Noah Lore

Noah Lore is the chronicling of events that tell the overarching story between Noah and Evil Noah. Much like other competitor lores, it is separated between both challenge entry and regular pages.

Important Characters

Noah - A kid who's trying really hard to be a hero, but fails spectacularly at it due to his warped moral complex. Extremely powerful, but very uncreative when it comes to using his power effectively. Despises objectkind with a burning passion.

Evil Noah - An evil alter ego turned dark counterpart who was created when Noah accidentally swallowed a Negative Noahcule while eating some chips one day. Leading his army of evil Noahs from throughout the Multiverse, they caused destruction and mayhem to many different dimensions, with the end goal of turning every last being in existence into an evil Noah. Although he temporarily existed in Noah's body as the dominant personality, a back and forth struggle and intervention by a mysterious third party led to the separation between the two entities, now having their own bodies. He was swiftly defeated by his counterpart however, and is currently living out his exile from the wider Multiverse in Oklahoma. May have a chance to redeem himself.

Ian - An extremely powerful cosmic entity that predates almost everything in the known multiverse. As the embodiment and eternal abstract of chaos, she is tasked with getting rid of any issue or entity that poses a threat to the fabric of reality. In order to prepare for an unforeseen threat, xe have employed Noah to be their cosmic herald, tasking them with finding artifacts that Ian can absorb to grow more powerful.

Timeline of events

Un-quantifiably long ago

Reality was populated entirely by Voidlings. Suddenly though, a giant flash of light appeared, which created the First Multiverse.

Shortly after the period of an un-quantifiably long time ago

The Voidlings consider the newly created world to be unbearable, and retreat into the darkest corners of The Void. The only voidlings that don't retreat are the eight beings that would later form the Council. The Council is created after they manage to form items of immense power known as the Manuscript and Instrument.

573 Multiversal Cycles ago

The first organic life in all of the Multiversal Cycles was born. Alongside them, The Council creates the first Gradients, most notably The Divine Goddess. However, they are watched over and ruled by the Council.

The Council realizes that if they abuse the power of the Manuscript that the fabric of reality could be jeopardized. They create a being that would later form a part of the creature that would become Ian.

500 Multiversal Cycles ago

The universal constants and species known as the Objectoids are first believed to have come into existence around them. For some inexplicable reason, their species continues to reemerge throughout the Multiversal Cycles. The first object show is believed to have taken place around this period.

483 Multiversal Cycles ago

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470 Multiversal Cycles ago

The multiverse’s iteration of Earth forms.

Millions of years later, President Eagle and X Jerkwad became brothers ever since they were kids. After they grow up to become leaders of the two most powerful nations on the planet, the childhood rivalry between them eventually leads to the start of what will be known as the Global War.

Charlie Greebo enlists in the Global War under the Arkmerican Military under the leadership of Coronel Nukem. A rookie, he manages to learn and adapt to the environment that is unorganized silly warfare. He meets many colleagues and rivals such as Samantha Nitro, Jack Gunman, and Kian Killer. After confronting and defeating the generals and military commanders of Arkmerica’s enemies in the Global War, he comes face to face with the leader of the Jerkward Federation, Dr. X Jerkwad. A long-drawn out battle ensues, with Charlie emerging victorious.

Aliens from the planet Alien X receive visions of a catastrophic future in which beings in a higher plane of existence will fight each other, causing all of reality to collapse. As a result, they manipulate many alien species from space in order to destroy Earth, causing Global War 2. Charlie Greebo reenlists as a recognized war hero who saved Arkmerica, but Coronel Nukem assigns him a partner in the form of Francis Pell. Charlie initially can’t stand Pell, but they soon grow to see each other as best friends, and eventually gay lovers as they fight against the alien threat. Just as Pellie (Charile and Pell relationship name) are going to strike the killing blow on the last alien, they revealed that they were being manipulated by the true unseen threat: The Aliens. The world, finally united against a common foe, collectively goes into space to fight the Aliens. A long and hard battle ensues, but Pellie and the hundreds of quirky characters they met on the battlefield from this game and the previous one help them defeat the Aliens. As Pellie is about to strike the killing blow on the Alien King, they reveal that they were only attacking Earth in order to stop the true unforeseen threat: The Gradients. Because they stopped them from destroying Earth, the Gradient War would soon come to fruition. Pellie share a passionate moment, has all the people of Earth give their thanks, and gear up for the final battle to stop the Gradients. Unfortunately, their universe and everyone in it (including Pellie) are vaporized by a stray energy blast from unrelated space vampires.

The Gradients rebel against their creators because they are constantly forbidden from interacting with other forms of life. The Gradients win, although 80% of their species is wiped out. The Council goes into hiding after their defeat. The 470th Multiversal Cycle was also destroyed.

300 Multiversal Cycles ago

The Paravortex opens, and prematurely creates the 272nd Multiversal Cycle.

Later, dandruff from a Gradient known as The Dreadful Usurper would fall into the ensuing Big Bang, which creates the multiverse and gives birth to the Titans, which help expand reality.

The oldest and wisest objects in this Multiversal cycle would create the Whiteboard Dimension, a cluster of different universes that were populated primarily by objects.

The Titan known as Anor is contacted by Ian and is subtly manipulated into carrying out his plan to destroy the Titans, as he believes that their existence and objectives of helping all living creatures goes against the order of reality and the laws of natural evolution. Anor begins a plot to destroy her race through her creation of an alien race strong enough to defeat them. Anor discovers a pathetic backwater race known as the Zevezians, who are constantly facing extinction due to them being unable to defend themselves against their planet's natural predators. Anor helps the race evolve quickly over time into an incredibly advanced, intelligent, and powerful race of beings with armies that have populations in the trillions. The Zevezians quickly set their sights on conquering their native universe which they reside in, and grow to worship Anor as their goddess.

