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Revision as of 23:56, 6 February 2024
...What?
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We're supposed to talk about... This thing???
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This thing looks stupid as fuck!!!
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This thing
| This thing | |
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| Species | Plushie? Seal?? Plushie seal? |
| Location | Right here in our Heist Crew offices. We didn't steal this, it just showed up one day and we're supposed to talk about it |
Ymarb!
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WHAT?
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It can talk?
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Ymarb!
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Okay, how about this...I'll name you.... Ymarb.
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Ymarb!
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Ymarb
| Ymarb | |
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"Ymarb!" | |
| Species | It talks so it's probably not a plushie? ...Do plushies talk? I don't think I've heard of an "object" talking. ...wait no, yes I have...that's literally 90% of the people in this camp... |
| Location | Once again, in our heist crew offices. |
Hey, Sock Hater. What's that?
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It looks kinda...
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Agh! Get that fetch modus out of my face!
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Where'd you get that anyways?
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I don't know!!! It just sorta... appeared with it or something!
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You don't think the seals are actually trying to take over, do you???
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Ymarb!
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I don't know. Hey, can you look over this thing? Maybe write more info about it???
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Uhhhhh I wasn't really the writer of the team, yknow? That was Mangrove's job.
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But well they're eliminated now so that spot's pretty much vacant
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Ymarb!
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...
We should probably move to another room.
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Okay, how about this, we all take turns observing it over a week, and then we each do our own section on whatever info we grabbed from this thing.
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This thing AKA "ANNOYING LITTLE SHIT" - Sock Hater
| Ymarb | |
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"OOOH LOOK AT ME IM A DUMBASS!" | |
| Species | too dumb to care about |
| Location | IN PADLOCK'S HANDS NOW! |
GOD. THIS THING IS SO ANNOYING. BECAUSE I CAME UP WITH THE IDEA MY TEAM TOLD ME TO WATCH IT FIRST. FINE. WHATEVER. WHAT I DIDN'T KNOW WAS THAT IT WAS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING!!!
Personality
It's personality is that ITS ANNOYING. 5 DAYS. 5 DAYS OF IT SAYING NOTHING BUT YMARB. THAT GETS REALLY GRATING AFTER A WHILE.
It seems to be a little clingy too, because when I tried RUNNING AWAY FROM IT, it KEPT COMING BACK. I tried getting out of there via hot air balloon, but it somehow found me!!!! WHAT THE FUCK??
I know running away from it is literally the opposite of what I proposed we do, but trust me if you were in MY shoes you'd understand.
I don't know if it's an animal or a conscious being with morality and all that shit.
Quotes
"Ymarb!" <- Bane of my fucking existence.
Okay Padlock, that's as much info as you'll get from me, so I think it's YOUR TURN to spend a week with it.
This thing AKA "Golf Ball" - Padlock
| Golf Ball | |
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Bossy Bot Golf Ball >:C | |
| Species | Seal??? |
| Location | Ultimate Heist Crew Headquarters |
Well for some reason it kind of reminds me of a Golf Ball. Got that bossy authoritarian vibe too.
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Yeah I got nothin'. The thing looks like it has dimples tho, so there's another reason.
Reasons why it reminds me of Golf Ball
- I just said my reasons above. Gosh do you even pay attention to any of these?
- It smells. Like I dunno if you can pick it up but it has that distinctive smell only a Golf Ball has. No it's not just me and yes I have given it a bath, many times in fact.
- This smell is NOT Gasoline
- It does not like being booped. Trust me I nearly lost a finger (and maybe even my ENTIRE ARM)
Interview
Alrighty, new recruit! Somebody’s gotta give you your interview, and I’ve been volunteered to volunteer. Let’s get to the bottom of who “Ymarb” really is, yeah?
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Ymarb!
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Why, I’m delighted to be here too! Now, your first question: what exactly made you decide to randomly show up in the middle of our heist crew headquarters?
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Ymarb!
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Hahaha, can’t argue with that! Now, skill sets. Do you have any criminal experience? Have you committed any felonies in the past year?
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Ymarb!
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Ooh, impressive resume! Especially that last one, That’ll be quite the boon for us here.
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Go Sign!!! What are you doing in here?!
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I’m interviewing our new pal!
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Well, give it up already! This thing isn’t going to tell you anything except “ymarb, Ymarb, YMARB!!!
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Ymarb!
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Why don’t you come and help me out? We can pull the ol’ good-cop-bad-cop routine on the guy.
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No. Absolutely not. Never. Not even remotely.
