Difference between revisions of "Epic Evil"

Revision as of 15:56, 13 October 2022

Epic Evil formerly Epic is a team made by Daisy for people who are just as epic as she is!!!! We do stuff liek draw and play Minecraft and Pokemon and shares FUNNY CAT PHOTOS

welcome to our AWESOMNE. EPIC team

EPIC EVIL Team Logo.

RULES!!!!!!

Dont be mean!!! >:(

You must be either EPIC and/or EVIL at ALL TIMES!

members

PEOPLE THAT LIVE HERE talk abt urself if you want

DAISY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Head of Lettuce.
Flag !1!1!!!1!
Push Dagger !!!!
Cellphone!!!!!111!!
Kumon

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WHOOOSH!!!!!!!

This is but 1 example of my Power... yack ack ack

Let's hear about the members!


PERSONJ	What you do	how EPIC r u	how EVIL r u
Daisy	Save teh world!!!!!	yeah :D	No!!!!!!!!!!!!
Head of Lettuce	Run for political office, Defend innocent vegetables, Sometimes a little crime because it's funny	starts sobbing	I have a superhero arch-nemesis, various beams and rays, a background in politics. You do the math.
Flag	wavin' in the wind ewe	More than Epic Games, that's for sure ;3	>:) I'm actually so evil that I hid a link to a Challenge Crystal right in this very box ! But with it being in black too, nobody will ever find it ! >:) (:<
Push Dagger	using the POWER of the SWORDS the SNAKES and the SKELETONS	im like sonic the hedgehog if he explored his feminine beauty side	i like pokémon AND danganronpa
Cellphone	I can call, text browse the web and do everything better than those so-called "smart"phones XD	So epic that no one can withstand my awesome epicness OwO	I prank called the emergency services LOL
Kumon	i do france	some	none

GROUP PHOTO LET'S GO!!!!!

We know our God is merciful, because if they weren't, they would have smote us by now.

history

um actually... it's HERstory* (epic evil is a female team) #feminism #girl

HERSTORY

thank you.

okay so once upon a time on the wiki camp there was a super awesome and epic girl named DAISY and she was SOOOOOO epic she made a TEAM about it called epic (and that's where you are now!!!!!!) the team was for cool and epic people like daisy who like to play minecraft and go on deviantart, but this guy named head of lettuce joined and uh... was thon trying to join the evil team or what... look ok daisy tries so so so hard to be nice but this guy has some problems daisy asked leaf for leafs deviantart page and leaf didn't even HAVE one claiming "it's not 2008 anymore." and dsaisy was like "WTF!!! you would have been 8!!! everyone knows you have to be at least THIRTEEN!!! to be on deviantart." and thon just ranaway. :-\

daisy eventually let head of lettuce stay on the team bc thon is gay and daisy loves gay rights

since then daisey and lettucy have been getting along ok i guess. lettuce likes pokemon ok so the two usually do pokemon duels.

A typical day in Epic, pre-Merge with Evil

BUT on october 4th 2022 epic and evil decided to FUSE into one unholy being. head of lettuce was very excited to have some actual evil people on the team. However, upon further inspection flag and push dagger were not all that evil, just a couple of french folks.

Flag & Push Dagger setting fire to a trash can because they're french.

After this harrowing tale Cellphone asked to join and daisy gladly accepted bc she finally had someone with a similar attitude to her on this team tht she could share flipnotes with via DS Download Play. #girlpower. the remaining members of accepted cellphone as they realized they could use her to make crank calls.

Just a day after this Kumon transmigrated (OMG SO PROUD) from the BREAKFAST Party because they were exiled for attempting to dig up Chris McLeans corpse so they could host their own season of Total Drama Island called "Total Drama Oops Now they've All Got Guns Now" . Unfortunately, someone beat them too the punch.

Now theres a whopping 3 frenmch people on this team, how dreadful. Head of Lettuce and Kumon bonded over both being political candidates i guess. However, Kumon and Cellphone have a heated rivalry, because you can download the kumon app on your android or other smart device.

trviai

epic evil entry slapped this week

if we lived in the sewers our team name would be Septic Evil
epic evil currently has "five" members, meaning we have the same number of people as there are john paul george ringo and bruno
- NEVERMIND >:(
- HOWEVER!!! NOW!!! We do have "six" members, which is as many people as there are loonatics unleashed
alala
sus
head of lettuce and daisy both have plant and mammal aspects to their characters
we have yet to find any organic tissue on flag, push dagger, cellphone or kumon (plant OR mammal), but our scientists are working tirelessly
aside from kumon, every member of epic evil has two arms and two legs, which i s more than you'll have if you ever fuck with us
head of lettuce is the only member of the team to not have any facial features
every character on epic evil is made of a series of shapes^{[citation needed]}
only three members of epic evil (cellphone, flag, and push dagger) are typical objects
four members of epic evil (head of lettuce, push dagger, flag, and kumon) are nonbinary, which is the most of any team if you are gullible enough to believe us
flag originally asked kumon to join their team when they were still in team evil due to their common frenchness, but kumon refused and retracted on their decision only after the merge that formed team epic evil, leaving flag to believe they weren't epic enough for kumon
kumon was just behind in the polls... 😭😭😭
flag also asked EVIL Cake Pop¡¡¡¡¡ if they were interested, because um. duh. but they refused politely
kumon and daisy claim to not be evil. remaining members of the team have gone on the record saying "we can fix them"
it is said that the nerpas who were transferring their evilness to former team evil still transmit their power to this merged team...
For Exactly one second Diary was apart of this team. She then left because she could smell the nearby evil okins transmitting their power and, as a participant in Total seal extinction, she could not tolerate a team that supported seals.
- while typing this I accidentally wrote teal instead of team. isnt that Funny
help im trapped in the trivia section of a team page!!!!!!!!!!!!
use this escape rope to leave the trivia section!

oh yeah other stuff

People who are on this team can edit the page to WHTEVER they want (With in reason. You know wat I mean :3)
we dont actually play minecraft rn because I don't know how to get a server :(
- we r developing a badge hunt though anyone wanna help me make find the eepas
- oh btw does anyone know any hacks to find the challenge crystals? i wanna try a speedrun -hol

Art Gallery

Kitteh so funny :3

Hmmm... cute seal thank you:DDDD

them... 🥺

Shoutout to this thing

me and the squad on the way to brunch

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 BUT on october 4th 2022 epic and evil decided to [[Steven Universe|FUSE]] into [[1|one]] [[Okin|unholy being]]. head of lettuce was very excited to have some actual [[evil]] people on the team. However, upon further inspection [[flag]] and [[Push Dagger|push dagger]] were not all that evil, just [[Daft Punk|a couple of french folks]].
+[[File:Flag & Push Dagger being French.png|center|thumb|Flag & Push Dagger setting fire to a trash can because they're french.]]
 After this [[Screams of the darned|harrowing]] tale [[Cellphone]] asked to join and daisy gladly accepted bc she finally had someone with a similar attitude to her on this team tht she could share flipnotes with via DS Download Play. #[[girl]]<nowiki/>power. the remaining members of accepted cellphone as they realized they could use her to make [[Crank Calls|crank calls]].