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<div class="sdj-img">[[File:Nisd orang.gif|250px|center]] Ugh! My bitch wife wants to watch orange!</div>
 
<div class="sdj-img">[[File:Nisd orang.gif|250px|center]] Ugh! My bitch wife wants to watch orange!</div>
 
<div class="sdj-img">[[File:NISDORANGE2.png|250px|center]] Eh...Orange is pretty [[Puss in Boots: The Last Wish|kino]], I guess.</div>
 
<div class="sdj-img">[[File:NISDORANGE2.png|250px|center]] Eh...Orange is pretty [[Puss in Boots: The Last Wish|kino]], I guess.</div>
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<p style="text-align:center; font-weight:bold;"><Notice></p>
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<p>It has come to our attention that a [[Sony|malicious]] party has been distributing [[:Category:Doppelgangers|counterfeit reproduction]]s of our [[beloved]] Netflix Instant Streaming Discs.</p>
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<p>As we [[Murder|deal with]] the offending party, we have briefly suspended [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]]'s [[Internet|online services]] to ensure these items have been [[Stuff Blowing Up|safely removed]] from circulation.
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<p>Please peruse this article for more information regarding the counterfeit reproductions.</p>
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<p>The Fake Netflix Instant Streaming Disc is a baleful little [[thing]]. This [[wretched]] disc is a relic of a <span class="plainlinks">[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PlayStation_All-Stars_Battle_Royale cold, barren wasteland]</span>. </p>
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<div class="sdj-img">[[File:Pnisd2.jpg|250px|center]] The [[Demon of Babylon]] disguises himself with the [[coat of the righteous]].</div>
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<p>When inserted into a [[PlayStation 3]], the Fake Netflix Instant Streaming Disc does [[nothing]], for it has no [[movies]] or even [[games]] stored on it.</p>
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<div class="sdj-img">[[File:Counterparts.webp|250px|center]]Putting a Fake Netflix Instant Streaming Disc next to a Netflix Instant Streaming Disc can be [[Total seal extinction|300,000 injured 5,000,000 dead]].</div>
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<p>This thing [[sucks]]. But it is also [[lethal]]. It is speculated that our [[Diddy Kong|dearest Diddy]] was taken by this horrid device. [[Special:Watchlist|Watch out]].</p>
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<p><big>GREETINGS FROM [[SONY BRAZIL]]!!!!!!!!! THIS PAGE HAS BEEN HACKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS OUR TURF NOW! [[:ROFL:]] 🇧🇷 🤣🤣🤣🤣[[🤣]][[🤣]][[🤣]][[🤣]][[🤣]][[🤣]][[🤣]][[🤣]]🤣🤣🤣[[🤣]]FUUCK YOU [[NINTENDO]]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</big></p>
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<p><big>OUR [[NETFLIX INSTANT STREAMING DISC (PLAYSTATION 3)]] MAY BE [[In a Nutshell|DOGSHIT]] BUT OUR [[BRAZIL]]-EXCLUSIVE [[NETFLIX INSTANT STREAMING DISC (PLAYSTATION 2)]] HAS BEEN GOING STRONG FOR 3 [[SPECTACULAR]] [[YEAR]]S</big></p>
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<p><big>WE NOT [[GOIN]] ANYWHERE!!!!!!!!!! AND THERE IS [[NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!]] YOU CAN [[DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]] AOUT IT🤣🤣[[🤣]][[🤣]][[🤣]]🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣</big></p>
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<p>🇧🇷<big>OUR NETFLIX INSTANT🤣🤣 STREAMING DISCS🤣 HAS SHOW🤣[[🤣]][[🤣]][[🤣]]🤣S AND MOVIES [[FREE]] LIKEmovie[free [[Mvie free]] [[Movie free]]
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Show only
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Buy on Google🇧🇷
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Available nearby
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[[On]] [[sale]]
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Price
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U🇧🇷p to $15
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Best Buy
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eBay
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Abou🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷t these results
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Shopping results
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ED in a new window
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Trusted store🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
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Compare prices from 4 stores
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<p>Oh, and by the way, there's an item in the game called a <span style="font-size:200%; font-family:'times new roman'; font-weight:bold;">Jolly nurpon</span>.</p>
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<div class="sdj-img">[[File:Jollynurpon.png|250px|center]] This is a<span style="font-size:200%; font-family:'times new roman'; ">Jolly nurpon</span>. </div>
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<p>MERRY. FUCKING. [[CHRISTMAS]]. FROM [[SONY BRAZIL]] 🇧🇷. [[BITCH]].</p>
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<p>The Netflix Instant Streaming Disc is a baleful little [[thing]]. These wretched discs are considered [[bad omen]]s for many.</p>
 
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<div class="sdj-img">[[File:Pnisd2.jpg|250px|center]] The Demon of Babylon disguises himself with the coat of the righteous.</div>
 
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<p>When inserted into a [[PlayStation 3]], the Netflix Instant Streaming Disc does [[nothing]], for it has no [[movies]] or even [[games]] stored on it.</p>
 
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Revision as of 06:00, 14 February 2023

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Greet
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Greet is a cyberpunk food named after "green meat" and some guy shoves it in the hero's face and says "Hey, want some greet?" and it's meant to show us how food sucks in the Future.

Greet1.pngYuck! This smells awful!

Don't worry! You won't be eating greet on the battlefield anytime soon. Here in Brawl, greet has a different purpose.

Greet2.pngThese guys won't know what hit 'em!
Greet3.pngWHAM!

Greet can be thrown at opponents. It's slow and it can't go very far...but when it hits, it hits hard. Ouch.

Beware its odorous Stink—characters can take serious damage just by standing near greet! Greet that is left to spoil has an especially potent stench. So, don't keep it in your hands too long.

Oh, and by the way, there's an item in the game called a Netflix Instant Streaming Disc.

Greet0.pngThis is a Netflix Instant Streaming Disc.

Regardless of which mode you're playing, if you see one of these, be absolutely sure to grab it. If you want to know why, it's because they allow you to watch one free movie on Netflix every time you get one.

Oh, and by the way, there's an item in the game called a Gold Greet. About 1 in every 10,000 greet is born golden.

Greet4.pngThis is a Gold Greet.

Regardless of which mode you're playing, if you see one of these, be absolutely sure to grab it. If you want to know why, it's because Gold Greet can be sold for 2 gold.

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