Elsewhere, a butterfly in another universe accidentally touched an orb that contained the fabric of all reality. As a result, his entire universe was erased and Ian used his cosmic power to sentence it to an eternity of guarding over the afterlife that beings in purgatory reside in.

Eventually as Anor hoped, her fellow Titans took notice of what was happening and imprisoned her, while they went off to fight the Zevezians. Although the Titans were far stronger, the Zevezians overwhelmed them through sheer numbers and killed all of the Titans, save for Anor who was imprisoned. Breaking free from her prismatic shackles, Anor took the remains of her race and isolated herself from the Multiverse. As Ian would cease telepathic contact with her, Anor came to regret her actions, considering now she had created beings that were far more dangerous than the Titans. Using the Titan remains, she would construct weapons of immense power and scatter them throughout the Multiverse, hoping heroes would find them and end the Zevezian threat. Instead of being defeated, the Zevezians would instead grow docile, as they found no-one who could give them a proper challenge as the lives of their militaristic race grew bored and stale. The Zevezians instead retreated back to their homeworlds now that they had no purpose, and isolated themselves from the universe. Instead of the Celestial Weapons that Anor created the Celestial Weapons to be used for good, they instead became weapons of mass destruction, killing millions throughout the Multiverse. Infuriated by the fact that her ideas only seemed to be twisted by people to cause destruction, Anor decided that the only fate that the Multiverse deserved was a slow painful death.

Although many societies, such as the Jadetopians and the Followers of The Ground God would rise up to worship Anor, many of the legends surrounding her would be twisted, and she would eventually become known as The Forger for her creation of the Celestial Weapons. Through harsh conflicts and struggles, only six celestial weapons would remain in the Multiverse.

Elsewhere, Builderman, along with three other Robloxians, help establish the kingdom of Robloxia in an alternate dimension. Using their power, they forcibly conscript beings and their worlds into their empire, and absorb their creative energy and turn them into Robloxians.

The history of the [Galaxy] would occur in another universe. Within this universe, a being from the planet Sheos known as Lingar would adopt two creatures, one being Little Dood, and the other being a Manflaki. Although Lingar spoiled the Manflaki rotten, Little Dood was left in the shadows.

A lost hero emerges from the future in order to kill Little Dood before they grow to become the monster they are in the present. However, they struggle to go through with it once they see that the circumstances of their birth have been the reason as to why they became who they are in the future. The hero is however temporarlly displaced by “Obama”, and sent back to the present before they could decide to kill him.

The spite and anger finally boiled over for Little Dood after years of neglect, and using their latent godlike abilities, retconned the entire Chaos Galaxy universe to instead be a popular trading card game within the Real World and Whiteboard Universe, created by Zach Michael.

Using his power, Little Dood would create the Doodiverse, and would create his first living creature Dark Dood, using him as a future scapegoat in order to escape any criticism that would be levied upon him in his future world. As the first and most powerful Dood, Little Dood created the species known as Doods to entertain him. Dark Dood, disgusted by the actions of their leader and god, builds himself up from his awful reputation and becomes a messiah figure. Dark Dood successfully convinces nearly 50% of the Doods to rebel against their creator. Little Dood effortlessly wipes them out, and makes an even more draconian and authoritarian society from the remaining Doods. Little Dood would then discover that there are other universes that exist, and would unknowingly channel the power of Ian to his consciousness into many different important figures across the 272nd Multiversal cycle. This would eventually become the multiverse-spanning Cult of Little Doods.

Prince Kregulus Squnador Xamoc Semmoxian Willign J.P. Jopperorpper Vorzrox Anmaindagi Yagogm Zevezium the IXX is born on Zevezior, and is trained to assume the royal Zevezian throne. Kregulus is trained in order to become in-tuned with his strength, intelligence, dexterity, and skill. They become a prodigy, quickly surpassing every other young Zevezian in the fighting academy. Eventually, King Xajurax, Kregulus’ father, tells his son that he will train for the next foreseeable years so that he may be sent in a pod to infiltrate and take over their version of Planet Earth. This is because the Zevezians decided that now is time to make their spectacular comeback, and resume their conquest in taking over the universe.

385 years later in this Multiverse’s version of the Real World, Akira Akagi is born to an American man and Japanese woman. Unfortunately, his mother died at a young age, while his father left him to see the world. Still managing to make a life for himself as a doctor, he still had a considerable amount of pent up loneliness and aggression, due to his childhood trauma and abandonment issues making him unable to make or keep friends.

The Forger would create the Doomsday Device, a machine that would be powered by the Six Celestial Weapons. Once the Celestial Weapons would be placed into the machine, the “Final Truth” would activate, eradicating everyone and everything in the Multiverse. Forger would realize that almost all of the Celestial Weapons were located within the Whiteboard Dimension, and would begin orchestrating a plan to get them back.

In 2007, an shapeshifting alien known as Al Nuigna would be contacted by The Forger and be convinced that it was his destiny to take over the Real World and collect all six Celestial Weapons.

In 2008, Al would arrive in the Real World and together with his alien pals, would kidnap the current President of the United States of America Barack Obama. He would assume his identity and use the military spending budget to create a dimensional portal that brought kaijus to the Real World. Obama would secretly unleash them over the planet, in order to draw out the Celestial Weapons and invoke them to choose a wielder to combat the threat.

