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[[File:Tobaccoreal.png|thumb|The fledgling sprout of the commercial tobacco crop. It bears an [[uncanny]] resemblance to [[Plantera]].]]
 
[[File:Tobaccoreal.png|thumb|The fledgling sprout of the commercial tobacco crop. It bears an [[uncanny]] resemblance to [[Plantera]].]]
 
'''Tobacco''' is a curious plant that has a wide variety of uses. It is most famous for being smoked in toys such as [[cigarette]]s, [[cigar]]s, [[gum]], and [[Pipe|pipes]]. By itself, the tobacco is an innocent and docile creature, but under stressful conditions, such as being [[Fire|ignited]], it will lash out while releasing special drops known as a [[carcinogen]].
 
'''Tobacco''' is a curious plant that has a wide variety of uses. It is most famous for being smoked in toys such as [[cigarette]]s, [[cigar]]s, [[gum]], and [[Pipe|pipes]]. By itself, the tobacco is an innocent and docile creature, but under stressful conditions, such as being [[Fire|ignited]], it will lash out while releasing special drops known as a [[carcinogen]].
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Surprisingly, tobacco is responsible for the seemingly distinct plant [[katamari]], which is in facts its seed pod.
  
 
== Seal ==
 
== Seal ==
 
[[File:Seal-dart.gif|left|thumb|Zaaaaa]]
 
[[File:Seal-dart.gif|left|thumb|Zaaaaa]]
 
This seal was recently enjoying some holiday cheer when it found itself chuffing down a '''hot doagie'''. How sad, how hilarious.
 
This seal was recently enjoying some holiday cheer when it found itself chuffing down a '''hot doagie'''. How sad, how hilarious.
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{{Community notes|This photo is very clearly edited. If you look closely, you'll notice that the seal in the picture was not wearing antler ears when it was taken.}}
 
[[Category:Plants]]
 
[[Category:Plants]]
 
[[Category:Food]]
 
[[Category:Food]]

Latest revision as of 02:30, 10 October 2023

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"Can't go wrong with a menthol!" -Joe Biden
WARNING: CRUCIAL WARNING!!!! THIS PAGE CONTAINS TOBACCO! THYE ARE FIESTY LITTLE CARCINOGEN who LOVE to bite
For more information, see Bureau of Rigid Adherence to Strict Anti-Tobacco Messaging.

The fledgling sprout of the commercial tobacco crop. It bears an uncanny resemblance to Plantera.

Tobacco is a curious plant that has a wide variety of uses. It is most famous for being smoked in toys such as cigarettes, cigars, gum, and pipes. By itself, the tobacco is an innocent and docile creature, but under stressful conditions, such as being ignited, it will lash out while releasing special drops known as a carcinogen.

Surprisingly, tobacco is responsible for the seemingly distinct plant katamari, which is in facts its seed pod.

Seal

Zaaaaa

This seal was recently enjoying some holiday cheer when it found itself chuffing down a hot doagie. How sad, how hilarious.

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This photo is very clearly edited. If you look closely, you'll notice that the seal in the picture was not wearing antler ears when it was taken.
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