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Revision as of 19:29, 22 April 2023
We are the Normal Camp 2. Greetings, you.
I'm me! What's good, Normal Camp 2!
- This is our net worth: 5,000,000,000,000
- These are the total number of products we have produced: 6,944
- Predict when the 6,666th product will be made.
- These are the total number of employees employed at our business as of now: 1,185
- Only 96 of them are likely to keep their jobs next week.
- That's 8.1012658227848%. Awful.
- Most of them had potential too. Shame.
- That's 8.1012658227848%. Awful.
- Only 96 of them are likely to keep their jobs next week.
- This is the amount of important documents: 13,879
- This is the amount of times the building has been entered: 132,046
- This is the building
- This is the number of Nobel Prize winners: 1782
It's meant to be strong hearted and only for those who are willing to contribute to this company in a meaningful way, so if you find that it's stressing you out, get out. There is no actual prize for your contributions, aside from profit of course.
Confused? That's not allowed here. You're fired. Leave.
Stuck? Redirect your complaints to our Help Desk.
If you have some kind of issue regarding our company or the server or anyone on it, Hesitate to contact User:Normatomi about it. You're supposed to be working.
Hello, I am the Normal Camp 2's Product Management and Chief Executive Designer Typey. Type in this text box below for an easier method of designing products.
Fanfarra Cabua Le Le - Sérgio Mendes is currently what's
playing on the radio!
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Get back to work.