Eventually, Akari Akagi found the Celestial Weapon known as the Cyan Scythe just as an army of giant kaijus were invading Japan. As he made contact with the weapon, he was imbued in cyan armor and became known as the Shogun, a mythical hero. He would spend years fighting the kaijus, eventually realizing that an alien had stolen Obama’s identity. As he rushed to the White House in order to kill the alien, Al used his shapeshifting abilities to make it seem like Shogun killed him (posing as Obama) to the entire world, proclaiming in his last breath that he had discovered that Akari was behind the Kaiju appearances, and revealed his identity to the entire world. With Akari unable to return home, and the entire world now deeming him an enemy, he spiraled into a deep mental spiral, becoming convinced everyone was out to get him. The United States government managed to capture him while he was on the run, and knowing he couldn’t kill him, used the advanced technology that “Obama” created to send Shogun to Planet Earth in the Whiteboard Dimension. This dimensional journey would take several years.

Elsewhere in an alternate universe version of Earth, a bratty and pampered young adult named Sherry “Sour” Vhonztz is living her best life as the middle child to the extremely wealthy Vhonztz family. Her overzealous supergenius younger brother, Jack “Sweet” Vhonztz, would grow tired of her sister, and use her as a guinea pig in an experiment to open a portal to other universes. Sweet would send Sour through the dimensional portal he created, and the ladder unknowingly ends up in the same version of Planet Earth Shogun was being sent to in the Whiteboard Dimension. Without any of her old life's comforts, Sour would be left to fend for herself for around 2 years.

In an alternate universe version of Earth without objectoids, and all women disappeared during the turn of the millennium, a cannibalistic murder-gang known as the Infinity Franchise is gaining traction in the post-apocalyptic wasteland Olathe. Whiteboard, a rather depressed and aimless object in another universe, is teleported to this world while competing in an object show. Before the host of said show could bring her back, it was canceled, and they decided it wasn’t worth the effort. Eventually, Whiteboard came into contact with the recruiter for the Infinity Franchise, known as Daniel Grind. Grind saw potential in her as a powerful addition to the pointless violence they perpetuated, and helped her be reborn as the Infinity Franchiser Whiteboard. IFW managed to become an incredibly valuable asset to the Franchise in their goal of spreading infinity, but she soon started to kill anyone who got on her nerves, and started targeting specific important people in Olathe so she could see how the world reacted to their absence. Daniel Grind soon became infuriated with IFW, as she was doing the exact thing the franchise vowed not to partake in: Violence with a meaning.

Grind officially revoked her status as a Jerseyhead, and channeled the power of the Principium Vitae in order to send her to the Whiteboard Dimension. Believing that this was simply a test by Daniel Grind, IFW was relatively unfazed by her new environment, continuing to slaughter whenever and however she pleased.

Prince Kregulus was finally deemed ready by the Zevezians to be sent to Earth, and has his brain surgically modified so that when he says the phrase “my REDACTEDs itch”, the Zevezians get the memo that he has successfully prepared Earth be ready for Zevezian invasion. As Kregulus is being sent through the pod, the shoddy craftsmanship leads to it malfunctioning and him crash-landing on Earth into a village. Kregulus overpowers all the magical heroes that reside there, in particular Mente and Stardo the Starboy, the ladder of which would become a fierce enemy of Kregulus for years to come. The local witch within the village sees what is going on and curses Kregulus with a spell that significantly depowers him, and genetically alters his DNA so that he resembles an Algebralien. The spell also manages to remove all of Kregulus’ memories, including his name. Stardo sees the now depowered and nameless Kregulus, and before he can strike, the nameless Zevezian disappears into the forest nearby, with Stardo swearing revenge.

The amnesiac Zevezian becomes a well-known hermit, quickly adopting an incredibly annoying persona which makes them loathed by the beings of Earth. The nameless Zevezian still doesn’t remember their name, so they adopt a new one, “Corj”, after the name of a candy wrapper they saw on the floor. Stardo the Starboy finally catches up to Corj, and tries to make him answer for his crimes. Although Corj was once the feared Kregulus, he is no match for Stardo’s Star Sword in his new form. Improvising, Corj uses a rapier he found on the ground and relies on his muscle memory in his time as Kregulus to defeat Stardo, who is also inexperienced with using his Star Sword.

Corj later meets up with many heroes who’s names have been lost to time, and goes on many adventures with them. In one particular adventure, Corj is attacked by an electrical wizard who reawakens dormant memories within them, sending him into a frenzy where they attack their friends with red energy blasts. One of Corj’s friends manage to siphon the energy from within him, turning him docile once more. The sudden blast of memories in Corj begin to fade away once again, with only a small fragment of who he used to be remaining: He was once called “Kregulus”. Corj later adopts “Kregulus' ' as a surname, hoping that he can get answers out of whoever calls him it again.

Corj would later have many spectacular adventures with his friends, such as defeating an armada of alien pirates and acquiring a stupidly large amount of wealth that he used to purchase an incredibly large mansion.

Several adventures would go by until Corj would meet Akira Akagi, now only known as the “Shogun”. Although the wormhole that was bringing him to the Whiteboard Dimension took several years to arrive, the extremely long amount of isolation nearly drove Shogun mad. He began to kill and assault many magical and supernatural beings with his immensely powerful scythe. Corj and the lost heroes would attempt to fight Shogun to no-avail, only managing to annoy him by instead calling him “Shotgun”.

Shogun decided to calm himself slightly so that he would cease being pestered. Soon however, a giant snake would arrive and swallow many of Corj’s friends whole. Wanting to save them, Corj would convince Shogun to slice the beast in half so that its mouth would open. Although he had to be convinced to save the people that had been nothing but an annoyance to him, Shogun eventually gave in and decided to cut the snake open, killing it and saving Corj’s friends.

