Tf2-gay.gif The Netflix Instant Streaming Disc is an elusive little thing.
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Netflix Instant Streaming Disc
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The Netflix Instant Streaming Disc is an elusive little thing.

This auspicious disc lets you watch one free movie on Netflix.

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Netflix Instant Streaming Disc
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The Netflix Instant Streaming Disc is a baleful little thing. It is evil. It is a relic of a cold, gameless wasteland.

This wretched disc does not let you watch any movies on Netflix, for it has no movies or even games stored on it. It is considered a bad omen to happen across such discs.

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The Demon of Babylon disguises himself with the coat of the righteous.
Sep. 10 Tue. 2007
Greet
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Greet is a cyberpunk food named after "green meat" and some guy shoves it in the hero's face and says "Hey, want some greet?" and it's meant to show us how food sucks in the Future.

Greet1.pngYuck! I'm not eating that!

Don't worry! You won't be eating greet on the battlefield anytime soon. Here in Brawl, greet has a different purpose.

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As you can see, greet can be hucked at opponents. It's slow and it can't go very far...but when it hits, it hits hard. Ouch!

Do note that greet is quite odorous. The Stink will damage anyone in its vicinity, so don't get too attached.

The longer it's out, the more potent it becomes. My advice? Throw some greet at a crowd of people. After all, it's a sin to waste food.

Oh, and by the way, there's an item in the game called a Netflix Instant Streaming Disc.

Greet0.pngThis is a Netflix Instant Streaming Disc.

Regardless of which mode you're playing, if you see one of these, be absolutely sure to grab it. If you want to know why, it's because they allow you to watch one free movie on Netflix every time you get one.

Oh, and by the way, there's an item in the game called a Gold Greet. It is estimated that 1 in every 10,000 greet is born golden.

Greet4.pngThis is a Gold Greet.

Regardless of which mode you're playing, if you see one of these, be absolutely sure to grab it. If you want to know why, it's because Gold Greet can be sold for 2 gold.

Feb. 20 Tue. 2007
King Cake
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The delectable King Cake is a Treat or dessert that is eaten around Mardi Gras in the state of Louisiana.

Greet1.pngThe delectable Fat Tuesday treat!

Q: Is this for women?
A: Yes. Women can eat King cake. Super Smash Bros. Brawl welcomes people from all walks of life.

Oh, and by the way, there's an item in the game called a Netflix Instant Streaming Disc.

Greet0.pngThis is a Netflix Instant Streaming Disc.

Regardless of which mode you're playing, if you see one of these, be absolutely sure to grab it. If you want to know why, it's because they allow you to watch one free movie on Netflix every time you get one.

Oh, and by the way, there's an item in the game called a Gold Greet. It is estimated that 1 in every 10,000 greet is born golden.

Greet4.pngThis is a Gold Greet.

Regardless of which mode you're playing, if you see one of these, be absolutely sure to grab it. If you want to know why, it's because Gold Greet can be sold for 2 gold.

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