Difference between revisions of "Netflix Instant Streaming Disc"
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− | <p>Oh, and by the way, there's an item in the game called a Gold Greet. Its existence belies <span class="plainlinks">[https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Netflix_Instant_Streaming_Disc | + | <p>Oh, and by the way, there's an item in the game called a Gold Greet. Its existence belies <span class="plainlinks">[https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Netflix_Instant_Streaming_Disc&action=edit something far more sinister]</span>.</p> |
− | <div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet4.png|250px|center|link=https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Netflix_Instant_Streaming_Disc | + | <div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet4.png|250px|center|link=https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Netflix_Instant_Streaming_Disc&action=edit]]This is a Gold Greet.</div> |
<p>Regardless of which mode you're playing, if you see one of these, be absolutely sure to grab it. If you want to know why, it's because Gold Greet can be sold for 2 gold.</p> | <p>Regardless of which mode you're playing, if you see one of these, be absolutely sure to grab it. If you want to know why, it's because Gold Greet can be sold for 2 gold.</p> | ||
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+ | <div class="sdj-body-content-title"><div style="display:flex; align-items:center;">[[File:Serieslogo.png|50px]]<div style="display:flex; flex-direction:column; justify-content:space-between;"><div class="sdj-date" style="margin-bottom:5px; font-size:10px;">Sep. 10 Tue. 2007</div><div style="color:#FFFFFF; font-size:14px; font-weight:bold; margin-bottom:4px;">Netflix Instant Streaming Disc</div></div></div> [[File:Sdj-itm.png|x26px]]</div> | ||
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+ | [[File:Npgreet.png|center|300px]] <p>Greet is a [[cyberpunk]] food named after "green meat" and [[Piece of shit|some guy]] shoves it in the hero's face and says "Hey, want some greet?" and it's meant to show us how [[food]] [[sucks]] in the [[Future]].</p> | ||
+ | <div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet1.png|250px|center]]Yuck! I'm not eating that!</div> | ||
+ | <p>Relax! You won't be eating greet on the [[battlefield]] anytime soon. Here in [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl|Brawl]], greet has a different purpose.</p> | ||
+ | <div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet2.png|250px|center]]These guys won't know what hit 'em!</div> | ||
+ | <div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet3.png|250px|center]]WHAM!</div> | ||
+ | <p><p>As you can see, greet can be picked up and thrown at opponents.</p> | ||
+ | <p>While it doesn't go very far, greet packs quite the [[NerpaPunch|punch]]. It's best to use it on opponents who are distracted or incapacitated. [[Bonus points]] if you manage to hit a [[crowd]]!</p> | ||
+ | <p>Adding insult to injury, the surrounding [[Stink]] will damage nearby opponents. That goes [[both ways]], however: hold a greet for too long, and you'll suffer, too.</p> | ||
+ | <div class="sdj-body-content-text-footer"><ul><li>[[:Category:Items|Items]]</li><li>[[:Category:Things (official)|Things (official)]]</li><li>Sep. 10 Tue. 2007</li></ul></div> | ||
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The '''Netflix Instant Streaming Disc''' is an elusive little [[thing]]. | The '''Netflix Instant Streaming Disc''' is an elusive little [[thing]]. | ||
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Revision as of 04:06, 29 January 2023
Greet is a cyberpunk food named after "green meat" and some guy shoves it in the hero's face and says "Hey, want some greet?" and it's meant to show us how food sucks in the Future.
Relax! You won't be eating greet on the battlefield anytime soon. Here in Brawl, greet has a different purpose.
As you can see, greet can be picked up and thrown at opponents.
While it doesn't go very far, greet packs quite the punch. It's best to use it on opponents who are distracted or incapacitated. Bonus points if you manage to hit a crowd!
Adding insult to injury, the surrounding Stink will damage nearby opponents. That goes both ways, however: hold a greet for too long, and you'll suffer, too.
Oh, and by the way, there's an item in the game called a Netflix Instant Streaming Disc.

Regardless of which mode you're playing, if you see one of these, be absolutely sure to grab it. If you want to know why, it's because they allow you to watch one free movie on Netflix every time you get one.
Oh, and by the way, there's an item in the game called a Gold Greet. Its existence belies something far more sinister.
Regardless of which mode you're playing, if you see one of these, be absolutely sure to grab it. If you want to know why, it's because Gold Greet can be sold for 2 gold.
Greet is a cyberpunk food named after "green meat" and some guy shoves it in the hero's face and says "Hey, want some greet?" and it's meant to show us how food sucks in the Future.
Relax! You won't be eating greet on the battlefield anytime soon. Here in Brawl, greet has a different purpose.
As you can see, greet can be picked up and thrown at opponents.
While it doesn't go very far, greet packs quite the punch. It's best to use it on opponents who are distracted or incapacitated. Bonus points if you manage to hit a crowd!
Adding insult to injury, the surrounding Stink will damage nearby opponents. That goes both ways, however: hold a greet for too long, and you'll suffer, too.
The Netflix Instant Streaming Disc is an elusive little thing.