This victory was short- lived however, as Shogun decided he had enough of the Whiteboard Dimension and wanted to return to the real world. Just as he was about to kill Corj and his friends, he was quickly subdued and killed by “Obama (Al posing as the president of the United States). As Shogun was left for dead, one of Corj’s friends held onto his Cyan Scythe. The mystical properties imbued within the power of the scythe allowed Shogun to persist as a ghost in the mortal plane, with his scythe being the key to reclaiming his mortality.

Corj, saddened by the events that transpired, built a grave to house Shogun’s corpse. As his ghost took notice, Shogun was overwhelmed with guilt. He apologized to Corj, although he quickly realized that they were an insensitive jerk. Despite this, the two formed a close bond and would become best friends.

Shogun would quickly become a member of the lost heroes, alongside Corj. They went on many adventures together.

Anor would convince “Obama” (Al) to appear within the universe that Robloxia is located in, and ask Builderman to retrieve the Celestial Weapons from the Whiteboard Dimension. If he succeeds, Builderman will have the Whiteboard Dimension to himself. Corj and his friends fight against the interdimensional invading forces of Builderman, the admins, and his army of Noobs. After defeating him, Corj came into possession of Builderman’s hammer. Becoming consumed by the endless creative possibilities, Corj created an army of subservient clones, most notable Three-prong Corj (Who will be referred to as TP Corj from here on out).

Although he had an army that he could very well take over the Whiteboard Dimension with, Corj instead decided to construct a personal city in which he and his clones could live in and goof off. Abandoning Shogun, the hammer convinced him that he alone needed to rule amongst the clones.

As the rest of the lost heroes were busy on their own adventures, Shogun had no-one that could help him save Corj from themselves. However, hope arrived in the form of IFW, who ran into Shogun and found that she could not kill him as he was a ghost. Shogun, promising to reveal a location to IFW where could partake in all the gratuitous violence she wanted, decided to help Shogun infiltrate Corjtopolis. Two other lost heroes, done with their respective adventures at the moment, decided to help Shogun and IFW along the way, too. In a hard-fought struggle, they managed to destroy the Builderman hammer, and restored Corj to normal. Corj made their final decision as leader to turn Corjtopolis into a constitutional democracy. Unfortunately, Shogun had to reveal to IFW that he was lying so she would help him save his friend. Swearing revenge, IFW disappeared into the night.

Elsewhere, the powerful Bloodworm realizes that their title of longest creature in existence has been usurped by an entity whose name has been lost to time. In the future, they will engage in several competitions to decide who is the longest against this creature.

With direct orders from The Forger herself, Al (Posing as Obama) appears to Little Dood in the Doodiverse and proposes a deal: If he manages to retrieve the Cyan Scythe from the Whiteboard Dimension, they will ensure that the dimension will be his to control. Little Dood accepts this offer and is teleported to the Whiteboard Dimension, where they enlist several of Corj’s friends to be a part of the Cult of Little Doods, with even him and Shogun eventually submitting to their control. IFW makes her grand return and tries to kill Corj for making her “waste her time saving them”. CultofDood!Corj, armed with a Ty-Ty Virus sword, easily managed to defeat and kill her first, and does so again when she returns once more. One of the lost heroes manages to convince Corj to stop being a member of the Cult of Dood, and reminds him of who they are. Another one of the lost heroes manages to retrieve the Red Hammer, another Celestial Weapon, which he uses to dispel the Dood Energy from within Shogun (who has become a giant mutated ghost-guard dog for the Cult of Dood). It is revealed that “Obama” (Al) gave the lost hero the Red Hammer as he can see that the situation regarding Little Dood has spiraled out of control. As Corj and Shogun are forced to recover from their wounds they received from the battles they faced while in the Cult of Dood, one of the lost heroes goes to confront Little Dood and defeat him. Eventually, the lost hero would realize that Little Dood is far too powerful to fight directly, and instead uses a time-machine to go back in time and kill Little Dood. However, “Obama” decides that they have had enough of this, and prematurely ends the climax of the fight by killing Little Dood instantly in the present.

After IFW returns to wreak havoc, they are quickly killed a third time by a destructive objectoid entity. As their soul attempts to pass into the afterlife, Shogun and Corj intervene and put her back inside her physical body, deeming that she doesn’t deserve the sweet release of death for all the destruction she caused. Although she initially can’t bring herself to stand the two, she quickly becomes an incredibly close friend to them, forming a trio between Corj, Shogun, and IFW.

Several weeks after the entire Little Dood debacle, several of the lost heroes uncover a secret society within a gigantic temple in the high mountains. The temple's guardian and keeper, Lydia, subtly urges the heroes to leave, but not before the Great Ground God emerges from the Temple. He is quickly subdued by an unrelated demon nearby, but his presence helps the lost heroes uncover a map which has the locations of each of the known Celestial Weapons. Lydia and the Ground God remain mutual allies for the lost heroes, fearing that they may incur their wrath.

The Forger, growing tired of constantly losing to Corj and the lost heroes, would eventually enlist the help of Daniel Grind, [Chairman of the Cogs], and [English] to form the Suits, an organization dedicated to finding the Celestial Weapons. They successfully manage to take over their respective universes thanks to each other’s help, save for the Real World.

Shogun, finally having enough of the lost heroes not respecting him, decides that he no longer needs his scythe anymore and finds a convenient portal back to the Real World. The lost hero that annoyed him the most quickly pursues him, and tracks him down to his home country of Japan. As the properties of the Real World begin to transform Shogun and the lost hero into humans, Shogun declares that he will never go back to the Whiteboard Dimension ever again. He gets the Japanese authorities to arrest the lost hero, although In jail he becomes a martyr for Anarchist movements and a reform to the prison system. Shogun (Once again now Akira Akagi), still not understanding why everyone isn’t attacking him due to the lies that “Obama” (Al) spread about him, quickly learns from the news that the real Obama has escaped his kidnapping while Al was busy in the Whiteboard Dimension, and cleared Akira’s name. There has also been a widespread coverup by the United Nations in order to gaslight the entire world into believing the Shogun and the kaiju attacks never actually happened. The lost hero, now finally free from police custody, is released.

