Louisiana
More like LOSER-iana am I right? haha owned
Louisiana is a state in the United States known for bayous, alligators, jazz, jesters, and The Princess and the Frog. Louisiana used to be huge and controlled by the French. But then America purchased it. Canada would grab a small bit for themselves. Because of its Catholic history, Louisiana is divided into parishes instead of the usual counties.
Notable communities
Baton Rouge
It's the fucking capital?!?! But there's nothing to do here except be an LSU student. You can see a funny tiger though his name is Mike. For fun, LSU students like to hang out in Tigerland which is desolate and pathetic looking if it's not a Friday or Saturday night during the autumn season, because that's when [THE ZEITGEIST] happens.
Carly's House
I live there and so does my family.
Creole Nature Trail
Louisiana's outback. Not only do these unique formations have alligators, but also millions of migrating butterflies.
New Orleans
Ya like jazz?
I'm sure you do. There's lots at the French Quarter. Perfect for musicians of all ages. And when it's Mardi Gras, it gets even jazzier, with a colourful parade and whatnot.
Things found in Louisiana
- Squid Games Cactus
- Crawfish
- Alligators
- Nerpy Scuba Institute of Higher Nerping [SHUTTERED]
- Significant Louisiana Creole and Cajun culture
- Something in the air that makes you absolutely miserable[water]
Passenger rail
The only passenger trains in Louisiana are Amtrak inter-city trains, specifically the City of New Orleans, the Crescent, and the Sunset Limited. And even then, they're not as frequent as their European counterparts. What I would do to improve passenger rail in New Orleans would be initially to establish a commuter train service between New Orleans and Baton Rouge, which actually sees zero passenger rail. Come on, Baton Rouge. Do better. You got fucking LSU.