Which way, Westerner?
Pacifist ending
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Hell no.
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Make peace with God? Not in a million years.
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Yeah, like you'd be able to make peace with anyone.
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Oh ho ho ho!
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... Where did you two come from?
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Either you died and got sent to the wrong place, or...
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Hm, wrong place you say?
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Don't think too much about it, Waldorf. He's probably talking about himself!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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No, we just came here because we could.
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Yeah, but now I want to go back.
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You've said it!
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Sigh... why's that?
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But we guess we held our expectations too high, look what's been brought to the table!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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(You know what, maybe making peace with God isn't so bad.)
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(Maybe I'd be able to strike up a deal with him...)
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Hey God, I'm sorry for making you so irritated and whatever.
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Hm..? Well, I'm actually quite forgiving so you're lucky.
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Well... That was easy.
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Also... could you do me one favor?
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Ho ho ho! Of course!
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Not.
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(...)
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(...)
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(...Whatever. I've gotten bored of trying to kill God already...)
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Neutral ending
Sigh... you could've just let me go and kill him.
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Would've been so much easier...
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And let you get hurt in the process, dear brother? That's something I can't allow.
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Hey, it'd be a necessary sacrifice.
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God is just so power hungry.
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Aren't you also power hungry?
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Oh please... I deserve to have some control.
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I can manage things way better than God.
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I still can not allow you to tackle God.
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You are simply a mere seal with tricks up your flippers, and he's supposedly the one who kick-started everything.
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And yet... I seem to not care.
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Sigh...
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Hold on, who's that?
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hey god, im jumbo josh brah!
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Hmm... some monster with a very high poly count.
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Looks like he's up to no good...
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Speak for yourself.
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Hey, I didn't say he's doing anything bad...
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Looks like he's trying to kill God. Maybe we could make a good duo...
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No, this shouldn't be happening.
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Woah, chill... The monster's actually handling this pretty well. I'm sure he'll be fi-
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...oh, hey brahs! make sure to check out chapter th-
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Well, leave this to me.
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No, we are going right now.
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Apologies, dear brother, but like I said a million times, it is not safe here.
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Hurry, before he sees us.
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... Sigh... ... ...
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Fine, but I will find a way back here.
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Well, I will not let that happen, will I?
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Hear me clearly when I say this. You aren't returning here.
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Alright, alright, chill your blubber...
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Deicide ending
hey god, im jumbo josh brah!
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im here to kick your butt brah!
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What..?
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im jumbo josh brah!
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from indie game Garten of Banban brah!
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prepare to die brah!
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... Seriously?
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Don't do this.
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im jumbo josh brah!
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i'm going to kill you brah!
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watch me swing this sword brah!
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im jumbo josh brah!
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remember to check out chapter 3 brah!
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Hey Go-
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...
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Whatever, wasn't important...
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The neutral ending diverges into many paths...
Chaotic ending
hello
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who killed my husband
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tee hee
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wasn't me
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well
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was it you
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no
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remember, we're Mascot horror buddies for life
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mascot horror buddies never backstab each other
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you're right
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so who did it... :/
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I'm Tattletail!
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Feed me treats!
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who is this
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I'm Tattletail!
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Feed me treats!
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You want your answer? Fine. I killed him. I killed Jumbo Josh. There you go, happy?
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Y
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soooo fucking banbancore
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TRUE
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I'm Tattletail!
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Normal ending
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...Hold on.
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Brother, stop.
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No, not stopping.
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Brother, seriously, stop and look.
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I won't stop but I will look.
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Wait a minute.
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...
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Not much to look at..?
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Well... It's pretty strange.
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Even for my own standards.
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Greetings. I am. TheNormalSeal32.
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...What?
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Would you like to.
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...
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Are you interested in any of our. Products?
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...The fuck?
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Okay. Well, haha! We really should be going now, apologies kind sir! (Let's get out of here...)
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Before you leave. Would you like to be interested in purchasing any of our. Products? How about a.
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No thank you, sir.
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(Move along, brother. Now!)
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Processing response.
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TheNormalSeal32 to. Deity.
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What seems to be the. Matter.
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They weren't interested in purchasing any of our. Products.
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That is quite fine. No need to. Worry.
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There are more. Willing customers. Out there.
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Besides. They will. Join us soon.
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As fellow. Co-workers.
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Right. You are so. Right.
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That is. Reassuring.
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Secret Baldi ending :O
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Hi! I'm Baldi! From Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning! Ha hah!
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Would you like to learn Math with me? Come on! It's fuuuuunnnn~!
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What.
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Watch! What's 9 + 10?
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19.
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Brother, why are you answering this educator's questions? We have a place to be leaving...
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Next probleeemmm! What's 4 + 13?
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17...
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Brother, please stop acting like you can't hear me...
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Hey, these are basic math questions... Once we're done with this guy, that's that...
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Thaaattt's right! Great job!
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Last problem, what's 2101517543463643636436379720195 × 1904708119047083737374229257422?
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That is really easy...
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Brother...
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4
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Eh... IDC...
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Seriously..? You really do love your games...
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Hey, don't worry, I have yet another one of my games up my...
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Under my flipper...
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Don't you dare.
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How. How is this music going to help us in this situat-
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