After taking over Earth-C and Toontown, the Suits decide to finally invade the Whiteboard Dimension, and easily defeat the resisting attackers. The Suits even manage to force Lydia to become their reluctant servant, and destroy the body of the Ground God, with only his talking head remaining. Daniel Grind confronts IFW directly, and extracts all the Franchiser energy out of her system. As the lost heroes and Corj are imprisoned, IFW is depowered, and Shogun and the last remaining hero are stuck in the Real World, it seems there is no hope for the world, as the Suits collect the remaining Celestial Weapons one by one.

The ray of hope for the world would come in the form of Mente, the cowardly friend of Stardo the Starboy. Although he regularly went on adventures with Stardo’s friends, he found himself the only non-imprisoned member, as Stardo and the rest of the group were captured during the Suits’ takeover.

Mente went on a quest to free Corj, as his psychic powers led him to believing that they could be the key to saving the world. Although they went on a wild-goose chase trying to find them, their search would lead them to TP Corj, a clone of him and a resident of Corjtopolis. Realizing their old leader and creator was in trouble, TP Corj vowed to help Mente anyway they could in saving the planet. TP Corj and Mente formed the Resistance, dedicated to helping free the world of the Suit’s control. Using a boat, they traveled to the wooden prison island that held Corj, alongside many other residents of the Whiteboard Dimension. As they made their grand prison break, they accidentally allerted the guards of the prison, the Robloxian Noobs who were the last remnants of Builderman’s army several months prior. As they rescued Corj, they had to evade the ships of the Noobs via boat-chase. Although the Noobs were defeated, and they managed to make it to dry land with Corj in toe, the Resistance were stumped on what to do next.

Luckily, IFW (now Whiteboard) was nearby, along with two other lost heroes that evaded capture. Corj was happy to see his friend, but annoyed to see the two particular lost heroes, as they were the ones that particularly annoyed him the most. As the Resistance grew into six members, they decided that the best course of action would be to track down the Ground God, as several months prior, he was protecting the map that showcased where the Celestial Weapons were located. They managed to locate the hiding head of the Ground God in a barrel within a dystopian city of the Suits’ creation. The Ground God told them that only Lydia can help them now, and his days as a god were over. He also told the Resistance that Lydia was in the dimension known as Toontown, serving as the servant to the C.E.O of Cogs. Mente, who is revealed to have some sort of history with Lydia, begs the Ground God to save them with his desperate pleading. Eventually, the Ground God agrees to use the last of his energy to create a one-way portal to and back from Toontown, telling the Resistance to save her at all costs and that the portal will only be open for 24 hours. As they enter the Toontown portal, they find that it is now a corporate dystopia thanks to Chairman getting assistance from the other members of the Suits. Thanks to the help of the Toontown Resistance, they sneak past and raid the Bossbot HQ. The two groups together fight their way through the penthouse, and manage to get to the room in which the CEO is located. As Lydia serves the Chairman a glass of water, it is revealed that Mente is her boyfriend, shocking everybody. Even as they fight, the CEO proves to be too much for the Resistance to handle. As the CEO is about to strike the killing blow to Corj, he begins to feel incredibly ill, as Lydia reveals that she had been planning her escape from Toontown for a long while, and that she had poisoned the CEOs water. As the CEO grows weaker, Lydia breaks free from her containment bands and gives words of encouragement to Mente, telling him that she loves him as they share a passionate kiss. This empowers the both of them to defeat the CEO, and send him crashing down from the top of the HQ to the floor below, defeating him. As the Resistance celebrates their victory, they realize that the portal out of Toontown will soon close. The Resistance offers the Toon Resistance to come with them, but they decline, saying that they want to stay and fight for their world. The group's bid each other farewell as the Resistance makes a hasty run back to the portal.

Meanwhile, Akira (Shogun) begins to feel guilty about leaving Corj and IFW in the Whiteboard Dimension while he lives lavishly as a respectable doctor back home. His guilt eventually spirals into night-terrors that give him many restless nights. Akira later finds the now homeless lost hero on the street, he offers to show him the ropes on how to become a surgeon. Unbeknownst to him, the lost hero is a natural at the job even without training, and his fame quickly overshadows Akira. Seeing that Akira is now once again depressed, the lost hero goes to comfort him, but it works to no-avail. Akira reveals his backstory to the lost hero, which inspires him to help Akira see that he, in a way, has inspired Corj and IFW to grow and become better people, and that they still need him. The lost hero realizes that they still have the Cyan Scythe, and is ready to give it back to Akira. However, the man declines, saying that he must train before he is truly ready to obtain the Celestial Weapon once more.

Meanwhile, Lydia tells the Resistance the story of the Forger, how she came into being, and her goal of wiping out existence by distorting all of her ideas. They decide that in order to prevent the Final Truth from happening, they must go to the location of the Jade City, where the final Celestial Weapon is located. No one has been able to uncover it, as the Jade people are secretive about what it looks like due to it being an object of spiritual importance to them. Corj, Mente, and another lost hero that joined their cause on the way see the sights of the Jade City, including its many tourist destinations, amusement parks, resorts, and state-of-the-art virtual reality systems.

