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Yuck! I'm not eating that!
These guys won't know what hit 'em!
WHAM!
This is a Netflix Instant Streaming Disc.
This is a Gold Greet.
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<p>Greet is a [[cyberpunk]] food named after "green meat" and [[Piece of shit|some guy]] shoves it in the hero's face and says "Hey, want some greet?" and it's meant to show us how [[food]] [[sucks]] in the [[Future]].</p> | <p>Greet is a [[cyberpunk]] food named after "green meat" and [[Piece of shit|some guy]] shoves it in the hero's face and says "Hey, want some greet?" and it's meant to show us how [[food]] [[sucks]] in the [[Future]].</p> | ||
<div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet1.png|250px|center]]Yuck! I'm not eating that!</div> | <div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet1.png|250px|center]]Yuck! I'm not eating that!</div> | ||
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<div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet2.png|250px|center]]These guys won't know what hit 'em!</div> | <div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet2.png|250px|center]]These guys won't know what hit 'em!</div> | ||
<div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet3.png|250px|center]]WHAM!</div> | <div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet3.png|250px|center]]WHAM!</div> | ||
| − | + | <p>As you can see, greet can be picked up and thrown at opponents.</p> | |
<p>While it doesn't go very far, greet packs quite the [[NerpaPunch|punch]]. It's best to use it on opponents who are distracted or incapacitated. [[Bonus points]] if you manage to hit a [[crowd]]!</p> | <p>While it doesn't go very far, greet packs quite the [[NerpaPunch|punch]]. It's best to use it on opponents who are distracted or incapacitated. [[Bonus points]] if you manage to hit a [[crowd]]!</p> | ||
<p>Adding insult to injury, the surrounding [[Stink]] will damage nearby opponents. That goes [[both ways]], however: hold a greet for too long, and you'll suffer, too.</p> | <p>Adding insult to injury, the surrounding [[Stink]] will damage nearby opponents. That goes [[both ways]], however: hold a greet for too long, and you'll suffer, too.</p> | ||
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| − | + | {{Dojo opener|Netflix Instant Streaming Disc|XXX. XX XXX. 20XX}} | |
| − | + | [[File:Nisd.png|200px|center|class=sdj-item-preview secret]] | |
| − | + | <p>The Netflix Instant Streaming Disc is an elusive little [[thing]].</p> | |
| − | + | <p>[[You]] should not be here. Please [[leave at once]].</p> | |
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Revision as of 08:35, 29 January 2023
Sep. 10 Tue. 2007
Greet
Greet is a cyberpunk food named after "green meat" and some guy shoves it in the hero's face and says "Hey, want some greet?" and it's meant to show us how food sucks in the Future.
Relax! You won't be eating greet on the battlefield anytime soon. Here in Brawl, greet has a different purpose.
As you can see, greet can be picked up and thrown at opponents.
While it doesn't go very far, greet packs quite the punch. It's best to use it on opponents who are distracted or incapacitated. Bonus points if you manage to hit a crowd!
Adding insult to injury, the surrounding Stink will damage nearby opponents. That goes both ways, however: hold a greet for too long, and you'll suffer, too.
Oh, and by the way, there's an item in the game called a Netflix Instant Streaming Disc.
Regardless of which mode you're playing, if you see one of these, be absolutely sure to grab it. If you want to know why, it's because they allow you to watch one free movie on Netflix every time you get one.
Oh, and by the way, there's an item in the game called a Gold Greet. Its existence belies something far more sinister.
Regardless of which mode you're playing, if you see one of these, be absolutely sure to grab it. If you want to know why, it's because Gold Greet can be sold for 2 gold.
XXX. XX XXX. 20XX
Netflix Instant Streaming Disc
The Netflix Instant Streaming Disc is an elusive little thing.
You should not be here. Please leave at once.