Boge

BOGEfinder recommends that you should always inspect Bogelets for any signs of intent to cause a little ruckus...

"I'm knee deep in water... I gotta get outta here!" - BOGE

Meet BOGE

Small, sassy, and full of life.

... SIZE: FUCKING MINISCULE ...

Come on down to Bakersfield, California and meet Boge, the small, gray, and mischievous cat with crossed eyes!

Boge was recently reported as stolen. Despite this, she is full of energy.

Boge is a microscopically small cat, standing only 3 inches tall and weighing around 60 pounds (98% Cute matter, 2% fur).

Their gray fur is soft and fluffy, and her crossed eyes only add to their quinky personality.

So, basically, this thing is insane.

Boge is always dressed to impress, with a big pink bow perched atop their head.

They use she/they pronouns and are confident and comfortable in their own skin.

Boge is up-to-date on all of their vaccinations but has tested positive for having a head like a little apple...

Creating a BOGE

As observed in our previous notes, a BOGE is not simply a "little gray kitty cat" -- it must be obtained from a ruse, heist, or other form of mischief, perhaps even a shenanigan, which are prone to ensue.

One must also note the wording. A BOGE is not a kitty cat, but it is indeed a little gray, a type of alien. By its nature, it cannot be conjured on this Earth, nor has it been found on most planets other than our own. It is up to the speculation of many researchers rn that are studying it.

Scientists have only recorded the existence of one singular BOGE, however, cloning efforts have been successful, resulting in the existence of a population of "Bogelets". Most resemble the color and fur patterns of the mother BOGE but fail to carry on her signature eyes or any of her duplicitous traits. Some designer cat owners seek out these offspring specifically to reduce the chance of mischief or shenanigans ensuing in the world.

Sightings

Only one recorded sighting of BOGE has surfaced on a platform visible to the public eye.

Chasing off a BOGE

BOGE Everywhere Function upon activation.

Oh... oh buddy...

That is NOT something you wanna do.

Introducing the new BOGE Everywhere Function.

4.6k retina display. 11.5mm wide.

A color gamut spanning the limits of space and time.

Two trillion bits of smilions.

Everything and more is included in the BOGE Everywhere function.

BOGE EVERYWHERE FUNCTION

The BOGE Everywhere Function is a protocol that activates upon the removal of a BOGE's prized bow. Upon activation, BOGE loses all senses of sight or her surroundings and enters a frenzy state where she can manipulate objects with her mind. You do NOT wanna mess with this.

The deactivation protocol is subject to further research, but can currently be enacted in case of emergency by placing a similar bow on top of BOGE's head, quelling her anger. However, this has the potential to change the physical attributes of BOGE if the bow placed upon her is not entirely similar to the one she prefers.

One should avoid activating the protocol whenever possible. A BOGE in a standard state is not to be feared unless you are susceptible to trickery...

Documented Changes

There has only been one incident as of current times that has resulted in the necessary replacement of the bow.

Although demonic in nature, she's really not scary.

Socal Laughter Duskky

Socal Laughter Duskky is a variation on BOGE that lept from a bow filled with the powers of darkness. Despite her scary appearance, she is really no harm to anyone. Their wings are much too small to lift even their tiny body off the ground. However, her desire for mischief does seem to increase in this form. It is rumored that they are worth at least $20k and come with a full fursuit, 6,000 pieces of digital artwork, a custom water bottle, and a plush toy.

A uniquely noted feature of this form is that there are multiple improvements to attitude, adjustment, and mood. She regains memories of a place they had lived once before, and smiles and laughs in joy at thoughts that enter her head, in contrast to her secluded and mysterious usual nature. This form has not been recorded to pass down any of these traits to clone offspring but yet is pursued by celebrities.