Through a series of events, Corj acquires a smoking hot jade girlfriend babe and they manage to make it into the castle of the Royal Jade Family, rulers of the city. Despite their pleas, the family conveniently dances around the issue that the Suits are bringing to the Whiteboard Dimension. Thanks to the Jade Prince betraying their family, they reveal to the Resistance that Lord English has been cooperating with the Jade Family and their government to divert the attention of the Resistance, and that they will be relinquishing the Celestial Weapon to the cherub during a ceremony soon. In a race against time, Mente and the lost hero convince the Jade people to rebel against their government, causing a much needed distraction that diverts the attention of the Jade Family away from the ceremony. Corj and his new girlfriend crash the ceremony to stop Lord English and the Jade King. The two attempt to fight Lord English, but are unsuccessful because he’s Lord English. After Corj’s jade girlfriend takes a killing blow that was meant for him, Corj holds her in their arms. However, the girlfriend’s voice begins to malfunction and it is revealed that she was being piloted by Whiteboard, who was spying on the group sent to infiltrate the Jade City so they don’t get up to too much trouble. As Corj sobs in the background, Whiteboard begins vapidly insulting Lord English for being a bad homestuck villain, to the point where the cherub begins to sob and runs away, emotionally defeated. With his main source of protection gone, and the lost hero and Mente back from the rebellion, the Resistance (minus Corj, who was still crying) defeats the Jade King. Corj, done from his sobbing, makes the Jade Princes realize that he is technically king of the Jade Kingdom, and that he should use his authority before he is overthrown to give the Celestial Weapon to them. The Jade Prince however betrays them, and reveals that he wanted to get English and his family out of the way so that he could take the throne himself. However, he is quickly torn to shreds by the rebellion who storm the ceremony. The Resistance takes the Celestial Weapon (revealed to be a spellbook) from the ceremonial pedestal and quickly exits the now collapsing Jade City. On the way back home, Corj asks Whiteboard why they posed as a smoking hot jade babe girlfriend, and Whiteboard replies by stating that ever since they lost their powers, they haven’t felt useful to anyone, and wanted to keep eyes on Corj and the Resistance members to feel as if she was contributing. Corj prefaces this by stating that she actively hurt people as a franchiser, and that her depowering is a chance for a fresh start for her. Whiteboard begins to feel less confident about her predicament.

As they return back to the Resistance base however, it is revealed that Lydia and the other lost heroes have been captured. While the Jade City scuffle was occurring, the Suits rounded up the heroes not in the city, and used Lydia to locate the now-deceased head of the Ground God. Since Lord English left the group because his feelings were hurt by Whiteboard, the Suits had to track down Ground God’s head since it was the only way they could get back to the Real World. Corj and the rest of the Resistance are captured and the Suits force them to watch as they decimate Earth and kill Shogun for the Cyan Scythe.

Meanwhile in the Real World, the lost hero and Akira deem their training to be complete, and the ladder reunites with their scythe after having been separated from it for months. However, the Suits and their armies invade shortly after, with the goal of killing Shogun. Although the battle between the Suits and the two fighters is hard fought, they are brutally beaten and bruised by the sheer power of their enemies. Even after they free the Resistance members to help them(and Shogun has a tearful reunion with Corj and Whiteboard), it still isn’t nearly enough. Lydia realizes that the Ground God has been revived and revitalized thanks to the Suits, and knows that he can help her get back to the Whiteboard Dimension to free the lost heroes and their allies. With most of the Suit’s forces in the Real World, freeing everyone was incredibly easy for Lydia. The ally of one of the lost heroes used their powers to restore Ground God’s body, and he used his revitalized energy to tear open a giant portal to the Real World.

Meanwhile, in the Real World, the Resistance were badly beaten and nearing death, and Shogun was about to lose his scythe forever. To make things worse, Lord English had returned after he had gotten therapy for his emotional outbursts. Just as all hope seemed futile, Lydia, the lost heroes, and all the allies they made throughout their adventures came to help them defeat the Suits. The tides of the war quickly turned in the favor of the Resistance, and Shogun soon came face-to-face with “Obama” (Al), the leader of the Suits. Shogun would fight hard against him, with “Obama’s” shape shifting abilities being revealed, as the world saw that the alien that impersonated the president was known as Al Nuigna. As they were in a much more weakened state, Al Nuigna couldn’t possibly fight back, as they were easily defeated by Shogun. Anor had once again failed to defeat the lost heroes.

As all the heroes and their allies returned home, Mente and Lydia decided to remain in the Real World in order to start a new life together. Whiteboard had managed to kill Daniel Grind in the final war, and because he was channeling all the energy of the Principium Vitae, the Infinity Franchise ceased to be in Olathe. Now realizing that she didn’t need Grind to be special, she changes her name to Murderous Whiteboard. As the color is restored to her body, she remains a mix of her original and new personality. TW Corj parts ways, gaining an appreciation for the sights of the world and vowing to become an explorer. Corj and Shogun gather up all the Celestial Weapons from Al’s corpse in order to hopefully confront The Forger.

A year passes by, with the dynamic duo still searching for the portal that leads to the Forger. As Corj and Shogun find an oasis with an empty portal-frame, they realize that this is the location they’ve been looking for. Using the power of all the Celestial Weapons, they confront The Forger face to face. Instead of fighting however, the Forger instead congratulates the two. Their successes against her plans, even in the face of all odds, led to her giving up on wanting to activate the Final Truth. She reveals the machine that would’ve activated it to Corj and Shogun, and destroys it in front of the two of them. She then forcibly takes the remaining Celestial Weapons, and uses her Titan powers to multiply them and then melt all the multiplied weapons down into new ore to be used to construct new Celestial weapons. Forger says that she now wants to resume her original goal of helping the Multiverse, and decides to resume creating new weapons. She even decides to upgrade Shogun’s original scythe, both the weapon and the armor’s designs and exponentially increasing his power. Before leaving the Forger’s pocket dimension for good, the Forger tells Corj of the backstory for his species. However, the Forger cannot reveal Corj’s individual past, as she stopped keeping tabs on the Zevezians after they fulfilled her original goal of wiping out the Titans. They both leave, satisfied that they have no more loose ends to tie up.

