Horse

Not to be confused with House or Horrus Zahhak.

I'm so surprised that after all this time we didn't have an article on our noble steeds yet. This is probably due to the fact that there is only one piece of media in the world acknowledging the existence of horses. And that, my friends, is Racing Stripes.

Feral horses

If it's in the United States, it's a mustang. Thanks, Ford. If it's in Australia, it's a brumby. If it's in Sable Island, it's war.

As units

"Horsepower" redirects here. For how powerful a horse is, see The War of Seals and Horses.

Horsepower is a unit of measurement of power with multiple inconsistent values. One imperial horsepower is about 745.7 watts, and a metric horsepower is about 735.5 watts. As a dimensionless quantity, one horse is equal to 745.7.

Controversy

No one fucking cares about the Okin Tucky Derby.

Trivia

• Mister Ed is a horse.

See also

• Donkey
  • Mule, a crossbreed
• Zebra
  • Quagga, not a crossbreed
• Skeleton Horse
• Horse Skeleton
• Wojak Horseman
• That damn Norfolk Southern Railway
• Ferrari
• Equius Zahhak
• Horrus Zahhak
• Denver Broncos
• The War of Seals and Horses
  • Sable Island, the main venue
• Texas hold 'em, Omaha hi-low split-8 or better, Razz, seven-card stud, and seven card stud hi-low split-8 or better
• H-O-R-S-E
• and, of course, Horse Race Tests