Athelete
"SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRTSSSSSSSSSSSS YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" - Athelete while running a two hundred kilometer marathon.
| Augustus "Athelete" Abramsabbott | |
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| Species | Sportsgear Case Bag |
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Augustus "Professional Athelete" Abramsabbott is a male employee in The Normal Camp 2 and uses He/They pronouns, BITCH!
Appearance
Athelete's body is a simple muted red zipper bag used to contain sports gear, energy drinks, and other essentials to do your best out there in the BIG GAME. Inside are multiple pockets to store such things, and that's really it. We had to cut corners so we couldn't include other zipper pouches. That'll probably end up being completely insignificant and won't yield any negative consequences for the foreseeable future in the slightest maybe.
Personality
Athelete is well...an athlete, he's an incredibly determined and hardworking dude who always strives to be the best, with an extremely brash attitude when he's up next. When he's not playing any sports or consistently breaking his previous world records, hes putting his 139 IQ to good use as Division 17's Executive Data Analyst. He's far more mellow and relaxed when working, although that can sometimes be a detriment to what we do here. Like most of our employees, he hates losing, especially when it comes to sports.
Abilities
- Storing: Can open himself up and store things inside.
- Inhumane Physical Ability: As a result of his constant training in and out of professional competition, Athelete has extreme strength, endurance, speed, and critical thinking intelligence when it comes to the art of physical activity. Even when playing a new sport or learning a martial art, it doesn't take him more than a week to master it.
- Above-Average Intelligence: Although not as biologically superior as his other skills, Athelete is quite intelligent in his own right, being able to solve complex problems quickly and put his quick thinking to good use in a variety of methods.
Weaknesses
- Unhealthy Food: It has been questioned and considered that perhaps due to Atheletes extreme diet and physical regimen that he puts on his body every day, any food that could be considered "unhealthy" by a relatively experienced dietitian would instantly incapacitate or even severely injure his insides. Such theory has yet to be tested, despite significant scientific backing.