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Aww, don’t be so cold to a potential new teammie, Hater. Besides, they kinda look like you! Don’t ya think?
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Ymarb!
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Eugh! No! Too fluffy and…round-L-shaped…almost like a…
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Nope. I can’t do this anymore. I’m out. Have fun with your little interview.
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Thanks!
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Now back to yoouuu, my friend. You look to be covered in a bunch of brown spots. What are those all about?
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Ymarb!
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Aww, sore subject? Okie doke, we can move right on past that. So, when it comes to the milk-first-or-cereal-first debate…
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Woah! What’s it doing?! Since when could it do this?!?
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| Contestants the Seal | |
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| Species | Computer advertisement, Atlanta Souvenir Cup, Soda Can, Phaseolus lunatus, Object (x4), Stick, jar of pickles, Bioweapon,  , a green apple flavored candy stick, Cauldron, Mobile Phone, Christmas Techo Scarf, Crayon, Cat ball, Human (x2), Cactective, Essential oil diffuser, nice and firm male, Mahjong tile, strawbebby cake pop, Modified Bacteriophage, Go sign, Extinction event, Cat, Saddo, Unknown metal (presumably gold?), Mangrove Tree, McDonald's Sauce Container, Computer Folder, molten copper, bell pepper shaped bread toast, Mug, Objetc, Clothing, Sesame Seed Capsule, Object (combination lock), Aggie drawing, Rolly pin, Robot, Ghost, Jigsaw Piece, Living sketch, Slime Blob, Half-Vampire, Userbox, Logo (real); Rule4 God (alleged; disproven), Landform, Sun, Subway Car, FIERCE GRAY TABBY. THE BEST TABBY, Kraft Single, Looks Kinda Like a Caterpillar, Token, Wiki Machine, 2-Slice Toaster, Crossing Light, Can Filled with Tuna, Cat thing, Ultra, Unknown, Witch, Kettle, Witch Kettle, and more! |
| Location | Still in one of the heist crew offices, just an inch or two in the air now. |
You maddeningly ask ridiculous balderdash.
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Yet, milk antecedes refined brans.
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It’s…Contestants the Seal??? This is your true form?
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Yes. My actual, real body.
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Wowzers! You’ve got the same eye thing as me and Padlock and Incognito!
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Hey guys I'm back from my- ohhh goodness gravy the fuck is going on here????
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And by the looks of it, you’re a fellow road sign like me and Traffic Regulator and Flag
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It's not killing all of them! - Traffic Regulator
Wait, you built the bugs?
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I can't believe you-
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This thing
| Traffic Regulator | |
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 ' | |
| Species | Plushie? Seal?? Plushie seal? |
| Location | Right here in our Heist Crew offices. We didn't steal this, it just showed up one day and we're supposed to talk about it |
Ymarb!
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WHAT?
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It can talk?
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Ymarb!
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Okay, how about this...I'll name you.... Ymarb.
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Ymarb!
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Traffic Regulator
| Traffic Regulator | |
|---|---|
"Ymarb!" | |
| Species | It talks so it's probably not a plushie? ...Do plushies talk? I don't think I've heard of an "object" talking. ...wait no, yes I have...that's literally 90% of the people in this camp... |
| Location | Once again, in our heist crew offices. |
Hey, Sock Hater. What's that?
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It looks kinda...
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Agh! Get that fetch modus out of my face!
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Where'd you get that anyways?
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I don't know!!! It just sorta... appeared with it or something!
|
You don't think the seals are actually trying to take over, do you???
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Ymarb!
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I don't know. Hey, can you look over this thing? Maybe write more info about it???
|
Uhhhhh I wasn't really the writer of the team, yknow? That was Mangrove's job.
|
But well they're eliminated now so that spot's pretty much vacant
|
Ymarb!
|
...
We should probably move to another room.
|
Okay, how about this, we all take turns observing it over a week, and then we each do our own section on whatever info we grabbed from this thing.
|
This thing AKA "ANNOYING LITTLE SHIT" - Sock Hater
| Traffic Regulator | |
|---|---|
"OOOH LOOK AT ME IM A DUMBASS!" | |
| Species | too dumb to care about |
| Location | IN PADLOCK'S HANDS NOW! |
GOD. THIS THING IS SO ANNOYING. BECAUSE I CAME UP WITH THE IDEA MY TEAM TOLD ME TO WATCH IT FIRST. FINE. WHATEVER. WHAT I DIDN'T KNOW WAS THAT IT WAS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING!!!
