The Triplet Towers

“	Welcome to the Triplet Towers, where our motto is Fuck you[oh that's great]!	”
	— Mr. Krabs

The Triplet Towers are three little guys who were all born at the same time! so cutes 🥹

The towers are surrounded by forest for miles in all directions, only accessible by trails or helicopter if you're feeling adventurous. Grandpa told me it's nothing; this is how he got to school!

We towers three:

Lalala! We are all friends in Towerland!

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History

when the triplet towers were infants, their mother had to give them up

Field trip

In the first tower Copper Salts and Copper Pepper are standing near the base of the first tower, looking up at it. next > So these are the triplet towers, huh. < prevnext > Yep. Been a while since I've checked them out. < prevnext > I wonder what we'll find inside. < prevnext > Only one way to find out. < prevnext > They both walk into the tower and have a look around the first floor. < prevnext > Yep, this sure is a tower. < prevnext > Yuri happens. < prev

In the second tower Push Dagger is at the top of the second tower. He looks rather confused. next > How the hell did I get here. This isn't France. < prevnext > Huh? What's this... Some kind of key? < prevnext > Push Dagger reaches for the key and notices its weird shape. < prevnext > It's a fucking seal. The key is shaped like a seal, how do they even do that. < prevnext > I suppose it can unlock this door... Let's try! < prevnext > ...Alright, it's open! Now to-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA < prevnext > The door was a window. Push Dagger fell from a great height! < prevnext > Ouch... This will cost me a few coolness points. < prevnext > hi < prevnext > Wow! Is that Poliwhirl, one of my favorite Pokémon of all times? < prevnext > what < prevnext > anyway im entering the tower now < prevnext > ah shit its locked < prevnext > Wait, really? < prevnext > yeah theres a keyhole shaped like a seal < prevnext > I wonder what it means... < prevnext > anyway im not entering anymore < prevnext > Uh? Why? < prevnext > im not THAT interested in visiting The Triplet Towers anyway < prevnext > Oh, so that's where we are... < prevnext > well yea < prevnext > im leaving bye < prevnext > Poliwhirl, wait! < prevnext > what < prevnext > How about we stick around for a while? < prevnext > do you want to buy my book? < prevnext > Well I don't have any money, so uh... < prevnext > then no < prevnext > Poliwhirl left the scene and Push Dagger eventually found his way back to France. He hated every second of it. < prev

In the third tower Things are rather uneventful in the third tower. Boris is just minding his own business when suddenly... next > Doo doo doo doo. Doo doo doo. < prevnext > boris < prevnext > i am the third towers guardian < prevnext > i was put in place here by higher forces to halt those who are unworthy of seeing the treasure at the peak of the third tower < prevnext > you may ascend the chambers of this palace no further boris < prevnext > your existence is unethical < prevnext > prepare to die < prevnext > Oh? You think you're able to kill me? < prevnext > < prevnext > (Slides to the left, dodging the slap) < prevnext > OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH. NOAH. HOW DARE YOU TRY AND KILL ME? THAT'S IT. YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR NINE SEVEN SEVEN FOUR NINE THREE ZERO TWO THREE ETERNITIES. GO TO YOUR ROOM N- < prevnext > < prevnext > oh! there we go < prevnext > haha < prevnext > hi guys < prevnext > what the heck its gaty bfdi < prevnext > anyone wanna play mahjong < prevnext > no < prevnext > < prevnext > :( < prevnext > alright now that ive dealt with those two nobodies with my impeccable lying skills its time to < prevnext > uh < prevnext > BORROW the secret treasure at the top of this tower < prevnext > yeah < prevnext > borrow < prevnext > One very, VERY long trip up an unnecessarily long flight of stairs later... < prevnext > the..the..the..hidden tower treasure.. < prevnext > < prevnext > Enjoy your treasure Noah. < prevnext > oh yeah its not for me almighty son of god < prevnext > im just getting a gift for someone < prevnext > ok bye < prevnext > Noah Instant Transmissions out of the third tower. < prevnext >