Difference between revisions of "Netflix Instant Streaming Disc"
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| − | {{Dojo opener|Netflix Instant Streaming Disc| | + | {{Dojo opener|Netflix Instant Streaming Disc|Mar. 25 Thu. 2007|ico = Seriesicon netflix.png}} |
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| − | <p>Ahh...The [[elusive]] Netflix Instant Streaming Disc. In contemporary [[folklore]], | + | <p>Ahh...The [[elusive]] Netflix Instant Streaming Disc. In contemporary [[folklore]], this item is heralded for its ability to ward off [[Blockbuster]]s and other [[uncanny]] monsters. |
| − | <div class="sdj-img">[[File:Nisd2.jpg|250px|center]] It | + | <div class="sdj-img">[[File:Nisd2.jpg|250px|center]] It has a striking [[Red|red color]] that can't be missed.</div> |
| − | <p> | + | <p>Aside from getting [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]] banned at Blockbuster, it also lets you watch one free [[movie]] on [[Netflix]].</p> |
| − | <p> | + | <p>This movie is chosen by whoever grabs the disc. If that happens to be your [[opponent]], then...Well, let's just hope they pick something [[good]].</p> |
| − | <div class="sdj-img">[[File:Nisd2.jpg|250px|center]] | + | <div class="sdj-img">[[File:Nisd2.jpg|250px|center]] Ugh! My bitch wife wants to watch orange!</div> |
| − | + | <div class="sdj-img">[[File:Nisd2.jpg|250px|center]] Eh...Orange is pretty [[Puss in Boots: The Last Wish|kino]], I guess.</div> | |
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Revision as of 04:33, 14 February 2023
Greet is a cyberpunk food named after "green meat" and some guy shoves it in the hero's face and says "Hey, want some greet?" and it's meant to show us how food sucks in the Future.
Yuck! This smells awful!Don't worry! You won't be eating greet on the battlefield anytime soon. Here in Brawl, greet has a different purpose.
These guys won't know what hit 'em!
WHAM!Greet can be thrown at opponents. It's slow and it can't go very far...but when it hits, it hits hard. Ouch.
Beware its odorous Stink—characters can take serious damage just by standing near greet! Greet that is left to spoil has an especially potent stench. So, don't keep it in your hands too long.
Oh, and by the way, there's an item in the game called a Netflix Instant Streaming Disc.
This is a Netflix Instant Streaming Disc.Regardless of which mode you're playing, if you see one of these, be absolutely sure to grab it. If you want to know why, it's because they allow you to watch one free movie on Netflix every time you get one.
Oh, and by the way, there's an item in the game called a Gold Greet. About 1 in every 10,000 greet is born golden.
This is a Gold Greet.Regardless of which mode you're playing, if you see one of these, be absolutely sure to grab it. If you want to know why, it's because Gold Greet can be sold for 2 gold.
