix Instant Streaming Disc|XXX. XX XXX. 20XX}} | + | {{Dojo opener|Netflix Instant Streaming Disc|XXX. XX XXX. 20XX|ico=Seriesicon netflix.png}} |
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| − | <p>The Netflix Instant Streaming Disc is a baleful little [[thing]]. | + | <p>The Netflix Instant Streaming Disc is a baleful little [[thing]]. Of the [[10,000]] that were produced, [[1,000]] were lost to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PlayStation_All-Stars_Battle_Royale that cold, horrible place]. These wretched discs are considered [[bad omen]]s in many cultures.</p> |
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| − | <div class="sdj-img">[[File:Pnisd2.jpg|250px|center]] The | + | <p>When inserted into a [[PlayStation 3]], the Netflix Instant Streaming Disc lets you watch [[no]] movies on [[Netflix]], for it has no [[movies]] or even [[games]] stored on it.</p> |
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Revision as of 01:06, 12 February 2023
The Netflix Instant Streaming Disc is an elusive little thing. Of the 10,000 that were produced, 3 are known to exist. These auspicious discs are said to bring immense fortune to their owners.
When inserted into a Nintendo Wii, the Netflix Instant Streaming Disc lets you watch one free movie on Netflix.
Greet is a cyberpunk food named after "green meat" and some guy shoves it in the hero's face and says "Hey, want some greet?" and it's meant to show us how food sucks in the Future.
Yuck! This smells awful!Don't worry! You won't be eating greet on the battlefield anytime soon. Here in Brawl, greet has a different purpose.
These guys won't know what hit 'em!
WHAM!Greet can be thrown at opponents. It's slow and it can't go very far...but when it hits, it hits hard. Ouch.
Beware its odorous Stink—characters can take serious damage just by standing near greet! Greet that is left to spoil has an especially potent stench. So, don't keep it in your hands too long.
Oh, and by the way, there's an item in the game called a Netflix Instant Streaming Disc.
This is a Netflix Instant Streaming Disc.Regardless of which mode you're playing, if you see one of these, be absolutely sure to grab it. If you want to know why, it's because they allow you to watch one free movie on Netflix every time you get one.
Oh, and by the way, there's an item in the game called a Gold Greet. About 1 in every 10,000 greet is born golden.
This is a Gold Greet.Regardless of which mode you're playing, if you see one of these, be absolutely sure to grab it. If you want to know why, it's because Gold Greet can be sold for 2 gold.
The Netflix Instant Streaming Disc is a baleful little thing. Of the 10,000 that were produced, 1,000 were lost to that cold, horrible place. These wretched discs are considered bad omens in many cultures.
When inserted into a PlayStation 3, the Netflix Instant Streaming Disc lets you watch no movies on Netflix, for it has no movies or even games stored on it.
