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anyone who’s played candy crush level 87 understands that the idea of a compassionate god is a naive one (shorthand awpccl87uttioacgiano) is a team of contestants in the wiki camp 2. it presently consists of 8 members.
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•.·♡ about usomg hiiiiii welcome to our carrd ^__^
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do not interact if you:
think you are me, are a confection, are an evil counterpart of a confection, take the batteries out of your smoke alarm and don't put them back in, are chubs, have committed a misdemeanor (felonies are okay tho!), self-identify as a "sex god", are over the age of 65, can pass the turing test, have chuck as your favorite angry bird, have the Hyster N45ZR AC as your favorite forklift, can talk to the dead, prefer crushed ice over cubed ice, are an affiliate of The Hogs, have ever been to a Safeway, are incapable of reading, know any of your cousins by name, are a spike x michael stan, own a copy of microsoft word on your computer, are a spike x michael anti, have ever been hit in the head by a 2x4 plank of wood, don't know that cashews come from a fruit, can’t name at least six barbie movies, have just lost the game, own a Toyota Corolla, are between the ages of 19-84, forget to untag people when you reply to them on discord, can pass the bechdel test, flip your pillowcases inside out, go by the name athina hartmann, have a slightly sardonic frown, have a gpa of exactly 3.87, can't bite ice cream with your front teeth, have more than 4 vowels in your name, keep ketchup in your refrigerator, are under the age of 18, or are/were a participant in the wiki camp 2
we kin rather seriously! if you have two or more doubles on the list then you should probably ask to follow :/
