Alaska

Alaska is the largest state in the United States. It's cold. It's got the 10 highest mountains in the US, including Denali. Just sell it to Canada already.

Things to do in Alaska

1. Being cold
   • Being cold in Denali
     • Being jealous of the animals in Denali that have adapted to survive the cold, especially bears
       • Being jealous of a moose's huge antlers
         • Being jealous of Bowhead from MSM

Notable communities and places

Anchorage

Cold.

Fairbanks

Cold.

Juneau

Expensive and cold capital.

Kodiak

Cold and Pitbull performed a concert here. Plus, the most remote Walmart in the world.

Ketchikan

Could be cold?

Nome

Cold. The Iditarod Trail Sled Dog Race's final destination.

North Pole

Not the actual North Pole + Cold + Ratio

Seward

Still cold. Perhaps you could warm up on the Fourth by running the Mount Marathon Race?

Skagway

Cold, yet gold.

Tongass National Forest

Cold, but with northern goshawk.

Utqiagvik

Extremely fucking cold. Used to be known as Okintown.

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