Elsewhere, a corporate, soulless robot named Mr. Good decides to take advantage of Whiteboard Dimension still recovering from the Suits’ damage in order to create Goodcorp, an office and robotics company dedicated to convincing the lives of its clients. This however, is a front for their true goal: To pamper all inorganic life to death, so that they may rise up and take over the Whiteboard Dimension.

Corj and Shogun resume their adventures with the lost heroes, including their encountering and eventual defeating of a demonic race known as the Archfiends, encountering warped, eldritch versions of the Battle For Dream Island contestants, restoring the light to their world after somebody flicks the Multiversal Lightswitch off, and helping the Bloodworm overcome his guilt about not being the longest being anymore.

One day, as a present, The Forger decides to deliver the Heart Lance, a newly created Celestial Weapon, to the doorstep of Murderous Whiteboard. Unfortunately, the super-old delivery man has a heart attack, and the package containing the lance accidentally falls into a green portal created by two lost heroes in the middle of a self-contained adventure. The portal-radiation mutates the lance, and the Titan-energy within it gives the lance life. The newly-formed being inside the lance crawls out of the Celestial Weapon, and grows into a hulking chaotic mess of a being. As it grows smarter and stronger, the nameless being grows to become disgusted with the beings of the Multiverse, thinking they’re doing nothing but wasting their lives. The beast confronts the two lost heroes that incidentally created them, but they defeat it before it can cause any harm. The creature scurries away, swearing to become more powerful.

Corj accidentally dies by slipping on a banana peel one day, and is teleported to Purgatory due to his actions as both a hero, an asshole, and a cog in the imperialist machine. Realizing his friend has died, Shogun travels to Purgatory in order to get them back. After encountering a slew of familiar faces, he comes face to face with Veron, the butterfly creature who has evolved into the manager of Purgatory and its souls. Veron states that they have studied the ways of a mysterious unexplainable presence that gave him sapience (revealed to be Ian later, as his disciples in a later Multiversal cycle were instructed to send transcripts to channel his power), and came to realise that Ian has no control over their destiny, and that they no longer want to control purgatory

Elsewhere in another timeline, Another version of Corj is attempts to escape an apocalyptic scenario by using a device previously established in another story arc known as the Alternate Reality Machine (or A.R.M.). The A.R.M teleports the Alternate Corj into the primary timeline, in which

A being known as Ion perpetuates a paradox in which replicas of many concepts, ideas, and universes from the 573rd Multiversal Cycle are suddenly present within this iteration. This paradox creates the Paravortex, which is what made the 272nd Multiversal cycle extremely similar to the current one. Ian realizes that Ion is messing with reality by using Zevezium in order to channel the chaos god's power. As a result, he imbues Ion's arch nemesis and Zevezian-turned-Algebralien, Kregulus Corj, with cosmic power in order to defeat them.

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247 Multiversal Cycles ago

The Divine Goddess becomes the first being throughout the Multiversal Cycles to know of Ian's existence since the Council. Realizing that She is far more powerful than him, they instead engage in a nice game of Mahjong, another universal constant. As they discuss a multitude of topics, Ian suddenly introduces her to the species known as Objectoids and explains their affinity with competing in game shows. The Divine Goddess, awestruck with the knowledge that there are easily controllable beings that can endlessly entertain her, She vows to one day create an object show/camp. This idea would eventually become the reason for her wanting to replace the late Supreme Empress, and eventually host The Wiki Camp 2 several cycles later.

5 Multiversal Cycles ago

A [[1]] from a neighboring reality next to the Multiverse is suddenly warped away into ours by Ian. Its protectors, The Super Hero Squad are tasked with carrying out the chaos god's eternal justice.

1 Multiversal Cycle ago

The 572nd Multiverse reaches heat death, and one-billion years go by until another one is created.

Current Cycle

May 8th, 2008

The Deviant Corps are established, dedicated to fighting for the rights of Original Characters everywhere. Prominent members include Jason third mario brother and Blood edge the fabric detergent.

February 11th, 2011

The Super Hero Squad would fight this Multiverse’s version of Thanos, who had collected the six Infinity Gems and was going to use them to wipe out half of all life in existence. Although the Squaddies would defeat him and his Infinity Gauntlet would be lost inside a sewer system, they only managed to retrieve 6 out of 5 of the Infinity Gems. They instead let the Soul Gem be whisked away by Ian, and with the help of his future self, Ian would use the power of the Time Gem from the future to imbue the Soul Gem into the body of Corj in the 272nd Multiversal iteration. This was done in order to perpetuate a paradox that would allow for Ian to remember the words that Corj told him about not deciding destiny, since they held very true to his heart about not interfering in events that aren't his business.

May 8th, 2010

Ian communicates with the leader of the Deviant Corps, Sunstar Lighter Girl, telepathically. He tells her that she must execute Jason third mario brother as he is an anomalous entity and cannot continue existing, lest his existence destroys the Multiverse. She tells Blood edge to carry out the execution. Blood edge, however, cannot bring himself to do it because Jason is his best friend. A fight ensures between Sunstar and Blood edge for their conflicting viewpoints. Sunstar manages to incapacitate Blood edge, and puts him in a cryostasis space pod. The pod is fired out into the wider multiverse, with a target of a random location on Planet Earth in the Universe of #B23C44. Sunstar later exiles Jason third mario brother from the Deviant Corps, and has the histories of both Blood edge and jeson scrubbed from the records of the Deviant Corps.

