Difference between revisions of "Netflix Instant Streaming Disc"
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<p>The Netflix Instant Streaming Disc is an elusive little [[thing]].</p> | <p>The Netflix Instant Streaming Disc is an elusive little [[thing]].</p> | ||
− | <p | + | <p>This auspicious charm lets [[you]] watch [[one free movie]].</p> |
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<p>Greet is a [[cyberpunk]] food named after "green meat" and [[Piece of shit|some guy]] shoves it in the hero's face and says "Hey, want some greet?" and it's meant to show us how [[food]] [[sucks]] in the [[Future]].</p> | <p>Greet is a [[cyberpunk]] food named after "green meat" and [[Piece of shit|some guy]] shoves it in the hero's face and says "Hey, want some greet?" and it's meant to show us how [[food]] [[sucks]] in the [[Future]].</p> | ||
<div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet1.png|250px]]Yuck! I'm not eating that!</div> | <div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet1.png|250px]]Yuck! I'm not eating that!</div> | ||
− | <p> | + | <p>Don't worry! You won't be eating greet on the [[battlefield]] anytime soon. Here in [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl|Brawl]], greet has a different purpose.</p> |
<div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet2.png|250px]]These guys won't know what hit 'em!</div> | <div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet2.png|250px]]These guys won't know what hit 'em!</div> | ||
<div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet3.png|250px]]WHAM!</div> | <div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet3.png|250px]]WHAM!</div> | ||
− | <p>As you can see, greet can be | + | <p>As you can see, greet can be [[User:Huck|hucked]] at opponents. It's slow and it can't go very far...but when it hits, it hits [[hard]]. Ouch!</p> |
− | + | <p>Do note that greet is quite [[odorous]]. The [[Stink]] will damage anyone in its vicinity, so don't get too attached.</p> | |
− | <p> | + | <p>The [[longer]] it's out, the more [[potent]] it becomes. My advice? Throw some greet at a [[crowd of people]]. After all, it's a [[sin]] to waste food.</p> |
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− | <p>Oh, and by the way, there's an item in the game called a Gold Greet. | + | <p>Oh, and by the way, there's an item in the game called a Gold Greet. It is estimated that <span class="plainlinks">[https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Netflix_Instant_Streaming_Disc&action=edit 1 in every 10,000]</span> greet is born golden.</p> |
<div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet4.png|250px|link=https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Netflix_Instant_Streaming_Disc&action=edit]]This is a Gold Greet.</div> | <div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet4.png|250px|link=https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Netflix_Instant_Streaming_Disc&action=edit]]This is a Gold Greet.</div> | ||
<p>Regardless of which mode you're playing, if you see one of these, be absolutely sure to grab it. If you want to know why, it's because Gold Greet can be sold for 2 gold.</p> | <p>Regardless of which mode you're playing, if you see one of these, be absolutely sure to grab it. If you want to know why, it's because Gold Greet can be sold for 2 gold.</p> |
Revision as of 23:56, 29 January 2023
The Netflix Instant Streaming Disc is an elusive little thing.
This auspicious charm lets you watch one free movie.
Greet is a cyberpunk food named after "green meat" and some guy shoves it in the hero's face and says "Hey, want some greet?" and it's meant to show us how food sucks in the Future.
Don't worry! You won't be eating greet on the battlefield anytime soon. Here in Brawl, greet has a different purpose.
As you can see, greet can be hucked at opponents. It's slow and it can't go very far...but when it hits, it hits hard. Ouch!
Do note that greet is quite odorous. The Stink will damage anyone in its vicinity, so don't get too attached.
The longer it's out, the more potent it becomes. My advice? Throw some greet at a crowd of people. After all, it's a sin to waste food.
Oh, and by the way, there's an item in the game called a Netflix Instant Streaming Disc.

Regardless of which mode you're playing, if you see one of these, be absolutely sure to grab it. If you want to know why, it's because they allow you to watch one free movie on Netflix every time you get one.
Oh, and by the way, there's an item in the game called a Gold Greet. It is estimated that 1 in every 10,000 greet is born golden.
Regardless of which mode you're playing, if you see one of these, be absolutely sure to grab it. If you want to know why, it's because Gold Greet can be sold for 2 gold.