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The Netflix Instant Streaming Disc is an elusive little thing.
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Mar. 25 Thu. 2007
Netflix Instant Streaming Disc
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Ahh...The elusive Netflix Instant Streaming Disc. In contemporary folklore, this item is heralded for its ability to ward off Blockbusters and other uncanny monsters.

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It has a striking red color that can't be missed.

Aside from getting Super Smash Bros. Brawl banned at Blockbuster, it also lets you watch one free movie on Netflix.

This movie is chosen by whoever grabs the disc. If that happens to be your opponent, then...Well, let's just hope they pick something good.

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Ugh! My bitch wife wants to watch orange!
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Eh...Orange is pretty kino, I guess.
Sep. 10 Tue. 2007
Greet
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Greet is a cyberpunk food named after "green meat" and some guy shoves it in the hero's face and says "Hey, want some greet?" and it's meant to show us how food sucks in the Future.

Greet1.pngYuck! This smells awful!

Don't worry! You won't be eating greet on the battlefield anytime soon. Here in Brawl, greet has a different purpose.

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Greet can be thrown at opponents. It's slow and it can't go very far...but when it hits, it hits hard. Ouch.

Beware its odorous Stink—characters can take serious damage just by standing near greet! Greet that is left to spoil has an especially potent stench. So, don't keep it in your hands too long.

Oh, and by the way, there's an item in the game called a Netflix Instant Streaming Disc.

Greet0.pngThis is a Netflix Instant Streaming Disc.

Regardless of which mode you're playing, if you see one of these, be absolutely sure to grab it. If you want to know why, it's because they allow you to watch one free movie on Netflix every time you get one.

Oh, and by the way, there's an item in the game called a Gold Greet. About 1 in every 10,000 greet is born golden.

Greet4.pngThis is a Gold Greet.

Regardless of which mode you're playing, if you see one of these, be absolutely sure to grab it. If you want to know why, it's because Gold Greet can be sold for 2 gold.

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The Netflix Instant Streaming Disc is a baleful little thing. These wretched discs are considered bad omens for many.

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The Demon of Babylon disguises himself with the coat of the righteous.

When inserted into a PlayStation 3, the Netflix Instant Streaming Disc does nothing, for it has no movies or even games stored on it.

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