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Sir Feet is a contestant in The Wiki Camp 2. They were submitted by user Scythie#2515 on Discord. He doesn't like ginger ale.

Sir Feet, shortly before apprehension

Appearance

Police sketch of Sir Feet

Sir Feet, on the outside, appears to don a full suit of heavy European plate armor with chain mail underneath. The defining characteristic of Sir Feet's appearance are their unusually large sabatons, hence their name. It's unknown whether or not their feet actually fit the armor. Their origin is completely unknown, as with what lies beneath the armor. Despite the title "Sir", Sir Feet's gender is completely unknown, as they refuse to elaborate, though they seem to accept He/They. It is also unknown if Sir Feet's armor is occupied by a human in general, something else, or if it is completely empty; some believe Sir Feet is, in fact, the suit of armor itself.

Sir Feet's armor is exceptionally heavy, weighing at 250 total pounds; a large part of this weight coming from the feet, which cause the ground to quake whenever Sir Feet approaches. Despite this tremendous weight, it does not appear to cause trouble to Sir Feet in mobility and comfort, although they do still seem to move slowly.

Sir Feet possesses a longsword, referred to as "Excallusber", which they carry at all times.

Biography

He stepped on a burger one time and got really sad. He proceeded to murder the entire nation of Belarus.

Coverage

Challenge One

For the first challenge, Sir Feet created his own page. His stupidly large gauntlets made it impossible to type the source for the article, so he had to force The Computer and Perry Llelogram to ghostwrite it.

Challenge Two

For the second challenge, Sir Feet gathered with his comrades Perry Llelogram, The Computer, Terra, and Twimble to found the legendary Mario Party along with 99,995 other enthusiastic revolutionaries. However, the Computer accidentally detonated a nuclear warhead at the founding convention, killing all but the 5 original founders. He currently serves as ⚠️.