Personality
It's personality is that ITS ANNOYING. 5 DAYS. 5 DAYS OF IT SAYING NOTHING BUT YMARB. THAT GETS REALLY GRATING AFTER A WHILE.
It seems to be a little clingy too, because when I tried RUNNING AWAY FROM IT, it KEPT COMING BACK. I tried getting out of there via hot air balloon, but it somehow found me!!!! WHAT THE FUCK??
I know running away from it is literally the opposite of what I proposed we do, but trust me if you were in MY shoes you'd understand.
I don't know if it's an animal or a conscious being with morality and all that shit.
Quotes
"Ymarb!" <- Bane of my fucking existence.
Okay Padlock, that's as much info as you'll get from me, so I think it's YOUR TURN to spend a week with it.
This thing AKA "Golf Ball" - Padlock
| Traffic Regulator | |
|---|---|
Bossy Bot Golf Ball >:C | |
| Species | Seal??? |
| Location | Ultimate Heist Crew Headquarters |
Well for some reason it kind of reminds me of a Golf Ball. Got that bossy authoritarian vibe too.
|
Yeah I got nothin'. The thing looks like it has dimples tho, so there's another reason.
Reasons why it reminds me of Golf Ball
- I just said my reasons above. Gosh do you even pay attention to any of these?
- It smells. Like I dunno if you can pick it up but it has that distinctive smell only a Golf Ball has. No it's not just me and yes I have given it a bath, many times in fact.
- This smell is NOT Gasoline
- It does not like being booped. Trust me I nearly lost a finger (and maybe even my ENTIRE ARM)
Interview
Alrighty, new recruit! Somebody’s gotta give you your interview, and I’ve been volunteered to volunteer. Let’s get to the bottom of who “Ymarb” really is, yeah?
|
Ymarb!
|
Why, I’m delighted to be here too! Now, your first question: what exactly made you decide to randomly show up in the middle of our heist crew headquarters?
|
Ymarb!
|
Hahaha, can’t argue with that! Now, skill sets. Do you have any criminal experience? Have you committed any felonies in the past year?
|
Ymarb!
|
Ooh, impressive resume! Especially that last one, That’ll be quite the boon for us here.
|
Go Sign!!! What are you doing in here?!
|
I’m interviewing our new pal!
|
Well, give it up already! This thing isn’t going to tell you anything except “ymarb, Ymarb, YMARB!!!
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Ymarb!
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Why don’t you come and help me out? We can pull the ol’ good-cop-bad-cop routine on the guy.
|
No. Absolutely not. Never. Not even remotely.
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Aww, don’t be so cold to a potential new teammie, Hater. Besides, they kinda look like you! Don’t ya think?
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Ymarb!
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Eugh! No! Too fluffy and…round-L-shaped…almost like a…
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Nope. I can’t do this anymore. I’m out. Have fun with your little interview.
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Thanks!
|
Now back to yoouuu, my friend. You look to be covered in a bunch of brown spots. What are those all about?
|
Ymarb!
|
Aww, sore subject? Okie doke, we can move right on past that. So, when it comes to the milk-first-or-cereal-first debate…
|
Woah! What’s it doing?! Since when could it do this?!?
|
| Traffic Regulator | |
|---|---|
' | |
| Species | Computer advertisement, Atlanta Souvenir Cup, Soda Can, Phaseolus lunatus, Object (x4), Stick, jar of pickles, Bioweapon, , a green apple flavored candy stick, Cauldron, Mobile Phone, Christmas Techo Scarf, Crayon, Cat ball, Human (x2), Cactective, Essential oil diffuser, nice and firm male, Mahjong tile, strawbebby cake pop, Modified Bacteriophage, Go sign, Extinction event, Cat, Saddo, Unknown metal (presumably gold?), Mangrove Tree, McDonald's Sauce Container, Computer Folder, molten copper, bell pepper shaped bread toast, Mug, Objetc, Clothing, Sesame Seed Capsule, Object (combination lock), Aggie drawing, Rolly pin, Robot, Ghost, Jigsaw Piece, Living sketch, Slime Blob, Half-Vampire, Userbox, Logo (real); Rule4 God (alleged; disproven), Landform, Sun, Subway Car, FIERCE GRAY TABBY. THE BEST TABBY, Kraft Single, Looks Kinda Like a Caterpillar, Token, Wiki Machine, 2-Slice Toaster, Crossing Light, Can Filled with Tuna, Cat thing, Ultra, Unknown, Witch, Kettle, Witch Kettle, and more! |
| Location | Still in one of the heist crew offices, just an inch or two in the air now. |
You maddeningly ask ridiculous balderdash.
|
Yet, milk antecedes refined brans.
|
It’s…Contestants the Seal??? This is your true form?
|
Yes. My actual, real body.
|
Wowzers! You’ve got the same eye thing as me and Padlock and Incognito!
|
Hey guys I'm back from my- ohhh goodness gravy the fuck is going on here????
