History

History, also called Da Big H, is a record of all of the things that have happened. History was coined by Henry Istorical (also called Da Big H) when he realized we should write events down so we stop forgetting them.

History

History has existed for all of history, often used by smart people to predict the future. Pete "Greet" Repeat once said "History is doomed to repeat itself" as a warning that he would come back as a food that sucks in the future. Most scholars agree, as they have noticed Saturday seems to occur every week, just as it has for at least the past few years.

Notable historians

• My Cousin Cory

Cory pointed out that my old CD player was actually Vintage due to it being from earlier in history, allowing me to make it 10 more dollars during our yard sale.

• My Buddy Greg

Greg taught me historical dates, such as the date on my carton of milk, which was before the day I wanted to drink it meaning it was expired. If it wasn't for him I would've have drank expired milk and gotten quite upset.