??? ???, 2011

The Noah of an unknown reality goes on many adventures with his friends, gaining a multitude of powers along the way, encountering many friends, and facing off against many adversaries. He would later be known as the first Noah in the Multiverse who obtained supernatural abilities.

September 12, 2012

The Noah of #B23C44 becomes the second Noah in the Multiverse to obtain supernatural abilites.

July 29th, 2014

Noah (#B23C44) successfully taps into the ability to travel between universes. He meets, and later squares off against the Noah from an unknown reality. Noah (#23C44) barely overpowers and kills him, and siphons his powers. This event would later be known as the moment that led to Noah (#B23C44) becoming so powerful.

November 12th, 2014

Interdimensional buyers and traders throughout the Multiverse realize that the Noahcule is an extremely valuable commodity, and an illegal trade where Noahs are harvested and crushed into fresh Noahcules is created.

January 2nd, 2016

Noahcule harvesting has become such a giant problem that the Noahs in the Multiverse decided to create a hubworld on Universe #B23C44 in order to stay together and avoid being hunted. This safespace would eventually form into Noahland.

January 3rd, 2016

The Noah of #B23C44 decides that now would be a good time to start his moral crusade for justice.

October 10th, 2022

Noah mysteriously manifests himself into the Wiki Camp 2 Grounds, passing the security systems and bewildering TDG and the competitors alike.

October 13th, 2022

Noah becomes encased in a jar of chocolate pudding. The competitors attempt to help him, but to no avail. He later escapes, fortunately. Shortly after his escape, it is revealed that Noah has an affinity for punishing evil. However, his idea of crime-fighting is extremely concerning. The competitors who know of his existence distance themselves from him for their own safety.

November 22nd, 2022

After accusing the ghostly apparition of Mark Genuine for crimes against humanity, Noah begins a long-time feud between the undead criminal.

November 27th, 2022

After several days of him getting up to superfluous mischief, Noah accidentally swallows a Negative Noahcule while eating a bag of chips one day, turning him into Evil Noah.

December 27th, 2022

Evil Noah is given a proposition to join any Wiki Camp 2 team as an honorary member. He weighs his options and his evil needs, and decides to legally join the team of Epic Evil in Good Noah’s name, creating complications for the future.

December 28th, 2022

Evil Noah gathers an army of his alternate universe counterparts and various clones in order to invade The Wiki Camp 2. They are easily repelled by TDG and as a result are not allowed to invade anything in the Camp Grounds.

December 29th, 2022

Noah becomes notable enough to be registered into the official Wiki Camp 2 Database. However, they do not realize that they inform Evil Noah of this news. Evil Noah becomes so infuriated by the fact that his "inferior" got a page before him, that he vows to make the entire Multiverse know his name.

December 31th, 2022

Evil Noah is pulled into the deepest receipts of his mind by Good Noah, who has reawakened as an apparition within his body. Seeking revenge for all the Noahs hes evilized and killed, and wanting to take control of his body once more, Noah battles Evil Noah in the depths of his consciousness. Despite a valiant effort, he is defeated and Evil Noah banishes him inside his mind once again.

January 2nd, 2023

After Evil Noah gathers a substantial amount of alternate counterparts and clones from the Multiverse, he decides to choose from the best of them in order to form The Legion of Evil Noahs. Notable members of the legion included Girl Noah and Norpah.

??? ???, 2023

Evil Noah fights the Player and Super Mario in Super The Wiki Camp 2. Although he is defeated, this event makes him notable enough to be registered in the official Wiki Camp 2 Database.

January 11th, 2023

A mysterious overwhelming presence seems to communicate with one of the Noahs. They warn him of "dark days ahead" and that he should warn Evil Noah before it's too late. This Noah is instead bewildered and tries looking into the mystery of the entity that tried communicating with him, becoming Investigator Noah.

??? ???, 2023

The mysterious presence attempts to warn Evil Noah of their reckless overuse of Negative Noahcules. They say that if Evil Noah continues to keep creating more versions of him, the fabric of reality will shatter. Evil Noah does not listen, and continues to expand his empire.

January 16th, 2023

Noahland government officials learn of Davidland's excessive Noahcule usage. Disgusted by their actions, they declare war. This starts the The DavidNoah War of 20XX.

January 20th, 2023

The Noahland Army suffers multiple casualties, and is close to losing the war.

January 22th, 2023

Evil Noah and his Legion decide to overthrow the Noahland government. Under his leadership, Noahland ruthlessly pillages and overwhelms the forces of Davidland.

January 29th, 2023

Just as Noahland is going to win the war, the overwhelming presence once again appears inside Evil Noah's head. They state that they have wasted their chance that redemption, and now all Noahs in the Multiverse will suffer for what he has done. The Noah Purge begins.

??? ???, 2023

99.98% of all Noahs in the Multiverse have their existence erased across infinity.

February 1st

The hideout of the Legion of Evil Noahs is attacked by the Super Hero Squad. Evil Noah is hopelessly overwhelmed, and his entire group is massacred while he is left for dead.

February 2nd

Evil Noah is teleport-ed to Ian's Domain, just as Noah's dormant consciousness is separated from his body. Evil Noah and Good Noah now exist as two separate entities in their own bodies. Revelation happens.

March 30th

blood edge the fabric detergent crash lands in Universe #B23C44. He quickly becomes the most loathsome creature (excluding the dreaded seals) to walk the Camp Grounds.

Trivia

• Everything that happened in the 272nd Multiversal Cycle is utterly irrelevant to Noah Lore. It just helps expand the mythos of Ian and how far his influence on events can spread.
  • The entire 272nd Multiverse Saga is a revamped retelling of a collection of Whiteboardfox roleplays I did on the Battle For Dream Island Wiki.