Ucket
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The ucket is an ucky item favored by seals. The ideal ucket is a vivid orange, which is, according to color theory, the opposite of blue, the color of dreaded pipis. However, other variants of ucket do exist.
A collection of uckets is an ucket list. Tilt that to the side and you get an ucket list skewed.
The Ucketeer
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