Head of Lettuce

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Head of Lettuce
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Candidate, President of The Wiki Camp
Created byscar#9976
Personal
OccupationLettuce Themed Supervillain
AlignmentGreen Party
ReligionAtheist
ContactOfficial Twitter

Head of Lettuce (Green Party) is running for election for President of The Wiki Camp 2. Thon was on the ballot for the primary election starting September 14, 2022, and has made it to the Board Election, currently in progress.


Biography

Head of Lettuce was born on December 22, 1999, and was the only child to proclaimed physicist Dad of Lettuce and arguably more proclaimed unnamed mother Unnamed Mother. Thons early childhood was uneventful, as thon spent a considerable amount of time playing with The Toy Where You Put The Shape In The Corresponding Hole. Thon graduated from Greensborough Academy For Science and Technology and received a bachelors degree from Stormgale University. Good for leaf! :-) Since graduating college, Lettuce has taken up a career in gig villainy, and served as a mediator for human-plant negotiations on multiple occasions.


In June of 2016, Head of Lettuce associated thonself with the Green Party. When asked about his political views, Lettuce commented, "I'm radicalized now." Unfortunately, as leaf was still only a teenager, leaf was unable to vote in the Presidential Election of that year. However, this did not stop leaf from seizing control of the Green Party in early 2017.


On August 25, 2022, Head of Lettuce announced leafs bid for Wiki Camp 2 presidency. Head of Lettuce did good enough in the primaries to make it to the general election, held by the Board of Shareholders! Hooray!

Activism

Head of Lettuce is best known for leafs pro-lettuce activism. Leaf is known to scour the produce sections of various Evil Food Barns, Evil Krogers, Evil Targets, and Evil Piggly Wigglies and attack any clueless sap who even thinks of purchasing lettuce for their salads, submarine sandwiches, and vegetable wraps. This advocacy has expanded to various other vegetables, and Head of Lettuce being named "A Friend to All Veggies" by the Produce and Other Plants In Protection Organization. Head of Lettuce takes thons title very seriously, and thon may actually think that the vegetables are thons friends. This may be due to the fact that thon hasn't had a friend in his life.

2022 Presidential Election

Incumbent Bag of Dragonite (Democratic Party), Joseph Robinette Biden (Democratic Party), Head of Lettuce (Green Party), Kumon (BREAKFAST Party), Perry Llelogram (The Mario Party), Bullseye (All I wanna do is go to a Party), [THE ZEITGEIST] (Cast Party), Duplo (Block Party), TheLegend27 (LAN Party), Dodgeball (A True Underdog Story) and Mr. Snrub (...republican party...) were candidates for The Wiki Camp 2 Presidency.


After popularity polls decreased for Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D) in 2021 after confessing that she thought Among Us was mid as hell, AOC begged Bag of Dragonite (D) to run for the democratic party. Naturally, Dragonite agreed, as ae has gone on the record saying "Vote Blue No Matter Who."


In the 2016 Presidential Election, Head of Lettuce (G) attempted to vote for Jill Stein (G), but was unable to, as thon was only 16 at the time. Stein thought this was incredibly funny and gave thon a cute little sticker in January 2017. Lettuce found this incredibly demeaning and zapped her with a death ray, seizing control of the Green Party.


After escaping their French house after a humiliating defeat (receiving less than 39% of the popular vote is considered humiliating in France), Kumon (B) set up political shop in The Wiki Camp 2. Unfortunately, Kumon was born in France, not the Wiki Camp 2, so they do not qualify for the presidency. Technically Head of Lettuce is under 35 as well, but we're going to ignore that.


Mr. Snrub (R) is infamous for not spending a dime on the 2022 Presidential Election. All the money of the Snrub campaign has been going to those who have been sponsnrubed.


Rumors have been circulating of Bullseye (AIWDIGTA), [THE ZEITGEIST] (C), Duplo (❏), TheLegend27 (Does not get L's, only W's), and Dodgeball (Nice and Firm Male), coming together and fusing their parties into one. The potential new party has been called "We're Throwing A Party, and You're Not Invited." It is unknown who amongst them will be running for the presidency, or if they will all fuse into one new unholy being.

Voters voted in the primary election on September 14, 2022, which Biden (D), Llegogram (M), and Lettuce (G) won the primaries. Next is the general election, voted by the Board of Shareholders, where the president elect is known as Decision UC-7. Some controversy has come about as Biden and Llegogram have board positions, but Lettuce does not. However, Green Party critics have gone on record stating Lettuce may have had some sort of "skill issue."

The outcome of this presidential election will not determine much, as nothing fundamentally changes when a new president is in office.

Elections

2023 Board General Election

The Board of Shareholders is currently voting between Head of Lettuce, Perry Llelogram, and Joseph Robinette Biden (D) under Decision UC-7. If you're reading this please vote for Head of Lettuce.... Please...

2022 Primary

See also: 2007 French General Election

Polls

The Wiki Camp 2 Election, 2022: Polls
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Jeb!

Margin of

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Sample Size Sponsor
Poll of the Mario Games August 25, 2022 0% 0% 0% 0% 100% 0.00 3,000,000,000 Mario
Don't listen to the polls, go vote! August 27, 2022 0% 0% 0% 0% 100% 0.00 a bajillion Apple
Poll of the entire country of France August 32, 2022 0% 0% 0% 0% 100% 0.00 8 Vriska Serket

Endorsements

This section lists noteworthy endorsements issued in this election, including those made by high-profile individuals and organizations, cross-party endorsements, and endorsements made by newspaper editorial boards. Please note that this list is not exhaustive. If you are aware of endorsements that should be included, keep it to yourself. No one likes a tattletale.


As political figure Sock Hater has been sponsnrubed in the past, he has gone on the record endorsing Mr. Snrub. Snrub has also received endorsements from other noteworthy individuals, such as Bacon Cola, Vriska Serket, Thomas Bangalter, and Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo.


Bag of Dragonite has been endorsed by most of the Democratic National Convention, notably Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Joe Biden, and Gamer.


Head of Lettuce has received no endorsements from anyone, but has received anti-endorsements from figures such as The Wiki Machine, Image, and Emoticon.

Campaign Themes

2022

Ballotpedia Survey Responses

See also: Ballotpedia's Candidate Connection

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Head of Lettuce has not yet completed Ballotpedia's 2022 Candidate Connection survey. Ballotpedia is seeking 100 percent participation so voters can learn more about all the candidates on their ballots.

Who fills out Ballotpedia's Candidate Connection survey?

  • 694 candidates completed the survey in 2021. This number represented 13.5% of all 5,138 candidates Ballotpedia covered in 2021. Out of the 694 candidates who completed Ballotpedia's candidate survey, 147 won their election. Candidates from 36 states completed the survey. Noteworthy respondents included California Governor Gamer and Atlanta Mayor Atlanta Souvenir Cup. Read the 2021 report for more information about that year's respondents.
  • 4,745 candidates completed the survey in 2020. This number represented 16.4% of all 29,002 candidates Ballotpedia covered in 2020. Out of the 4,745 respondents, 743 won their election. Candidates from all 50 states completed the survey. Noteworthy respondents included U.S. Representative Traffic Regulator, Ontario Premier T Series Car 5134, and Hater of Sock Sock Hater. Read the 2020 report for more information about that year's respondents.

You can ask Head of Lettuce to fill out this survey very politely. :-)

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