Why I LOVE James Pond!

Not to be confused with James Bond.

Hey guys. Heads up. There's going to be a lot of James Pond positivity here. I know how much you all hate that.

james pond? i don't know anyone going by that name, so im not sure what positivity i could share...

well... i guess ponds are kinda cool?

Who doesn't like kayaking in the nice open waters of James Pond?

i swam in a pool once, it was good

I HATE ponds!

me too fanny we should get rid of all ponds

also james bond while were at it. lets kill him

guys i think the name james pond might be a pun

not sure what it is tho

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