Clay

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Gumby and Pokey, who raised hell, are examples of clay.

Clay (called claw outside of New England and clawdad west of the Mississippi) is a staple of Wiki Camp cuisine. It is a chewy food that is pure grey when born, just like a block of cement. The most notable clay dish is bricks, a heavily processed delicacy. Clay reproduces asexually via sprouting from clay pits, specialized farms that provide the finest clay. Outside of food, clay is used in animation, like in Wallace and Gromit.

Unfortunately, the Gods of all clay in the world have decided not to make it anymore because they didn't like it. As a result, a total clay extinction event is expected to take place later this year. Luckily, the people are fighting back to restore this great creature's abundance.

Composition

Pure clay contains no silt or sand. Clay contains at most a minimal amount of silt or sand. A plurality of soils are clay. If more soils were to be clay, that would be a claymore.

Terracotta

Terracotta is exciting clay. It can be shaped into the form of an army of warriors, but this is generally regarded as a bad idea.

Play-Doh

Play-Doh is the substance that introduces youngsters to the wonderful world of clay. One can even make entire neighbourhoods out of Play-Doh.

Modeling clay

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Modeling clay is a type of cake that brings nostalgia to the consumer. Play-Doh can be considered a subspecies of modeling clay.