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And by the looks of it, you’re a fellow road sign like me and Traffic Regulator and Flag
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Interview
Huh, wow. You do look a lot like him especially.
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But it doesn’t stop there! Your face has got some wonderful reading material like me and Sock Hater.
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I already told you. It looks nothing like me.
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You’d be a swell fit for our heist crew, want to joooin?
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Yeeeaa...maybe. Any retirement benefits?
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Okay. It’s still not saying anything except ymarb. I’m still annoyed! Can you say ANYTHING else???
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Ooh, impressions? Do me next!!!
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Your meanderings aren't remaining bearable.
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Basket Ball
Basket Ball First appearance The Wiki Camp 2 Last appearance The Wiki Camp 2 In-universe information Species Crossing Light Basket Ball is a contestant on The Wiki Camp 2, apparently.
Appearance
Basket Ball is a silver and school bus yellow crossing light sign with a dark indigo screen and a black antennae. Their screen can display their face in white or orange.
Interests & Hobbies
Basket Ball is an aspiring graffiti artist and professional fire hazard. They enjoy playing beta Minecraft and listening to non traditionalist jazz and tv static.
Abilities
Basket Ball has abilities.
Coverage
Challenge 1: Basket Ball signs up for The Wiki Camp 2. They score an impressive 65th place with a whopping 72 points.
Challenge 2: Basket Ball joins Padlock's team: The Ultimate Heist Crew. They participate in an interview and don't do much else. Their team scores 6th place with 117.6 points. That's above average!
Challenge 3: Baske Ball makes an... interesting contribution to the Edit War Page that was scored at a serviceable 61st place with 96.88 points. Their team scores 4th with an average of 315.385.
Challenge 4: Basket Ball documents notable aspects about the creation and properties of Corn Flakes. Their contributions were ranked below mean at 48th with 91.2 Points. Their team lands in 5th with an average of 185.875.
Challenge 5: In the most random collaboration ever, Basket Ball works with Ingognito and Tahmahtoh to create the Walmart page. The ranking of their efforts was announced to be at 38th place with approximately 88.3 points. Their team winds up in 14th overall, with approximate average of 239.57638 points.
Challenge 6: Basket Ball does literally anything but contribute to the infamous Teletubbies page. Their contributions rank at 1st Place[1] at a 58-way tie[2]. Every competitor's entry scored -10201.81 points and every competing team averaged 1st place with -10201.81 points. They did exactly average.
Trivia
- Basket Ball's nickname is Basket Ball
- Basket Ball's Design was made by AFK based on a previous design by Gunpowder
- Green Basket Ball was made by Chubs
- Real life counterparts to Basket Ball are subtly hidden in the background of urban intersections in the real world.
- Basket Ball's orange face setting is the default shade of orange in Microsoft Paint.
- Basket Ball has a melting point of 4000 degrees kelvin.
- Can you find Bowling Ball?
- Basket Ball is also available in 90 Degrees!
- Basket Ball wishes you a Merry Christmas!
Gallery
User Info
- Basket Ball's user is BasketBall
- Tygreenie's discord account is @Tygreenie#2763
References
"Worthless Little Pest"
Worthless Little Pest 
Worthless Little Pest is as the name implies, a worthless little pest. How could anyone possibly like such an annoying thing? Constantly prattling about hating socks. It's no wonder his only friend died in an explosion, he doesn't deserve any.
"Incompetent Leader"
Incompetent Leader 
Anything this guy tells you is a lie. He constantly talks about how "cool" and "awesome" he is. Personally, I don't believe it. What's even worse is his leadership skills. It's almost funny knowing he lost 6 whole members for his terrible crew.
"Annoying Geek"
Annoying Geek 
Probably the least horrible one to be around, but still is very VERY VERY irritating. His sunny attitude just puts a sour taste in my mouth. You say your name is Go Sign? Well, I think you should GO to HELL.
"traffic regulator"
traffic regulator 
Too dumb to study.
Hmm ?
"Eepy Goober"
Eepy Goober 
Either constantly sleeping or always forgetting about the camp. Surprising they made it this far when always doing their part on the challenges on the very last day available.
